RADIO COMEDY: snx ORIGINAL ILLUSTRATIVE ~ SCRIPTS Thesis. for the Degree of M. A. _ ‘ MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY GREGORY DONALD ST EMEN 1972 g - w-..‘;‘-‘ IIII IIIIII II II IIII III II IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 3 1293 10513 89 University '. "" ACQZLEI‘LT [11,3310 crx‘w‘nr c: *r r 'r 791’ ‘43.); 5.} 1‘. 933.: I..)..L...L1 ILLUSTRATIBE SCEIITS By Gregory Dane Stow” “- * ‘~‘\‘.-f‘r’°"-'- 1". "I‘m.“ (7" ‘. c"--M' ' “\- "\"‘.\" "fill "II‘."““'I:"':"".‘ ta, G 1". tAJ.iEJ (J, (-1. L 3'3 I '1.th in." .31 $11”) ’;;31«-L”.'.'t;) {4.3: (.UJJ'.‘ .th .L. ..--J 1'3 03.CI.C-n A"° of 55335 Cumfidy from 1932 O 1339. Inc OI nuorIc .n huxcr r; abriof 131 ut‘cory of 003213 programs in the Golden Age of E3310; V30 cri3inal radio 603333 drama scripts with aocsmpanying h30k3round and an 31"ses; two original radio cowowj v: Iriety scripts w 331 aooon;33nying backgroufld and analyse3; and two original modern raLio comedy scripus with accompanying analyses. The major finding of this thos is is in the f01~m of the six 33110 comedy 80? pts. Thc 03o so13.pt3 are written "3 =r‘. I I . \.‘v o prairamu and e. 316 to demo nstrate ink from analyses of actual an undors t’mn 33 of comedy 833 Ituxor t-rn 12198 used by American radio 60333‘ 2 - w —. it -' ‘2’“ r .7 ' -.-",.'. , -,’ --"-‘ o N - 3330 camouv borIovb are MPILLII as a pxxoh;o.A:l 91plic;t;on v .2 'C1“ Ah 195 “hi 1« , The two modern I" a. 17“: 3‘: ~ ”5,- Q L n n \J. .3 V._-, &:I L. ,_ .. , £51 I t ‘ ‘- t~1 !\ r ‘V g ?t' t ‘ ' J~ - C . ,1‘, H“ n T" 1 ‘ln. ,' w. a 7‘ 0." \ an OI In» cgildutn oi b , old A n3» OI LLLIU LL; L3 p-o3- n.. T} Q 1 .3 9-! 1 7 a- «g n 's- «1 ".,'f. {its t 3.3;; fifr'. 1V (..g‘./ .1 k't .:’ .35. t' 1" 1L4\\q’5.3 A ..‘.. W.» ' '1) ’4 “5/ C-‘r_..‘--~L 1r ‘..-" 0" ‘ (I 1.3 .7 ’5‘”: (1 r': ("."5 3", $n. .-" ~'.u’y- ’- I1. \ ' .m‘rv.‘~n .t- 7”,. ’_ . u; ~ 4‘ In. 3 ‘21,.“ fit a, bwc (1..ij " ,a‘u.’\ 1" tile 1..-.:-.!L:..--~...1“ :x. .‘..\.- v maul.» .‘J. 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Those bro. 3 lcsst soalysos were supplemented by critiqu es and discussions of radio comedy, radio histor", ard liumor by the co "°*13 them wlvcs, breadcasti n3 historidas, pr03 -ram critics, and scholars in the art of humor. The data and analyses were then used as a background for writing the six rad io coznedy scripts. The rationale of ccmcdy writing techniques used was recorded to accent: ry tfie scripts. The end of the Golden Age of Radio Cfiomcdy marked the end of a great period of American.humor. T1113 thesis analyzes the “3dio conedj huLw rand proposes a rebirth of EADIO 03133:: Six chezugr '1" --~?-r'-rgv-. 'gp- 9v1~1 rs fir3~wm1rj [.11'. r , .LLJinb-J a. L23 .. . €54 GLAD“; .4. .3...) A THESIS E=ubmitt3d to {TE 3'1 Sta. $93 "111J;*51I33,' "I 11 llfien 01 11 raquiraments b1 ch1 - u- .c for the dag?ce oi i in parL L18' 1 f IIASTE OF ARTS Department 0f Televiovon and Radio 1972 fig. ILflflpPflr ”5*...ou vb . Engels. I?! J .M p , a I? II“ «(III " \“ L '. 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"ein- 1y no business will deter Jack Benny if t‘risre is a gold mine involved. Re dio ceineoy in the Golden Age of hadio did not simply hoppe n to be at the end of a rainbow fOr millions of Americans to enj y. Radio comedy grew Witll its medium, sometimes peinfully and 223 stardly, but it 2*ew to its full- 3 grown glory in an ago now dotdo~the Golden Age of Radio. \ r The meaning of “The Golaei Age of Radio" is perhaps vague. For this writing the Golden Age of; indie is the age of growth and success in early American ra &:.o history between 1922 and 19G9. In reference to tlie Goloo n Age of Radio Ccsedy, the specific dates the author hat 3 chosen are .43..-. _. 1“The Woxld‘ s N orst Jv' 3101," T12;, April 7, 19G7, 75. \(u I‘IA[II|V\'.. .I .1 . a A A .2. n 4‘. JUL. .- I' 43.3 . .1. H -. I. . -.. ., 1,, . .. , , .. , It: 70 .4, '_‘ok dry I- . i. '1 . , - J. ~ .‘ (‘__rx-;. "1 1 N, f$ O .11 “E L' ¢ 6.}. { 6.“ ,,, J J. J'. i L: 1;. . v 9 L‘s‘ .‘r l.- 6. 1-. I,“ \l .3. L: H 1", u: '__ ‘ 3..-; ‘v' 1.))” 1'“ :_‘.. ' .21, LI 1:1 -v'-‘ ~ ' -. T .‘r-J, ‘. ' ~ -‘.‘ ‘u N- .4 r! rn' firs "u ,‘ 'J'p'o'. "» ' .: "' .T " ' StiktalOLl ‘udU, lr{j‘41q..‘. if, 14kt“! Jullwfm‘g‘fs it.;c."-.L‘.'..-. 1.13;; incl Myllfl in “The I ri: st icol, to June 26, 19H9, the last trip down radio's “Allen's Alley“ on “”he Fred Illv: n Show.“2 Radiofls use, of course, dutes cxcre 1920 in us: in point-tempo coe'znicscion anvil on on o"“cr’ncr 31 or n319trur bssis; it date 5 beyond 19“9, but only is s declinln medium of live enter sin mnt CC‘n'“'d to television. The Golden Age of Radio ise motelgic reference to memories of a period of An crican hi tory t?; at producze d 8 me of the are next st mas o; cs 0 of the air waves in emi oztss ‘nrcnt end infer.-tlon the Americans have hssz‘d or seen in the tJentieth centui ry. This s primarily e creative analysis hesis, rsthc th: in a historical or scientific study of radio comedy in the Golden Age cf Radio. The l;sic ri‘woss of this ,ryetiVi thesis is to denonstn ste an un -r‘.t01cin" of the techniques, the style, and the content of American humor in conedy prcvrems of the Golden Age of Radio by practical applies tion of that understanding in the form of six original radio comedy scripts. Four script' are written as examples of the Golden Age of Radio Comedy: no comedy dress scripts, "Amos 'n' Andy“I and "Lum and Abner,” and two comedy variety scripts, “The Edger Bergen and Charlie thaLrthy Show" and “The Jack Iienny Show." The first three scripts a: e written as if for use so:tetime in the Golden Age of Radio, “ 1‘ &O-.« ur‘ 1:..NLAV. .D 2) «91’ I) ‘ ”01350102173 "' ’ ’ 1 .‘ "-” f: T.” u.“ ”w... -—.d\- A“... -.- a... u.‘ {-VM.|_ - Am.-vvu_ o.“ Vin (NOW YOTk'r CI {)ssot & DunicP, l or}, 1Q. L3, CE. corresponding t: their i..tl."cr :ohesuo. ”u? :2 1y file's.» minute formats of “Axes ini.dniy” and “L22 and Abner“ “re 31": 4‘7'2403 earn-2‘.» “Var:- ("av-2422'.“ ‘7’ ."u ”Ff‘hrtz. Rg’lrv-nga T31.-2-.~;-~;2.. no." QLd in LAMA» 5-VL s... Luv my; aLoU 1C! or...“ .LJy.k"‘-v_nu 12...... c,...n our. Charlie thcrthy Show“ is e shortened h2.f~henr Version of the actual hour-long version of the “021': and Senbcrn Hour“ to porni a more cond:nood study of thor in that show. Al hough the first three scripts are written as they n2ight have been then, "The Jack Benny Show" is revised somewhat as a script intended to be se-d icuod on radio, if that were possible. The helfwhcnr script is, in this case, really to shows in one, r"ciuoe it is a Jack Benny Radio Special tribute to Fred Allen. In the how Jeck visits "Ille M‘ Alley,” as the 12 Two fifteeewminuto original modern scripts are to demonstrate an understanding of hing? as a practice applicetion of that understeiding to pilot radio comedy scripts for possible current use. ’heir style and content were determined by what the author decided would possibly be successful as re ad lo entertainnont today. The four old radio comedy precrcns se elected for this work (including their stars), are, in tie author's Opinion, the best representatives of Golden Age of Ra Mi comedy programs. Of comedy in the three main kinds of radio pro grams (general veriety--"The Big Show“ or “Kraft Music Hall," comedy vericty--"The Fred Allen Show" or “The Chase and Sanbcrn HOLW ," and comedy drone-“Wenos 'n‘ Andy" or "Easy Aces"-—these referring to radio programs with comedy), ~omedy ' I- - v- - ‘s — «a, a 1:5 r .1, U}. \ a (x P. 4',- fi ‘1’! (‘1')1“ ‘I }I‘( r a '11”), f; 1 j 't‘NF lg ,3 (1‘- ‘, ti J \ k I .o$)': g’: M” v'fi.‘ k h) , ’r‘ ’v- - ~ f v- r h (- ‘- ’, A- " ' “‘ ‘ “ P ~ 1"!~ q~ p +1 (k. or C 311E; (J. 0... \, 'TU] 1/ u ‘0 i, )0 «L1. .LK.L\.¢U’ v"; we ‘est e"**“'as of oc**‘v in each of EKCI.’C t o (lttficrl s of I: one to 35y projroms are unto in thls ornlyois. Underm stand that the ceroral vcr ety outscory was, in feet, a source of Ecol comedy end humor; however, in the outh 1sora judgement the :rogroms were not irtended by their producers Specifically for regular, con istcnt, vvwhlv com m1y sketches and rcu P185. Coreov wee not t‘ocir pz1znory entertainment theme--veriety was. The eclectic n of these best comedy programs in the Golden Age of E3 dio has based on stiff selection criteria 4 in the cmec f\ (- r drama and comedy variety cats . First, program po apulerity. Second, length of time the program was on re C.io. ,tulrr, the tel:nt of the Jrogroms= star s) or host(s), as recognized by historical critics or by fallen comedians. Feta th, the comic talent of guest stars or the cast of the program.' Fifth, tile conedy material used in the program: originality, delivery, style, technique, and degree of difficulty to produce fresh, funny material each day or week. Sixth, the general reactions of people who heard the actual broadcasts of programs in each category. Seventh, as a member of the audience of prozrems studied in each categoz y via listening to tape recordirgs of actual broadcasts, my own judgement. Perhaps a vzricd pe.relle1 to the Os: r or Emmy Awards Q 9 may help here. The audios? s for he d stihction of being t" I) - mfi -" u. ~ 4.. 4-2.» n . n -.r ' U, .~-. 3 . -: *~~ rl'xJ-o W." _-.<~ at 1C L‘JG. . (3.1. (12:43.39 «mi-(.5 3.31 mm“) CagnngJ‘LA; 1.1-...k'JI .1'1 with" kv'uv'éktl‘l“) ‘3' Hz“. -v "."n'wUx .~-.',‘ xx“ 1' :3Zv Vv.~)-'~ #2493? ‘~.-"'.? -‘.(-"-" 1'" fin4'11-T‘:‘l CL ('0... v ‘3, (:4. «1:13-: «LIL-(L (..\.i‘i‘..\.-L~‘_‘.r I'klrnJuL'L'j u=u.-.'.‘--. --..'.~'.._‘.-'u_ ?' (sub-.1“... ~ 71 ' ' Q0, . “V '0‘ fl} " \’ " '-. 9. 'g‘ .'-’ '8. ’; I)” ‘- L"'t v "I ‘v “‘ .‘ ' " V‘I "‘ '1‘ j bf fish..4\2-u ‘u ‘C‘CIUA ~ ...‘..;.‘_r';.'.3 . CC; LIC {3.5.1: I L34" LAC: JU.».._'_}¢ I13.» 3 Eli/‘03; 52 w: 093.. f ’1 ‘ r v-Q>' .- ‘-. - :5 1‘.-( ‘ .~, It --.',ffl , P ,y ~ ’) Due ncmincss fcr b3st ro.eud hfumfl proured 1n the Loltcn hge v :. so: . r. -.-- n 1112.». cm, u um - =2 . ‘ 3 of hSQLO div: “L35 ’3‘ “may, “guy whochs, uTehuie and Dggwood," ”The R 15y Fouily,‘ "Lam and Abner,” "Vic an1.Seoe,“ "Joe Penner,” "Easy A035," and “Fibb3r Hche and Holl'." May I have the envelc :, plcoco And the winners 3re: 'Ukmrs 'n' Ahiy" end “Lem era Asher. The nominees for :est cemedy variety program in the Golfien Age of Radio are: "The Al Jolson Show,“ "The Phil Harris Story“ "T118 Abbott and Cos tel.Lo Shiv," “33 Hymn, Texas Fire Chief Show," run .. m..." . ’r‘H-u “‘3, n- 7» ~ r~"..", ~.,., ..,"‘ 1.- ,._ u "DHLLU'S Te;ern,“ “The luau! LTPDQM 333 CM ;Tie LeC3thy F‘ .., M "T‘ 17?: .—. - *.,..-,. 7 ‘ 2 {Tu ' 1...... . ‘4 ("3 . Chad," "Th:3 meme Gumbo? Seen," ‘idfi bob Lexus anew," I . 'r'I"-,.. - (.2- (\ ‘. I .,, '(‘l - .\ ,‘1 ‘ £311}: is (:13. find It ll‘;:~1"u link-5 J L 'H.‘ .‘3 ll «NI/3115'.” } r»: t: ,' 3 :‘Exl " lilfj I‘ 1660. ‘1 Allen Shot.“ II ey I h3ye the envelope, please? And the winners are: "The Eager Bergen and Charlie McCe r hy Show' ”The 30k Benny Show," and "The Fred Allc n Show." All full length re dio cc medy scripts_1n this work are om‘i inel appli ca etions of comolcttd stufiy of radio comedy and humor in the G013 n Age of Radio do 110 for this thesis. Although 9 me hits to Iicel information is included, the practi- cal analysis of the humor in radio comedy is the core of this work. Sin;e a ph"ese by p1 mr easelysis of each comedy script eeuld detract from the 3 rt 01 r.dio comedy, this work's analyses aiseuss relevant 33H hr" 0: humor elements and tee? niques. f D hijtar Um: will $153233 histszy, *himgcteristics, and techniqucs .f incricen zumvr. Chinbsr THO will briefly raviéw raiio Cemedy 1n tug Gglien.fice of Buiio. Chapters m» ,. ~ nut-v. in.- ..n .»' " -.- LAJ. m. 2-1, ~ .-— - ~ ...- . “an: Lhreu tuyufigfl L454; %liu gbubULG hue S$£ eplginal rq¢¢ o ‘ .1 I. s! -.~. 1" .9! u .. . ‘_ ' . fl 3 I, Q CIT—F! '- _. .. - *1 o COfl”u" DCPlfLS, chd wita 1L3 acccmyag Lag agalysis mud n) a h:- commenfiiry. unsutcr Line will feature conclusions about the Goldtn Age of HaLiO Cfime av. i’. I. "I C"? 1“ AAc-J. 4,... I , fi ‘ .fi“! 7‘“ 7‘ J‘L'K'AA Ob‘ Ila Edi]: 0.5:: -. v ‘ ... r. ' . ..- 1 One tanner“ zox Aha? eeus I (‘ 1"" LIA-V LI; ...), 15:;D h. ‘13.}: . .013 '1 ’u: Xibtob or all m? nkixzd for thz t W a matter, can possibly have a sense of h1m20r after we've elmos t all gone through WU oh a ru: 9 introli otien to the world as babml 3. Really, the nerve of those doe :ns giving us a slap on the poste=ri01 to make us or". The least éocters could do, is to te 11 all newborn rnoies the one about why the chicken "“h‘S&J the real. Perhaps a healthy guffaw with a newborn baby’s first 'eath YfOIfl 1 gite the tsor little ch31) at least a decent out look on life. The baby may cry anyway or give the doctor a nasty with such a ChC esp joke right off fellow knows a better one. Surel The old men will certainly need 5 first words are why the chic} con 0 1-!e}\tf‘~‘r'\w'fl gr\"py1+‘~ NA?! Cr}? (‘“‘ ) .Jln'nv :r for insulting him the bat. Heybe the little y, the father could use one. ometb ing, if his kid's I‘D rossed tlm cad. . s. {fl v»!- jfirFJD-‘u’v: DJ a‘fl“: ”Gov .:——-.:. 'a-u-a-c-L: ~1;:\n-y~vr _x may not J-kfi- know why the chicken crossed the start in that direction with a bi Humor 1 inlys this an i.s of ooze ay. road, but it can provide a t of on terminology in 3 "some thing that is or is designed to be comical or arm sing. "3 ”'Humon' derives from r 5:523:13: .3...“ T ..fisi'rri‘ 1.1; 2.3.11.1: 11*.“ Ta: :5. 31:21: 1963 , Ci .‘. ~,v__.-:.. ._"~| ,_.;_. .-'|_ ‘1 _ "_ ‘ fl ‘- 1.‘-.."-, . ‘.. 1“,. . . {11m} l':3;1..L-1~~!;-.1., ¢:~.;.u~.'.f?-.)a. (H. 131.” '-‘ 9 Eu; CLLD: 9-;1 331.;3‘.._'.‘._’,C—..:.T-C:-’d 01. or I. ~~ «a -.-<'qu ....- 2“ ._ II '2 .. . ' 13“ ‘ .. q '1 (n ‘1 ,' , 1!. r‘ .‘x. ’1: ,u. ‘ . J,‘ ‘._. .2. .... t -. ii ‘1'. {3|}. I ‘ | 1“,! .3... ,‘ _‘. I l‘“ befill; 3 J“ --L'k'~-£’ OAK/1.141630 c~..;-C;1t1 ..'~- ()4. UJ’ a 4. x1}. 1) 149’ 1.1.0 .533: .3119 ., . . .L‘... .-. . _ ' 41‘ ...- 1 ., . a z. , ' implies tag LA”CDS Mlefl a 84333 of gene; is an ee'cr tFlC, . q. ‘ ‘ "‘, .V4‘”- \ J. u ‘ J \ . .y - .1. . r- . 3:- 7‘. .f . ,‘ .- :< - ' .1 alzeou;1 Lune possibility newt 231Ll1nly exiais. Any I l a . vI ~-, . r a‘ q }- ~. : A. I r - , ‘--‘ - ‘4", P- . -I.,-. 'V , ' t. ’_ [73“ ' . ”....- IV‘ . . humoreab eeueuurles can plans tne LCiltEdl Campuny for this notion. Kit is defined as ”the abilit" to relate SGBL ingly dLEpal rate hifgs 80 as to illumine“e or amu”e. “5 "And the iriter Artlur Leestler reminas us that 'wit' is traceable to the Old Englieh giijg or ‘u‘311staueiuw ““6 Com; fly is "a theatrical, film, reflio, or televieien C'wna of ligklt and .‘ . ’ -n , ‘ 5-. r. - r- ,” J—g, Q J. . r‘.“\'.’\"' ““K ... -: M )lne caeveeter ane “talc llw' ith a heyyj ehiifléu or L.) ' “ a m U. f "a 1L die1‘ 018 or farcical event or series of events.“7 To laugh is ”to show mirth, 303, or SC em with a smile and chuckle 012.1,losive sound“ 03:" “to find. 2;.1s'er',1011t or plea-e ure 0 hese Gefinitions may be helpful in subse- ougnt éis cussinn. Jesse Bier, Professor of Amerm en Literature at the University of Hentana, briefly disovsses some interesting ps3chol.ogice '1 theories of laughter. Frezz ch phiIOSOpher ! . \ Aaessc Bier. ”H“ P*“1 1“” Fi“ ciliwérigsfieflymex VA! 3‘”. 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' _ (a -~ ‘ _\ o . 01 grcnihb dujud re‘siec 11s Gd life, or a necessary vest re y, . ,. .. .3“: '- - , (“ ..." , 1". ‘ b: «v. ' ‘ of our prw: :2: y n LHT3. otill 0th: theeiies disc ass 13 ~~n‘\+rva rc- «mlhuymm av-ftzm’ Mle'wrr 1 oft). L:¢L .J «.3. (ask) I \1’~_;‘.-‘&J~L-|\l , 6 1 ( )lCIL, 9.2. 1.13, SM IL‘ ‘. p ' o '. I - O l‘ J.‘- .0. 'fi ’3 catculng mg belatedly Wiufl use c tenlih .9 Lou~“tei can be a result 01 hi]: er; for ~2emple, when that humor is east of comedy. Presideit Wilson offered J- Q K v ”M, .a _ .H .. hey Irwin, one 21 the tc; caught: he I t‘ U} H. ,5 (+ U O H C) (D C) a ('3 . (1‘ fl tiolio of Secretary of Laughter." May's theory of humor :3 p0 was ‘hus: It is been with one or it, Emma: is Spgntoh 0U . y, n r( id and it C3 MOB 03 iorcm AJ 8 not. It 0: nn'b be at ui One meya ‘ppcaise this tidbit in recellirg the famous Benny- Alleni 1’atzd, Edna? Pergen's always fired wit, the comic genius of s. C. Fields, or Bob Hope's fleshy volleys of gags. Their humor may safely be “ll ds mt zec13 The successful spontaneous humor of gree ts nezlcew seedians did not, how— ever, grow Spontaneously ove Their cwra Cher: cteristic U *5 ’3 H- 6’3 :34 (‘3‘ 0 brand of humor grew like the wetar of a mighty river going to 9Bizr,}{ w'o", 3,. 15-16. 1 OH '3 11“ C‘- 3'1} 01-11, ”1:“ ileEIY‘..-i:” Ifl'ftf: 11 _“"_ft’ m“. f“ f1 H 3.13.1“ ‘ I ~ ‘ ‘ ‘3 " - ..1 . ~~~~~~~ - Z q ‘ .-‘.\"\ ‘ .‘ 2* "..Vv-t --- .1 ft," V‘ 21-. 1 :- (...._ ~ 'Y '9 Jv- ;‘.; r l v” n 3 ~.'\ 3' ' '1 2"; 'a“: In.“ t’ln“03 SLV‘&. Eyl‘ .‘~"'-lIl-;;; ‘ "x'I-J- C“-;.-3, d 1"2-l-‘-"‘~'4‘|'J Lu‘. f- $-— _._."”"2 J—a-L C‘;l~L-‘.‘—LU.C:‘I-|\ofl'»9 V'T. ‘3'". .“w’ "1."? try-1;.- 1 5-...” «2 t A. rwrrr ~3-s -~ 2', (n w. 1‘. 1-2. \ '1 1H; q H bka 'JKAC‘L Jul Q ILJ'V.‘.‘.IJLUV.'.'.1 L: I C‘ X‘ (.42.. J Lug; 44- . J ‘m \ -,~ ;‘ ,111‘1». - «a- y ”11 ~ ... . y. |' ': . - 0" - ‘..- _c-.* .. - y. '\ - - J ,- ,‘ '3 -. -t-| - foo by td* Luti-Lts (tritx:.LW ), crossir; rs; as on; great . ‘ . ‘ . -. . f 1 w . Mi - ,r :_. .. Spills (losing a sponsor or iosing e netnorh), ilcoiing or ' ‘ '. - j.‘ ‘ 1'1 3“” ' I‘ ~ 1‘. .'- 1- 1,40 a“: -‘ :w \ r I \r .Y ( going any tits tne sensors (Uonlly CL ouiPtJ-hjfln seeks) . and Hi olly mzajs: :ticslly flowing as a great river in all its grandeur (consistently i311 hcouerrti gs) down to its final destination, the sea (a fond memory of many M orice us and a berth in the annals of history). The nrest radio comedians \J :0 nurtured their inherent Sionmanship id hL;mor in various ways {1) s tlm y grow in sopul Lirity: H. C. side and Fred Allen es jugglers in veufieyille, Basic Cantor as a singing waiter, n in'Uorli War I (one of the best 5 “€- Ja mg B=n'.iy r"‘in‘ his Viol continental Cofens~s over so Vic ed), Edgar Errata as a higli H. school ventr ilo u st, will Rogers as a vaudeviilion com: soy, Freeman 608 do nd Charles Correll ezoto tsining en Elks meeting, or Bob Hope as a boxer. "The general impulse of our humor is to enjoy life's onquest over all particula systems of values.”1 Humor can cross almost any human barrier that men erects to protect himself. Humor innocently slithers behind the humen fortress of emotions with high in regneble wells of hate, anger, prejudice, injustice, poverty, and tension; moreover, instead of lighting the fuse of a dangerous, highly explosive nega- tive attitude of the mind protected by these human barriers, 11Bier, Eugen, p. 1. ‘lllfl' t’JIII “- r. .7 ‘k -" ’ " ° ' ‘ q 4-:— r n-. -,. A‘ .. ' .1 f N ' l I“ ‘ + ‘W‘ .‘II‘ . “Lalo? ,» 11.1. 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If \ 'fi“ . , W' P . .. sinu1t11Vltm. for Cflump e GPULLnO LL1A says, "i'Ve been as Q sick as a spy. 1' ve 113d a c019 in Ly nose," or he refers to (\ J— . :‘ .... -- 'C ‘ a» , .«A ‘1- fl. r‘ A C‘ bonus C Jan‘s helkcxs es “buocrdiLaLe t aUSGb. second, reverscl~C’"o.i -tion, whish makes something simple,c ewnlc SD clown mJ\l%@ a pis“o to its piano bench. Or, reversal who: 9 ‘2 ,. r._ - -. ._. f 1. . u C. 4—!“ ‘7 I! A ' I ' “a A '1' , tee Lsrx L1WOi} :rs in ”ins L5.g buczc annouuce, ' e'll peggjg ‘ o in. Am r\ V all)». :‘la 1" \ u some out!" esfb‘1‘icslin3 ,Liu,clv s frcn 6 meters; th then hear a s1=1ct from outside and quickly respond, “We're .. . Q r'v ~.‘ :1 1;. , , - .. , 1. .1\,. v" .",-- ‘ 3‘ coming!' lfllflu, no «ngocs: Libbey MCUJG Oybfllflg the he ll 0 '4 closet, or ViSL Lully seei M an overflowing Lashing machine (as long as it isn't 3Wour a). Fourth, xeggeration or sheer nonsense: a combination of fruswtr tion and complication. For example, “He suffered fr02'n a tOOtlk“ she in his big toe after he bumped his olbo .4 ageilist tb e h.c tskillet.” Fifth, antic, abs m°d comic free dom: a lack of regard to natural consequences or rational judgeant. For example, the impos~ sible antics in children's cartoons of falli n3 off a cliff and walking away or we king on air (radio's ”Su138r man"). Sixth, momentum: keeping the jokes or humor cons ently n ~.‘=..di~.311.co. bee-11th, U1 ’1) ,. moving forrsvt at a pace to hsld one' the statencut of truth: siwply holding a mirror to one's Ill.“- ’I‘jllll 13 The anther adls two more ingred1ents; verbei Gentle, such as in the f3me1s Jsc:k “canynfred fillsn feud, and chsrseaer huxer, as in ”fines cn' Aniy” eni “sum and noner, that cemes from audience understanding 0: a character's inherent huaor end v~v en1lity 1r of hes a characte? may act in a certain sitzation. For example, people l"ifi}:d at Andy “eying, ”Buzz he, Miss Blue," bc°uuse they recsgnized Andy as the ersreet r who h1c d en int1rcem 1 1e to his secre- tary that only worked frorn }1is secretary to undy. " 9 q Bier cites a list of leading medes e11 devices of - humor in Americsn comedy: nonsense, cenfusionism, reversal, 1 entiCi‘ i1: ex, entiproverhialism, and undercutting. Bier re— marks tliat t1se indirete the P130 minsntlv negative, pene- 4’} . fl *3-‘ . . ‘ _~ . i. 1 tretike teneencies throng mxut its hi t1 rm Lonsense, {'3 (‘3:- ...-lo I 5:' (T) Q proverbialism, and ccnfusionism are selfucxpl eatery as in Americc' 1n comed‘. Reversal is one of the ingredients of humor already described. Anticlimax is periodic cox ic dis- qualification Operating in final words. Undercut ting, less frequent in our comedy, is simply initial disqualification. 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"Comedy seizes its grand opport~3it3 bu t does not create it, although there may be the berest reciprocal releLion.“18 Granted, we do have humor, but this current period of time will not equal or perhaps even come close to one of the three great periods of American humor RADIO CORIDC of a comedisn's ability to provoke their ceeFinnations. Saws comedian Harclld Lloyfl: » - o- -. - n. I." A» — “4“ . - ‘ ‘ a - . Lut no CGLQCLQH Ls e ~r 333i 0313333 moat w3kes 31 . 's ‘ I v A. .‘- n '1‘ 3'3 “,r ~_> 3r l-u - » .0 ‘9 l q.‘ ‘.‘ ‘- 1}.‘3—Ja c;J'- (:3 J.- ‘.1\.«Z:;41 . '3; Li” ; 311‘ 131L3n’9;. Di?)- (3 {3’- 2-1.313-"3/ 'r’ 3": IL (3:1 Ci [.1"31’-I‘1;:‘(fi£1t - ‘ -« r n‘. r“! _o' W C-._ p ¥ (- . ' ‘9". ".fi.» '. ‘ 4““; fl 1 by Conelifii.o 333433 ast>h.'hi d by 3333133 UH~ mouth and writxlir” the face. '5). o - on. ‘.‘ -) ..b‘ o - No nacttr vh3-t 333 '10? 3 comic uses, he must censider the H. U) .0 audience. Sucees m‘ul comedienne be nny Brice knew th <3 ri3* Au If "”3115” Q C'v'lac 3’07} lififlfia its 3 I3. 1*;31rn a (10 .../Lt J U0 r: (.24- X (.1. ... L audience has to like you. You knee about you, because if you -0 “ there is anntAJhe offers ye 3 set up your uui3n3° ior the {.‘J .sw "ou must 0 15h you are m'hing ior. “ l-’ . (L) r3” (3- r‘ ' 1 j Strangely enough, comedian will Rogers got his big break in a straight sta ge cowboy act in vaudeville bwfl not 1.'or1vi gfor a laugh. During a lull in one of his acts, while he was twirling a rope on stage, he carelessly remarked, "Swingin' a rcpe's all right-~if your 180k ain't in it.“ This innoc- uous remark brought roars of laughter from his audience. But Hill was embarrassed and vowed never to speak again O 1/Cfll'l’l’l, ”1;;fiiifirf:h I'H‘-?r\3 ’ p. 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A . 315-11 3 UCLA. 1,3102) -1 to laug} Xou can t 051x than, caufit tell thsa Lh1t you‘re lun:J L11 ss ysu m:is bu :m lechm it. Th1? just hate to lau~1 nuxz you rent team to. 9?; when d u want tnnm to CENT, ix} Sf’ l’C‘: fl}. [it 113 11219“ 53113111“'* C11 cr.'t; saw Cu~h1x211 and FZUVGW as an aufiicnaé. Heat of the.m eUe unis. ht, FEL albi°zfifi WT t:s1 hes not b3::1 to LC1L‘S‘;.L 'i’..‘;3,‘ail,g ’ 139,135: :33: 1131:1133 1‘. Til-"4‘ I 312101.131 like to 11ks than remlizv hen hnnmy blzey 1'414 Le,hgf they .-. . Inauld 01.133 just try to gugh, jam? ev3n once.”“ fileir trole cs ana to O '1 azneuy a.ud1cnce, did not eppr eciate the wci snsive and sometimes early history of the medium of ra die. In 18flh, Horse used his handy telegraph to ask his co-wor Vail, "”ha t1 math God xxovfiq ?" ’Ebis, of COUrse, one landmark in communications history. «312.2 ' LulO Ops S tions advancn. meni late , amateur re 2113354, p. 12 o laugh. perhaps, “ortuitous 381171181 F. 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A '. - 1”,“ *r’. ro- . fie di~ ktzc 113.n In1?tl W1N.3 C11 u 1‘ ‘1u 131 p- 3 Vi x l- ‘ 1 f - J 7 - .1 :v 'V;’.i- A: '1 1- ~ 1 m,- ‘ ' T‘ .«o ‘. . g: C 11' .L .'1_ if?) '3. ‘.T , (1C1 C-I" 61. ,’3’.1.:.T ,Q._:.". 11?, o ”1,3133 Ol'C1ET..(,3...:-._:.S E {13(3“ ""‘c_} 1.- - 0‘... '-¢ r,’.' ., ,r J' . , '. L.‘ -) .4 i1mh1s1A r 1111., all 1110 13311 fr-‘lo11 1111'1 111121111 , LEM s1J3n1: ' . , m I" 3‘ V‘. o'\ f.- '. 1"" an L. .4 .z; ~I . . f- ‘3 .IV all-o- CV£112 J .L C .1 r...) I. T“: {9' U .34 .:4 ‘5; '\..II . 111 1‘1}le in k... ‘ ‘(J p:‘# 31* ‘g’. lulu :1. .V; -L 51:), EW‘Q‘VKV "i '1’" 3-: a tolllno 1o113.“J Indeed, it did, because as Bier noted t;m at the thirties were one of the three grogtost periods in L3em tan humor, radio cos1edy pla3cd an ineortart port in bringing joy to the public in a time of adversity and despair. T “The dominance of comedy and variety on the air at the lowest ebb of Depression seemed to some observers ex— actly what was needed.“24 Radio in the thirties provided a vital link of communication to the public for news, as well as a voice of faith, hope, and joy. Some peo3le listened only to speo1.al programs: side -nt Roosevelt‘s fireside 'I chats or Ted husing broadcasting a he wywei; ”it championship. 23.1:1111' 1;)”.II‘V1CJ3A‘1’HM FV Inn“ "1“} P: jar-1'11" : 2": Eli: Qj‘fif::f (‘11:- C ,3 1g 4-1 v.33, ,, . .. 31,, EQYXllfligl-*XllL'33JLTWE.LCN,L3;g.ng‘1 ~. 1 l”"l*' L’Z \hEfiJTYCPKK fl . _. _-.1 “a-..” V \ ~ , ..‘,; ‘1 ‘ (3 '3‘ 'V ‘ 1“ " .v :LL 3)5. ‘--L Ule. 4 uli 1.1.1. VJ .L‘ .1... a4?) ’ ijLJQ} , iii. giJ'Y‘ )' ’..' Fro 2T_LL§;1., po ‘51)}- O‘hérs tunei in eseeeisily fer silly or weekly 1i.e-itw£: “Amos 'n‘ they,“ or “Tern Hell Tani ht.“ Still others rvr~lv .rched the dial for exciting new or differznt pregrsms from (Mi tent cl “ear (u.int1 stations. Tr .e P‘fiice of listener intszest veiizd. Some misses not a word of a favorite pregrsm, while others simély L”IQ d on the TQQLQ. regardless of the program, for bee”~rouhl noise for wo~k or play. Picture a weekder late summe: evening on a Nidwestern farm. The family firnis Eves supeer after a hard day's work indoors or outeoors in the hey field in the sweltering summer heat. The girls cle ear.the table as do the dishes. The b,ys, if lucky and not too tire d, may play a little game of base- ball on side in the fe ding sunlight. Pea, hoxever, retires to the living room with the evening paper, and sits in his favorites easy chair by the w rd g next to the Crosley rseio or the BOA Radiole. As a cool breeze from a distant th u.der- storm begins to rustle the leaves of the large maples outside, he tunes in WLH Radio, Cincinnati, perhaps to "Lum and Abner." Those not owning a radio may get on the party line to hear "Lum and Abner" vie telezflione from someone's home where a radio is tuned to "Lum and Abner." The static fades in as the large tubes become warm. The "Nation's Station" comes in loud and clear. Or, in small or large towns during a casual summer early evening stroll down any; eeighoeri cod street, one may hear the entire "Amos 'n' Andy" program from the sidewalk. $4. .— )I‘: * \w‘ .1. / ‘u’t .‘ ‘ é -. 32., u,’ . ,9, ._ ,,,,..3’ "t x Is . 2 1.3-sz136 ' f 1 i’ '41-; ”7"!- 13"...)qu ‘ ‘ free “nezon’f319“ from an ani P ner's . ‘ ‘ , "'I" v- ?“3 3909000 r’flzebt . qu.."‘ i r‘ ' r;(}' UL!» -{v u .. I x: .. , - ( :J Q ’ ‘ \ .- _- r; 4 r; .“ {"1 f ' ‘n 1 \" .‘: Q ,.._ I r_'1 "A ' .- - an' . ‘U1 ‘1 J“ 1'! [311 y'! 1“... N \_ rfi A O LX333 .L f; L: .. k» 2.50 53- 7713 1.1 'u E: Le?) ~. 3,, 3.1.1" L 3.: -331. 43‘;- 3.3 1. J. 031'! 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The Ax3r 333 public was 3p3ndin$ $505, 000, 000 in a single ycux to “33 =3; e s ’ ‘ = - c 33, mclo 1:123:13, to keep chem 1 I - n l‘ f u; at ,- Q 1 f ‘ I“ L- V. ‘ . in r3333; 333 to 33_ . ”it;1 33133.3331 current. r1 “ an -. _. v u . .fl «- ' 9., ‘ "K '. a 4’ "“1 "1 1 _ ' w ihib 33. 3‘33 Hlih 333,,LCO,333 sxéot ior n‘g3uineg ano l" ‘— /.l ‘l 2" , ,I ‘ ,F\ . I " " ' '1 r \ N‘ 1" C I‘A ‘ $523,003,330 Sysnt {or DGVCfiJLJES.“V The family 33mb3rs lietenine 3ni the umber of household :3 receivers demended on program intlrcst Mid family budget. ‘3 ._ n, ,:.~ .9‘ Lanury notes r33lo's 3 3331 ble imjp ortaloe in the heme: "Of all American families eighty—four percent owned radios but only thirty—zine percent had telephones and only thirty~nine percent had bathtubs."27 This, of course, did not mean a good radio was better than a good bath in the thirties, although many little boys may have thought so. On the other hand, Mama W 3y have thought that "John's Other Wife“ was more interesting hen the party line gossip. gandry, T731333 Pncpira+1wn~ Pfifii‘j Rnr‘iphg L’ J~ 0 (Indiana* p31 Booo -hc rrill Cc npany, 1940), p. 139. 6 . ‘ . ‘— ' J r I 4“ ‘~ “ A ’..'r" -~)' I) 1, fl . 14.13 " 1"“1 (. 'ul V 51L“ ‘4 L: 3 (NJJ. " 4.2.. , Of 1‘ . .15.? C11 1 ; .... 1— § r. v "V." (I 7 ' ‘ ‘N n r ’1 «0.3 {v- ‘5- - «.1 ~' 4' r‘ ‘5 " 4-39 I,‘ “ f °n Mn ’3 1h1o max“ 13 3311103 do 1.12Q Iuban313 1d, 1,.N, 3 , t \ 1A ‘, ¢ .- l‘ C r .! T H “T -- C'_..--, ”a, p ~' T “3.“ -1 s m .' a / staga Snow “cm od’u on Lab in hbmo L, 331 JorSey, to June 60, "‘“ " " ‘ "‘ D" .1 . ‘ . ,-"~ I " ' i‘ H "l. 'n . '1”, .“‘~'.,' 7' | ‘ y A. ' f‘ - ~ 19,49 9 L119 l-4".t14 l'ngilO bl\;f.<.‘-.U;.‘.b b O). h I; ‘3 I 1.1211. 12.111311 fluff“! o: ‘1'? 1151']. ’f I. ‘ 1 n r r o: - 1" L- . Ow l 1"" ‘5 .r\‘ 3.". is” "'- ‘H' ‘ - ' n . . ~' ‘ . 3d hyni too; part 13 thau ”fixau' atuga 33o“ oroaocast 1n .5 :II‘ cx2t CL Arousal. .,‘s Just 2wA.«ni' - r‘.‘ - .. ~‘ ‘ from Aenger or these a Arcxtor. C‘ :(fi -.| 7" 7‘ _T I 1 ”=9 ’ ‘2‘ ‘w ‘-'”' z . ” ... . 933.31.111.13; Mel]. 1,111,111, 1.111 2.] (1 - “.131, 11:2 p‘ (”C {'..LCZS I’LL! 313:.1'33 Oi“ hunting to kgep hirn self sharp, Abner? AEKLA: New, G1 An1.An. Old Blue can us just about anything. He's just conservin' his strength. (’ SPEARS: Ather, if that dog's been conseIVin' his strength all of the se years he should be as streng as an 0". Sr ABS: why, I bvs2A t) at El.sie Bricr2r‘s CI.t shes ed a W e herd of CI ttle all ovezr Blake Barton‘s farm one day. Blake sci? tELAE est c;nzlA have t cklcl a mo 2 tain Q) lion that day. It use so mean... ABKEA: (Interrupts) Grandpa p... SPEARS: ”lsie claims that all that set ever did was eat and sleep for five yes~s until that day. _Ssid she fed it some of her s13e cial cauliflow - rpie by mistake. LUK: Cauliflower pie? SPEARS: Yes sir. Kade it with he er own recipe. Mixed up cauliflower, hers eredis sh, onions, : ild peppers, garlic, and wheat germ, then boiled it all in tonic aster and some of Al Potter’s cider. Said she put it all in a pie for her 03A man's sepper that night, but fed fart of it to the cot ‘sy riAtIVo. Well Tc“ 1-; l ui=s site. (LFLr: ) Yes sir. She said that est TF“’T moved so fast in 11 its ife after it ate port of thxt pie. Said that cat looks. as mean as a hull when it tore out Yes sir, that cat went out lookin' for trouble sure enough. He chested Bloke BsI toI' 's herd of cows up and d :n that field like a eras sheee3og for an hour... SessifIzss! Bloke Berton was afraid to go hear that old cat for fear of xwhit its . jet do next. So, he tried to get his dogs to shes eit aIIey, bu t they wouldn't go r52hrre r.:sr it. S-a—n-sifress. Finally, the cat got tired and went home. Elsie says the cat slept for two days straight after that. Didn‘t seem to bother it otherwj. se. She threw out the pie though after that. Thought it might not be good idea to give it to her old no. that night. Grannies, (lau ghs) it's a goo d th n3 she didn't. Grandpsp, wheie did you hear such a thing? That's just a little fer-fetched, if you ask me. Come to think of it, an01, I he ard it from you. Yes sir. I know I heard it from you. w J"! A* A J. 4 \ 1"....4- , ’3 Lu... CILL_-L<‘I, Aw I, (“Ito") J 12:13-13“. 3 *r (3541 {IL} . ..s } 1‘“). Y '0: 4‘ . ‘- u.’.. A‘ “l\ t: .- 4 I‘- J ‘FI‘ AL. .. In, ., ‘.-‘J. ‘j‘ASp CL l'i'. Law}. I 1"... ‘J' -30. 3’01). Oh“; So... 3], Gren13: p. I told you the no aLoLt I1sie Bricker's b: 0“"rm—ilml.3.z=:. SIJAZS: NO Six", [nil-.1631”. I REESE”? it WC) ‘3 3'1“. 0 ALLLI' 1km: look 1“:3,Ch~“ro p... p.p.3. -h.¢§ 3 T“: r“ ... o m ... I. A o ‘ c \_,.| ’ . ”W'-‘._‘-*‘:“1-.§5Am-—:1-“-G‘i.u-w.l':m.b-‘—Um\-f‘.«~ SIEARS: Yes sir, it was you, Abfier. ABEER: 10w, Gran Loo...lou soul 1 I have told you a wild story like that in the first place? Why, I... LUM: Abner, I holiove that we s O)? ring AAEER: ink? Oh, ya. I'll get it S ZSRD: You told it to no the 3k Lo; o:~ lost over at... ABNER: (Interrupts) Granfipap...be quiet, now. Hello? Jot 'om Donn Store on& LILF‘“" Acne? Peabody doin‘ the talkin'...Huh?...ya...he's here. What?...all right, I'll tell him. Good-bye. Grendpap, Dick Huldleston wants you back at the post office right away. SPEARS: O.K., but I still 3 ey you were the one, Abner. ABIIEF: Grandpap... spams: (Off mike) So long. LUN: So long, Grendpap. SOUND: m3} OPENS: PIT-L RTZZGSL P0071 NOSE; ABNER: Do5gios, Lum. Khy is it we alwags 5et in an argument when he comes over? It never fails. LU 1‘ I 3 Iv. :" 'jj‘b Q Isa/IMMJLL o AL‘REB: NOUSEY: ADL:E MOU Y U) L; Q C L .‘1 : NOUSEY LUI'I : ABHER: (Lcrzau Grannies, I would have liken to .330 seen the eXPres- sion on old EM Be rtou’s face when he scw that cat 0L3 :35n‘ his cows. (Laughs) (Lzughs) I L‘3315eve you°r3 r5."ht, Lum. The would‘ve been a sight. (Laughs That old cs was so i"?0‘““ envwe y. (’sughs) Yes sir, just goes te show how mgscolevsu thos .3 animals can be with Lea owners. Yes sir. (vagu ) Hell, it I—:as a c;ooi story for you, Abner. (Leugns) (Lenses) Yos...(luun-o)...1u11'P My story? Now, wait a mixute, Luu, I never... magnum Ar‘ ‘r ..:(3 771T 3 ‘.r r‘ W Txnfvr) YI‘\C‘T,‘ . - ‘..- h ’..-.1 o? J ‘ I” _£..'._J,T‘_' I‘I) ‘ (3;: ';n_:] 9 -!.;‘;:;‘;J._.~.CJ_ ‘_,;.~13__‘£ . *f i I”. :0-.- AL": 'Well, hello, Housey. What brings you here? Hello Lam, Abner. Ya, Nousey. I thou got you were helpin' your wife clean your house toda y. Yes sir, I was up to now. Well, why'd you quit so soon in the afternoon? Hell sir, I got word at home about the contest, so I came right in to town to find out more about it. Contest? What contest? Ia, Iio‘sey, what kind of e cortest is it? It must be awful inso: tent if your My 5fe lot you out of the "house. YT’f- UOL. HOUSE ”“73 {131: J.) 1‘ ll: ABE A rm ' oil-“l. DWOU EX: AENER: LUI'I : '1t fl I .‘ J T ‘v, ,v ,0 ° -_ 1 : .. -. . .3. ..L. 1“, ,. a - well 8.“. it 23 e big contest fees “.1“ I IN; e. m - 1 . . , ' .3. 5 .. o "- 1 Lhovgio surgesel b0 be en e1 tiole an c it in too There is? Hell get {3;o duper over there on the reelin' it a while eeo L) U} . '3 ,. _ \, ._.-,:5 a,” V. box, Louocy. tgeoigso we but dic1't mention it. It should have all the details. 'cr.‘ (*3 4 Us.) L‘J—l 6 Dorries, this sounds like sozuething big. I wonder of a contest it is? res d it out loud, Housey. Yes sir. It says Pet Contest to Be Held “Pine Ridge next Prim y of comet: . Pe t contest? D***.eo, that sounds don't it, Lum? Hell, I rock on so, if you've got a pet. Why, sure! Where's it gonna be, Housey? Does say? Yes sir. I'll read on. Ye~Ye...good idea, Housey. Go ahead and read the article, maybe it'll say. "The Pine Ridge Pet Contest will held next Friday afternoon in Pine Ridge." Well, now, that's what I call a gooi idea. Yes sir. Have it right here in Pine Bi ge. That's where most of‘us live anyway. Wouldn't make much sense ta lieve t a/‘wrv. M.,.here else. Abner... A _mw- LnL—L. 544...!»0 .UIV‘ 54"? \‘I ’ ABNEI: LUN: HOUSEY: RENEE: LUN : HOUSEY: A Iv ER . m m H”. NOU ABIIHR: ' :1 1‘ I I: I F" ‘.. a a 1‘. ‘ " . “ ' 'v 1" 3,. .t. 1‘ ‘1 ._ fl '\ 1 4L pv M3 ! , I ...—ti... 0 { ..1 U .... o O Q t ‘3 L.-.;.- (— ‘-3. ’\ VJ. A ‘.. L4 9. .- l A kr I.-. 0-- J11 1J 3. 'l-o' 9 1”. ~ -, ‘ I. 1}. '1‘} 1 ? - '\ 1 r r \r t— r- . ~. I y ‘iLL \,1,. I- U S b «'.....A. (J 1.... I): _ I“ "u rm: ~ w , m. , -. c - .11 etc £1») Hg). 0 uL.l..; «£110 1a,,\3 . J. «L Lg; L,‘ . . .- ( _-( a a: ‘..-1’. a .' ' r - o. ’ ’- -.. blrm‘.‘ in £53-)”: (:1 ch11 LJ’ . {JLQILSb at ‘38 on this 4. H C151 LIE. " - 1 ' .., .n ’T.‘.‘.",,...:. ., A .0 \ bounds like Diem Uhhhi”uCCfl'S in charge 01 tais. nd will judge the pet guess? S10 '..:- C1. £3 E L ,2 (J. (j 0 8'1" \YC‘ . "The contest I-lOtee 0‘31”, })llle Rid‘”"3 I’v~i~i~-.. .330 11y one pet per resident may be entered in tie contest." Well now, But Dick Huddleston's the only judge? sir. Yes Mousey, what does it say about how these pets are goin' ta be judged? Are they gonna have a beauty contest for pets? (Chuckles) No sir, I bel eve not. It says: "Pets will be judged on obedience by their reputation in Pine Rides. g Judging that day will be on appearance, health, nd any trials t‘n ey c n do." sure shot ta win Doggies, Lum, Old Blue is jista that con es t! ;()33§Ll. n. ...-..X LUM: HOUSEI: LUM : A 13413 1 LUH: ABIJSB : LUM 3 ABNER: r‘ A ‘1' -= - L " .\’ 5" “‘3'. " ‘fi ’ " 'j' h r “ ‘4 3 oglné 1‘3 till L3 333 ’ 3 3:3 413) 33333 ,4 . J- 33.1 4-”... J. 1... .- :1 J ‘.- . H9 ’.. .- - _ h33333 3A 333 3;,. éJl 3 3 tuner Hill IQQCLVO 3: . .a ...n . J. in f“;*$. «:- .-= 3 33333 33 ten Liualo 3; i333 331 1333 333333 31 . a. , -.3 v 4.. ' :3 3333 ;:Ch13313333n‘c 33333. C: 3333,3nL3 need shlv be present on 33y of juiging to participa Doggies, L33, Old B13333 gonna win that Pet Contest, I just know he is. (Laughs) Dr 09133, will I be Jroud, too. (Laughs) s all right, Abner, but I can't figure out may Dick HudleSton's th3 '3333. Well sir, I celiove it's all right. 68 we: "911 he doesn‘t h3vo 3 pet, and Les ides he‘s giving awo.y the 3333? and flou as 3 pr :3. *5 Well, I reck3 i all right, then. t Why 8333, Lum! Old Blue‘s g'nna win that contest and be P in3 1m153 Rasoot of the Month! (Laughs) ‘Hhat makes you so sure Old Blue's gonna win, Abnor? Why, Old Blue mee ts all those judgerents. Why, he‘s the most beautiful pet in Mi fie Ridg3... An old bloodhound? Why, sure he is, Lum. And healthy as a puppy! And tricks, why, he can roll over and play dead so well, he sleeps for days after he rolls over. (Laughs ) And, 033 {gies, Lum, obedience...xzhy, everybody knows that Old Blue's bee:o tfize nost ob: :aiont pet in Pine Ridge. Why, he's hover 33*333 any trouble. -0 n O ('w'fl a. ’1 J I T?‘{ '... r -...l " _,~. at 1'9 ‘ . 4 q I"\. n“; "- ° '1“. Lon: in. rhzlo‘o oecgueo “a raver h3g3 Lhét“1* exoe :It "I! If- ‘ ‘ oat Lil rice}. " ' T . T .. ‘ o o A?» Jr. - Ne ' "u . ' “’ .3223: hog and, you KRUd tuCo dog is lore obsolent an ~r \' .-x n'»~ \" . d 0; C’qo I ' trofio3ea 200 Eden an" moi in this huOlG, entire ‘sn - :1 II C(J‘ LilltIy.’ "111$... O 0 T‘H‘W“ 13 ‘ m an?) f‘v-t "wr- T} In (“T \I\ In 17( 17m 22. . I III I 0* I; I I. o < I ,. . i ‘. I. ~ urn-"Jury”; got-o‘. \W ~(g-.q--§.1-;1«M_‘h‘-'mm‘. ;‘n-J' ...-r131 -_.:.np gmin-D'W. ‘9‘.“ CBDBIC: (Out of breath and excited) Hr. Abner! Mr. Abner! ABUSE: Well, Cedric...Uhat's the matter? You look like you’ve run ten miles! CEDRIC: Eo3 mum, almost. ABLE}: Wot do you mean, Cedric? I thounht bou were bringifi' Old Blue do wn hu re to the store? CEDEIC: ‘es, mun. I startefi to, but 012 B1 ue saw Elsie ddle's cat inside Dick Huddlest.or e's store window Ind he lit 01 It efter t into the store like.a bolt of "igutnin~ ena chased it all tlw" Ig‘q the store and brol:e all kinds of things and then last I saw 'em he was chasin‘ that cat down to the hollow and... ABNER: (Interrupts) Oh my goodness! (Off mike as he leaves) Lum, 1311 be back in a.... MUSIC: PALE UP TO FULI ODGAN HBUH MUSIC, THEN I-EUSICT , DE AND OUT FOR 0,). IIG CSITT CI2L IIuCV"CIrmes. J‘- N- P“ ‘l.>“- \‘i - fl G H ”3‘, '\ 1r 1‘ " ,‘§. (1‘- -‘.. ‘fi .1 ......a. «A; ’\\“- :\.r‘ + ..., ‘.9. -1‘ "‘_ _p - ’ .‘..a f. .. - . 2 .J . . , . - _ u j C. 1 "D V" . H c A J-llv I ‘v £1).va svtl‘u b43411. J. \f......'.l}- ‘-.; Law. 9“) '- .:.‘~...- .J'sl .9 («i 11.1 Uud Orv I, o. u‘ s .54- -.:- - “ u ‘i y‘- _' a 9‘ -,-. ‘ - n .\ . . l' (f _ GriéLflCL, new UCLuAL, and 33333 on exerzetzs can program I- .. ». '!.",f' F") .-G,‘ . ,. |9L13M “I. I‘Iith D I EH_ 5' P ‘\ é" _o I' \ 7 J ‘ FQ I ‘7 -.Q r . - '.‘.,, p StuL.j. Cartwin 33.33 3151;; ~p l- . 1- .... ,.J.-... 0. .-. .. . -3 . ,. ‘.. ‘J .v certain Cuezagoers 1n actagl pronzans hhvo Lwen U,c 3 Ln '..). U) '2: LJ- 9%.! ('1’ these script 5. However, any resemblance of incse in plot and c:3nt:nt O O8Dy radio Ce"3dy pro; rams of the past 18 strictlyc coirm ificntal. “Lum and Abner“ started on N.B.C., in 1931, and was aired for tnetm’ -fcrr years on vhe N.B.C., C.B.S., A.B.C., and W1 1 networks. Lum Lewcrqc and Abner 1C3? 3L3dy were the two main characters in the program's fecal peint o; the Jot 'cm Donn Stare in Pine Bid fictio:fLel tozn, but in 1936, the resinents of the rea l town of Haters, Arkansas, changed the town‘s name to Pine Ridge-- a gracious 53sture to two beloved r3 lie 3333C? Len s .38 "Lum and.Ahner” has become probably the lone surviving radio comedy dialect hLL.or prog em, since it may even today be heard in syndicated form on many radio stations in the United States. "Lum and Abner,“ of course, was popular in the thirties, too. 5 The thirti.es were a time of innocc.ce and 1rnore nce p, and 09 rtc_nlv 10 p ir we S better suited t:3 it than Lem Baum res ant new3r featooy. with the single exception m C"? ' p.-| ’..: of “Amos 'n‘ “nay," "Lrn and.hbner” wa- _, 3 most pepular dialect Show on 'ad10.87 P .. 3 Fr-rnk :uxton z no 352.11 0m 31;:"ac3_:~.._c.:1::.:;.5_.~: (New York: n.ct;n valley Press, 19ob),12. (Lb. , 393 1" 1171?"? “‘9 21‘“...”:.‘_?:-3:._i3'-:i7 In.” Sgi‘rden Cit-m IVCW YOPK. LGUDICQLLy If: boluJ-AJWJJ, ,1,,,,_3,, 1‘, (9,995.) 3;). 300 Th: 3:3133t h» 3? on ”L31 331 At 33” V33 3 T33231, ntt othi~ cal. erhags for this resign, thg 3135333 has tgcn nnscatkei by protest 333393 to this day. The {3311353 of the eoplo of +h3 r“gion 13n““”flqt in the ”13"“"3 n3re b33t illustz 333d ‘ ' +f ~I“ M 1r - 'V". 1 r. r» I '1 . ' ' unon ha ere, Apnanpos, cz3rrefl its ntn3 *3 11ne Ridge. ‘.1 -~~ 1.: ‘ A ' - ' .' [It “ t“- As broeuan Cc $363n 333 Charles Currell reamcd up Lauek 321d Goff had been 33.33335ful busjz119 ossnen in " ;\ n J .— A -~~ -_ ‘o w , '5 c". ‘.. . ’1 “3113333, n31o13 .nav E o1x« '- I ‘ a- .. A an. ‘ I" Gib?" B 23- 1'0“ 7‘" f‘s'l’?(‘ . . ‘ ‘v n“- ‘ a Laucx 333 an aura 11r31~ car” 3; is? .1nd 301': was 3: secrvtczv of a groggwy Qgfifi3fiy outbg by his ‘3*her. In 1931, tksy t31k Tfi?t in 3 13333 I 63Q333t designed to reisze fun-3 To? ylccd r3113? “a? K53; V‘S1( 1ts. The tfio LOVH’om fricn13 theumnt of @3133 a blackfaee act-- they YU”B 313331” 3333 at Q1313333n4fi”t corroue else b33t 1h3n to tho 3 nah. In 3 13% nifutc3' 1133, the" ' . - ' _ n. '1 '1 '1 6R¢fiftme \F ‘.-- «1 »_) f "I'. a...- ‘ I‘."“|:’ ‘10 L (w- ~,' I ‘4-v-,,*..~4 a - r‘ . 'u—J. ‘_sr\ ’s. \¢ 51. : I, 1) ...: LI ‘.'1A~- '..}. C -(.,' L'n: .. \J C.“ .5. 1.121. fl. 4 J'..L ... '...‘n ‘ - 'J. (1,-3in {AC-L- .‘ a, . L‘- 3.: .. ,3. . 1.1 , ("17. ,. ... ,, , 1 11. {JUN}. 1111511.? 1 1:“.37 i..tl.1‘z,)l.3f_- 11 8. .1"..31.1.'L'}l't1€. 13:13-53» $13.53 50 {0.0.051 r "K \’ ‘ “'1 ‘ '. ‘u. .I ' ‘L J ‘.- -— ~\,.\ .0 o {Au-113.121- .1091 T. ‘0 " '3 1 1 :4: 1. t ., 1,? ’3 L}. ") ""3111"; I“. :11 {2111, O (1 7‘“. 2:: 1.1;" 12:; (iii-”Timmy, winch ’.L'} 13,] I'L’“"i]’1 1d 0 , _~..v---.3-.q .. e- 133 L, ,aey ( wor ed f3? F33” cu omtbilzs, Horllcgir halted Milk, General Foocs, Alk3~531tzer, Goueral Metzrs, and many 10331 33 33333, (py3331ng at valious tines on all four #0 national networks and syndiCSLtod to ind2-13ndent steticns.’ 1M0 r13 Goff's grocery e: :perie n.ce mus t have been a determining factor for .he decision of the program's setting However, the two did not decide thez1eme of their store them- selves. Lum and.Abner aslced lis ten ner s to send in suggestions for a name for their store, and, of course, they chose the name of the Jot 'em Down Store. They late-r CXpanc 6.3d its name to the Jot"em Down Store and Library, as he store became a bit more scplistioated. Lum devised a greoti1g ca.rd r071 ....-.I': a p0 570 ‘ ,. r - ,. a I _ _, .... J_ _ .. 7‘. , ._ J. - .... ,- ‘ __ r .t y I ~. . ,- (v‘ o o- I. ...; ."‘ J- .. ”- ,- ’3 , I, ’ C'C’I. ' '1‘“; ‘ IO, 1 11 L' 1; 2'; S LJ‘.-‘ J.) (J5 . o‘v Li: S '3 (.r'. k; C ‘3 i‘\‘ -) I'} ix W a ’ 1 . ~: ‘3‘! ’J (‘4: \JJ. k': {I 1—111\ " - '.I I. 1’ 1. .— .J for a cute little beiy tlat someone just happened to leave Ev acciflcnt in the strre. Lum ch.At;er ct3n.tricd.to build a rocketeth in on3 series. “ncre seeuci t3 be 110 3.:Llnit their wel7-n23‘1~; plane or profit obs. The Jot 'cm Down Store was a focal point of activ- ity in Pine Rid q;3. Visits to the st3re by the program's ot1 er ch:n 301333, who always seemed to cad to Lum and Abner's Own in.r U?mnunt”5 c probimeas, ad d£3d an interesting and plea.ai ng variety to 03 ch pr'g2em series Deev-v01030hcster Lauck p18 ."cd Lum Lo“31on, Gr"nc33' 3* Spears, finakc Hogan, and hanei men CeCric Uehunt. Norris Goff pk m3 o.d the hi gher- pitched voices of Abner Pc;chy, Dial: Huiilecten, Doc Miller, Squire Skimp, and Mousey Gray. Gre ape py Spears, Cedric Wehunt, end Housev Grey seemed to be the most regular one recters of the cast: Grandpap wee nosey, full of goo sip, energetic, and a little hard of he aring;.Ce d:ric was polite, friendly, 3 Hortimer Sncrd character; and Mo usey Gray was a soft-voiced, hcnpecked helper around the store or just a frequent visitor. Lum and Ab-er were gentle, innocent, patriotic, devoted, polite, and sincere, ut they proved to react as ordinary pc op ole also when confronted by the ir many problems brought about by vorious combinet 1cm of personal vality, stvpidity, and mis 33‘ ers t3 nd n3. Pernay cs 03 11 mn— III “TA-T 73139 m 1,121 17:37:13 mega FOR CIC‘?7TT"7I”‘T'T (CO "ohms/3"); {CE-“77.3 I? J’SIC UP ‘1‘»? I‘Uf. In -- ‘ s-élnoub; -..-aw:- Andy, is you inkin' any progress on those financial Amos, the only prog110ss Its mahin' is turnin' these pages filled with red number:. We is in big trouble Amos. The financial reo01 d of the Fresh Air Taxi Gas "Company is so full of minus signs in these here columns that it looks like every page has a ladder on it. Ya...I think I see's what you mean there Andy. Maybe we oug hca start us in' green ink in that book. (3 0 That may flObOQV'll know the differene Ya, Pm 3. But that won't help our oreo dit none. We've done 80°C,: a bottom and be en diggin' a hole there for some time now. You'd think wefis drillin' for oil. Hmmmm. “'lLin‘ for Oil. 33.... 45 AHOS ANDY: AI-IOS : AIEDX: AI-‘EOS : AfiDY: ARCS: ANDY: HUSIC: AHOS: [linDYo . Amos, what's cookin' in that head 09 yours? ndy, I think I‘ve got a glen that sen get us out of debt for good and put some green stuff in our pockets. Hmnmm. Sounds O.K. to me, but this'd better not be one of yo our wild g ose chss ses, Amos. We've done een in tloublo enough already. Andy, you can TQSto “ s-ured that thiso pl m1 will make the F? osh Air'“:xi Cab (errovy a sideline. We is goin‘ ta pay a call on our lawyer friend, Algonouin J. Celheun. What's he got to do with this? Andy; we is about to form the Jones and Brown.wei ght Reduction Company, where we makes dollars out of pounds! Amos, check and double che kl TZIaes UP To FUEL To 7v*m SCFUP The: U7n Ai'.D OUT. Down this hallway hea, Andy. Amos, I sure hepe 5 you lcnows what you is doin'. I'm beginin' to have doubts about this Mr: le thim fl“ . K . . w .. 9 La . . W -. I‘ O r“, - I t .v‘: v ,. ‘ < - l ,‘ q '-. . - . .. fi- o- In? Va.) . 1:33;: Ly L. 3'111‘31, a L? ’.J, {I :3. L}, 1 1f, :’ 4" 3. .'.':,;,J . I .L ...,“ In. ' ._.. M .1 ., .14.. .. .- .~ . 4.. ,M :1 ' ... . .. , SOMQthug llAG twat a get stsitod i1 our new ”LR-n . r51 ' .I .‘n . . ... . ‘ er toxerre. huL'S hny we is comlns to see 01; ' ' ' ' r 1r\.' ..q-r. CsM Duo for s as 13%“; advlCG. 0" AKDY: Ya, but is you sure he knows about all these legal matter is, Amos? ‘AMOS: Well, why shouldnat he, And ? He'got you out of trouble in tile ILTadame Queen oes , didn't he? ANDY: Ya,-I guess so. But sometimes I wonder what would 0' nwot‘nod i.f... AMOS: Never mind thee, Andy, we's hes now. SCYTHE}: 1.55753 (“‘"P' TIT T‘"C7~7('-T’F*TV.ID; WWW“; of," ('3 Tum?” 0,75 "97:5"? __ w'~.\-”-. —‘ 4—...— -a—w-._ w — '-—‘ u r'T'i‘ inf“): 7?”.1 ‘.fif‘x'fi, '1‘- 7‘ ......lJ-‘W-Tlln-‘zé 1:51:13’ 3 TIQU..=_ (LBJ-fill) “-J o AMOS: He's on the phone now, Andy. We'll just sit down hea and wait. ANDY: O.K.; but you do the tslkin' when he's finished. CALHOUN:(O£§ mike, on phone) Well, what else can.happen? ’hst? You say they three nod to file suit against you for fraudulent advertising for two million dollars? And a suit for false practices for thr;e million dollars? And a ooutt fine of one million dollars? And you want to know what to do? ANDY: (Quietly) Amos, I'm beginin' to like this plan 0’ I yours less and less all the time. AMOS: Hold on, thes.Andy. This is probably some big corporation deal Colheun's talkin' about new. ANDY: Well, if it ain’t, this tolls setter he a out with nine ives, 'csuse he'll need that many to pay all that money off. CALIOUZE: ‘ 1.1] on phone) Hell, are you single? I see. And does this nzzm have em sireiluble is 12111 ‘1: er? Oh, that‘s too bad. Well, can you swim? Noll, you'd be ttc r start learnini right away, 'couse you're gonnsr need to s i_m to some deserted Pacific Island 'til this hing's over...and 1von't call me, I'll ca 1 you. Good-bye! ANDY: Amos, I'm leavin'! AMOS: Now wait a minute, Andy. He’s in this toge her, you know. ANDY: Ya, that's what‘s worryin' no. I just hOpes we can eII ord a re wtost, at least. CAIHOUH:(A pm hing Amos-Andy micrcphone) ifle 1, well, well. Now what can I do for Mr. Jones ’nd Hr. Brown? I hope you're not in trouble again. AMOS: Uh, no Calhoun. Andy and me came to see you 'bout a new corporation we' 8 fixin' to commence with hes, an' we mnte know 'bout all tm se legal nuattas we' supposed to be prepared with. ANDY: Ya...we wants to know all them limit ego tions and things like that. CALHOUN:I See. Hell, Lo ys, you have cos 13 to the right place, because Algonquin J. Calhoun is at your service, int to M.m%. k9 ANDY: Hell, I don‘t know who this Oriental helper of yours is, but we n3ess your holy, Calhoui. ARCS: Yo, CaluouI where is it we st3rt, non? CAIHOUU:W311, first 0‘ all, I‘ll have to have you incor- *3: poreted. ANDY: Uh, oh! I know this 1.‘3s gonIie he n33n Amos! I just kIIew it! I'm leavin'! They is no way I'm gonna get my hood chOpped off for no new company that's gonna get us cute debt. It ju. Ist ain't worth it, 'hat's 311. ANOS: Now hold on there, and don't go jumpin‘ to confusions. what is this incor rpo r3tion all about, Calhoun? ANDY: Y3, Calhoun. This better not hurt 'ceuse I hates the sight of blood, 'sIecially when it's mine. ChLJCLu.DOA‘t sorry about a thing, says. There's no pain involved at all. It's only a lepel process of corpora te indoctrination ANDY: I‘s regusted, Amos. Tlis is gettini worse all 0' the time. First, we gets our heads ut off, then we goes to see a doctor! Now that don't make much sense at all! CALHOUH:P3tience 3nd fortitude, my boys! You are in the hands of Algonquin.J. Calhoun! ANDY: Amen! music: .7IDCE 30 1323 333:3, UP 30 FUII Tj‘” U”‘”? RED CUT. 50 ARCS: Hold the grow fo’ no then hhiy, while I pull this hoe Jo,ts arid oa~"1 *engnt 1co,cL~’ machine in the house hse. ANDY: Well, one good thing-«it fits thr *jfil tl‘le door O.k. ARCS: Xe, Aniy. That's because it's meée to help peeple lose weir 1t who can't rJt ti“~"~h doors like this. Hoe, Andy, help me lift this mechanical wonda ova hoe by the dining room table. It seems like a good place. NDY: Well, it'll make ya think twice 3fore you eats too much 1.'ith this thing a sterin' at ya. AMOS: Ya. That's the whole idea he hir id our new n=.achine, Anfl . Preventative "eie’t reduoti on. That's why the Kingfish said it is so old and ugly lookin'. ANDY: Ye. 1:110 say its ugly. I'd hate to be left slo no in a dark room with this thing. Elit h that glass dome and that big metal cabinet with the arms stickin ' out, it looks like one 0' those science fiction robots hey has in the mo ies . Is you sure the Kingfish didn't pull somethin' over on us, Amos? Somehow, I gets the idea him eni Calhoun knew too much about corporal stations, patient fees, and weight reducin' frenchfrieses. AMOS: Oh no, Andy. I'm sure they know'd.wnet they‘s talkin' 'bout 'cause I checked on 'em myself in a book tlic hLi‘ sold to me AIEDY: i'ha t 1:30}: is that Amos? 9 “I?“ : ANDY: AMOS: ANDY: ARCS ANDY: AMOS:. ANDY : AMOS: ANDY: Eh? I can‘t think 08 the ,itle, Andy. It's ova than on the chair. See for yourself. I' I set this weight 1"cd1.‘=.cin' machine u; so‘s we can try it, hes. Ia, this shou_i really start us a new life, Andy. I cor see our names in the lights now-- "Jones em d Ero:n h’eight Reduction Conzpany, Incorporated. fiecognized Every*szie: e for..." Is this the book the Kingfish sold to you? Ya, that's it, And". what's the title It says “Quantunl {lechanics for the PL de rn Times.“ Ya, see the a, An 1y? All ya have ta do is read the title thee an' wo‘s 0.x. Old Quaotun must've known what he was talkin' 'bout 'cause lock hos thick th at book is. Thea must be enoug h room in thea for -him an' all his grandchillin', too. Besides, it's for the modern times, ain't it? Ya, I guess so. I just hepe this whole thing's all right though, 'cazzse I don't ant no more trouble like we always seems to have after we see the Kingfish. No weary, Andy. Now, let's see how this thing works. The directions hea say ”First, plug in machine .” O.K., thee. "Now, set dial to amount of weight ta be lost." HLm'. You see that dial, Andy? Nope. Not on the outside anyone; e. ‘.‘L. L‘LJr): ANDY: ANDY: Amos: ANDY: 1105: ANDY: AMOS: ANDY: SOUKD: 52 this V .,, ‘,4' ...- . ' l‘ .3. 'H -_ a - a P; r V!» ~~ ~~~_ .1. , Close). [11.) CL”. L21". 1.15.. {v (1.511.233 ins/z. J. 8 you {2 C. J (.‘N .l. I» a - ' . ,1“ " .v m p». .' h) Lit; 3 4.111;.) ILL-.8 8. 11' {.63 1.43141: I] '5"fi".rr\. 11 .-..lJ. 0 Boy, it sure i.s cru11s1 in here, one stuify, too. That‘s the whole idea in it, Andy. New, stoma up once. Is. You put your arms in t11ose accordion- like sleeves with the 51 "es on 'em. Ye. Let me stand back hoa and look at you, Andy...(LaughS)... Andy, you almost look ike one o' t1t1ose ro oots when you moves your arms around like that. Ya...well, t1at's fine, Amos, but I can't see any up like this. Well, go ahead and stoop down and look thee, Andy. thee somewhere. Hey, Amos: What's that, Andy? I can't get myself down: I'm stuck standin' up in here: Get me out 0' here, Amos! Hold on, now, Andy: Don't get excited or nothin'! I'll get you out in no time. That's what I'm afraid of...now go easy Amos, and... IRWAL Does Ciauplre sane. AMOS ANDY: Uh-oh...what was that? Uh, just my knee hit this ent nee door shut hea, Aniy. I'll just open it up. Well...got it op on yet? It's gettin' warm in here, Amos. ANDY : RUBY: MRS. AMOS JOKES MAMA: RUBY: MAMA: ' Uh"0h o (Gruntw) .\‘ ”,1 A| _" '.D, 3' ’ 0 N. ‘\ flu .-\ .9: —: i ‘0 a, 7" (.‘11."‘.-)£1 ’ '11 111.4: C l 1' EL CL... f\-r.~(.$. U‘ 83' can‘t get it open. Cos you hear me, Is, can you hear no? Ya, Andy. (Yells nervously) Then get me outa here, Amos: 0.K.! O.K.: Andy...heep cool and calm. I'll run downstairs and see if I can fini some tools ta get that door open in no time at all. (Off mike) Don't go away, Andy. Oh, me. Here I's caught in my own weight refluoin' machine. Boy, is 1 hot: Hhew: I's just glad this machine ain't on: Boy, I'm hungry. It's about supper time, too. I wish Aaos would hurry up. onsflzos roe? OPE IYG AFD souno or Two UCE?N'S .. v ......1 - 5r VOIoes 12722015er £119,913; . .- 5... '1 u.- .5 Somebody's comin'. .I think I can just duck my head a little (grunts) so whoever it is won't see me inside here. This is embarrassin'. Well, Mama, we certainly got in a good day of snooping. Yes, honey, we sure did...and without that bone- heaued husband of yours. Why he... Mama... What‘s the matter, honey?...you look like you've seen a ghost, or is it that no good husband of yours? BULY: q. - 7n n I‘lfii'lli: MAMA: RUBY: MAMA: RUBY: MAMA: RUBY: MAMA: S CU]! D t 5 '2‘» No, Esme...vhut is, or the is thot? Hell, I oocl’re 1 don‘t know, or :3€.ss yo :1 husoand took my advice eua turneo hiiself in? :o a broo closet. I don‘t see Amos .iio e...but he must have left it I I») (9 re nd gone out. 'V rt" 3 U. is n, honey, I wouldn't be surprised at any of t4 the junk that m an of yours night buy. It looks rather frightening, Mama. Almost like one of those robots from outer Space. Well, if it is, maybe it swallowed up that man of yours and died from indigestion. I pity the poor thing if it did. Hnmm. Look at this, honey, a f some kind. toh O *u. sw Well, it‘s plugged in and it ass a glass done on top. I know! It‘s a surprise gift from An-s! It's .probably one of those modern lamps! How darli g! I'll turn on this switch and see. Hmmm. Nothing happened. Maybe it‘s one of those lights that take a while to warm up. Anyway, I'll go in the kitchen and start supper. ~. O.K., honey. I' ll put these paclm es away. A S.IJQEE KISSING SOUED. PIA I”; : Home. T1; ‘8 funny. Never kne w a lamp to give off steam like tlat. IzTr‘r‘T‘ G, T“"““\SEG To 1". IOIID 1.: p .9 u h a“..- ‘.r. -—- 4—. A ..‘- “My.“ q” N." {‘9 nxl ‘4‘: I l — on... tum-.- C 77"? . L230" ‘_'|_‘_ .2 l P! 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I“T LIIIG Ta") F1003, HECTV’I'” 33:13 OT-TIX SLIGT‘E‘ HIS-ZS. v,'r~'r i 9.! . (Off mike) I'm a comin', Anfly...1'm a comin'... (On mike) Here I am and...H0neyl...NamaI...Andyl... Ow Nah! Ow Nah! 0w Nah! ‘...-. PAUL 1:: "331-173 33.333203 501:0" 3321.13.33 up TO FULL; TF1“, UI‘ -3713? F0.' 3 Cm” F -CI (60 N‘N‘Vl" bClO-SIIIG, THEN TH 513E. UP AGg-XIl-I TO 03.0.3? OI“ SHOE-J. Sb (gnu-V1» ' [We-"1111'!“ ’1 r_.‘ t H ,1 ,1-3 1 , ,, ...-...— v-.;. ~_.--~ v; . v .-'.uu«..Ls-ru- ~ a As Chester Leueh 3ndI :1is CDIf ure.msd up “L1: and Aener, " Freeren Cesdc:e and Ch111: CC=113 ll contrived ."Amos 'n' Andy.“ They 33‘ on Au:¢ st 12, 1919, in Durham, North Carolina, where Charles Correll was staging a musical for the Fraternal Order of Tegles. F~3emen Gosden, who worked for a talent as enc y at t11e time, was called in to help Correll. Both having Southern backgrounds, they then worked to gether up the ladder of sue 335 to "Amos 'n' Andy.” They woi‘k3d at WEB.{, Chicago, doing a program of songs. In November, 1925, th3y terted at HON, Chiee go, announcing, singing, playing the piano, tellins Jokes, and writing and delivering sketeire . In Jenzery, 19’6, t’1ey went on the air as two Neg we cor1edy characters they developed, "Sam 'n‘ Henry." With the program's success Chicago's NMAQ Radio gave Gosden and Corrella better offer t11en,\JGN. However, WGN owned all rights to the names, ”Sam 'n' Henry." They changed the character names and made their move. The first bros W13 't of "Amos 'n' Andy" came on March 19, 1928. Gee de:1 and Correll did everything. The y played not only Lagos and Ans-.13; but e1ery other character, male or female. They wrote th.ei r own scripts, supplied their own sovnd em“ects, tired their osnufhows, and probably even emptied their own wastehaskets. Their success on WMAQ led to their eventually being hired by the National Broadcasting Company for their first network broadcast on August 19, 1929. “'1 Hermon , QC‘C'IEJSXL: : P ' 8 1 ° . ... . J.t‘ .._.- ,_ ~ 1‘04,” ..,_, ,~ -. .I. , . .3 _ . ‘.. ‘,-,. Is no! out was moi.“ ill. L. €.;-:..‘Zv-.'”.‘r.1.l.:.u;...<: series sponsor 1.. «r rm 5... , , . 3.... ...... 4. 1...... -- l _ , .L.’ until 193?. Lees, a Sponsor oman~e to Le :Lel souxs with Q . —. ».--- " . SF“ '.1- --.~ - . -'l "L c a theme song change ire? “inc lerfoct Son3' to “Angel's Sercn s50,“ -eried the series to 19%}. The series was :n 35% nights a week for a time, then £13.33, Yil‘f’t at 11 8.11., 6.113. finally at an curlior hour, ' P.H. {testers Tire) so that the whole family coul} hear it. And uhol: fo-ilies list-32d, meny families. The Show Led torty-two million listeners when there ucrfmjvst over one hundred rillion people in the nettcn.“ In 1943 they eXpsnded to a weekly half-hour show for Binso Soap Flakes, then Box ell Drug Stor . Finally, Amos, “...-('3‘ Andy, and the Kinetish made their lest rLdio program change to playing populLr records and discussing events of the day on "The .nos “n! Andy Eusic Hall." Thanksgiving, 1960, on 0.3.8., marked the end of Amos a lid Pndy on radio, due to a policy chsn3e against Wimotised radio programs.43 Long-developed chq rector hLzL:r is the main inm Mai ent of humor in."Amos ‘n' Andy." Loyal fa ns could almost predict what each character might do or say in any circum- stance in the plot. At least some fans $333333 they could, but part of the fun in listening was to see if one's pre- dictions were correct. For example, listeners probably anxiously predicted whet Andy would do or say, or what would happen to him in the Madame Queen series. However, the clever comedy writers always held the key to a program's or a series' outcome. “21b5a,, p, 82. “at... i ”321* o 83. .;.;a..\ .. O , 1.4 . 1 . -‘ ,‘a w. ‘- P ' ’ ' ‘A H A ‘ -j%‘;‘ ~-'“r' .' ' .'.v -"1 "‘ 5‘ ‘~ '-' ~'- '3" ' . '1 Li : 1 “arias; ‘11- not. - ‘ pi~.~j:':.....-, “visit,n.1,: used ml 1 ‘ . v ,a n ‘ ‘ . o-,- .v r a' 5;" ..- "s“! .' a‘ 4-10. '. . «A . z‘ I. -'I ' ‘0‘ .0 :. tecnnicues o; thsr at One timd or shotncr, LhC Lager iereu; .. «to u: :x .. in "1.3: C' (1 ... $4 vy" qr‘ap - .yr‘fil" c: 4- ' I‘\'-\ (afi‘r " n“ " Mir? C11» L) {Mal/0. ‘..;A- 1.4.1.0 L‘ .14. J...“ U C...L .4 (JCHQLI. AC U gnu, ..°.-‘4.ll 13.3.1.0.21» tum, 0 Statement 0 truth, momentum, exe‘ Character humor, as in “Lum and Abner," is strictly inherent and was written in the script only from a basic understanding of Amos and Andy. Other elements of humor may be in this script but are not significant enough to warrant discussion. Complicution, a trademark of "Amos 'n' Andy," is second in impoztence to character humor in this script. The two men almost always make their lives more difficult the- they should be, but this fact makes them human and humorous. We latgh at them because we all sometises nuke our lives more complicated than necesser*. The entire script is a :7) 0' x .1 C) (‘0 H l.) (‘ O t» complication: Ahoy need money, but rather then earn it in honest hard work in their Fresh Air Taxi Cab Company, they follow Amos's idea of.a chance to get an easy buck by starting an entirely new company. Anyone knows that_ starting a new company not only without capital but also with a large existing debt is economic suicide. But the easy way out blinds both Amos and.Andy. They get deeper in trouble when Calhoun and the Kingfish team up to make some money themselves on the two suckers. Things get more com- plicated when Amos and Andy fell for the Calhoun-Kingfish scheme. The final complication comes when Andy gets stuck in the weight r ducing machine, and Amos finds out he has three unconscious people in his house and a weight .1 ., .,- v.5,- uc-ng Lochine lalluyo. Cb re ConiuciLninn is another characteristic of Amos and Andy, especial ily inf”. First, Andy gets confused in the visit to Calhoun’s office. He does not understand the legal talk, and his coi,corent mis tidcrstcriinc lions to fear of taking part in the new compa :ny. His misund zL1 qding of incorporated, for example, is innocent but funny. Amos is just as confused about everything invol'cd in the new com- pany but won’t sd.it it, since it was all his idea in he first place. Andy is confused because Amos denies he is confused, wh on he rc ally is Andy kn ws it but can never seem to prove it. Unfortunately, Andy's confusion leads '2‘) him to ,e the goat of the script, mi, he gets stuck in the weight reducing machine. The innocent statements of truth, which are some- times understLa z'ents of tru n, are also sources of humor. For example, Andy remarks that the pages of his financial records appear to have ladders on them. Or, Andy deduces that it does not make sense to see a doctor after one literally loses his head. In this script, in fact, Andy's deductions are usually right, and Amos‘s decisions are usually wrong. True to character humor, however, Andy in the end suffers for it. The log icel dialogue momentum carries audience interest in this so cript. The conversations, as in “Lum and Abner,“ reveal essential plot ir formation. For example, in the first conversation of Arnos and Andy one learns that o . . J' ..—'~ 1‘; A".\" ~ ’-—.‘ '1.‘ ,- - 0‘. ,- q‘ q-, r - ‘ ‘N 31 ‘ ~31“ ... _ n .' I’ ‘ there is a pioolcu and there is a proposed solution. ibis o 1 - ‘.. w - r‘ ~ -,~ ' -. - ~1' “r; - ‘ 1 necessarily cores very early in the Sflilpb, so tie udir ace F13" knows where the show is and .shc1e it is going. 111e re- dining convbiJJClUMN 110:! the piobler: 1’s dcvelonnent and eventual solvr101. Music: 1 brzLdg as or movements from place to place by ,hai acters between bridges, provide traisiticns that also aid momentum. - "eggeratiou is also a set rce of humor in the script. For example, Calhoun's telephone escri ption of a clientas economic despair is a bit far~fctched. Or, when Kama sees the ugly machine in t‘e living room, s11 mlcpcs that it swallowed Amos and died from indigestion. u th a we ight reducin machine attraction, the obvious is certainly a source of humor. Andy‘s description of the reciive 81:1 his work done to start it, repare the audience for the inevitable climax when Ruby turns on the machine. The hissing sound of steam esca Mng, 1W1 oh ac com- panying comments and screams by Mama, Ruby, Andy, and Amos, all provide a visual image of obvious humor. .The audio in radio often paint- ed pictures for the listeners to overcome radio's lack of video. For example, Andy's lines ascribe and help tr e listener visualize the strange weight reducing machine. Similarly, as in the machine's his sing, spund gife ts a so help overcome radio's blindness. I In the first line of the following script, Edgar Bergen's comment about Charlie b-e ing dres edi up aprovides a visual image cue for the humor that follows in the script. CIL'XPTER V CONEDX VARIETY - "THE EDGAR “ERGEN AND CHARLIE MCCARTHY SHOW" Pro gram Lang m1: Thirty minutes MUSIC: OF? T‘? T”E T UP TO Pb LL THEN TKDER FOR ANNOUNCE? WHQ_ 1"”"1077N‘" 11*! MD GUitl‘JTS, THE-7715?. UP THEE: UIIDER FOR COINETCIflL (60 SS -.Ond S) THEN: EDGAR: Well, Charlie, I see you're dressed very well, tony gilt. ’Is there some Specie reeson? CHARLIE: Ana why not, Bergy old boy? Don't you knew who's 00min “his evening? EDGAR: well, w. G. Fields will be he'e... CHARLIE: Uhy, I m-Houldn t consji1er him 8. gues ,Berge.... 336A}: Ye: wouldn't, Charlie? CHARLIE: Ne...quite frankly, he's a pert in quest of a bartender' S 13628 t! BUG 3 K0” Charli0.ooyeu Shoulfin‘t say things like that about Hr. Fields. He‘s one of our gvests tonight T IT‘TT l' C' ' ”-1,. C116 ‘.‘fi-JgL LJ: Ql,i’;1. o o T‘ {W 1' I '1. ‘ .-".\ ’ 1‘ “1 I _ ‘ , 1“ '_ _o ‘ 45 ‘ o blpuiu: wny, WJJL'S hue mitter, Cud?lIC? Do yen 1681 111? C:\ ‘..; CHARLIE: EDGAR: CHARLIE: EDGAR: CHARLIE: E GAR: CHARLIE: EDGAR : CHARLIE : 62 no, but if Mae West eeuld be my nurse, were. Why, Cherlie...you den't mean to say that you‘ve fallen for Miss Nest, do you? Yes, Bergen, I'm just a helpless victim of love. Well, Charlie, Miss West will be here shortly. Bergen, I think I'm a little nervous. Do you think Mae West will like me? I mean, really? How could she get like you, Charlie? You're right, Bergen. I know she‘ll like me. Why, Bergen, I'll just remember my old motto, "When in love, go Nest, young man!" Yes... ‘ Why, Bergen, I feel better already. Everything will Ce Of course, Charlie. just fine. Yes, Bergen, I'm beginning to see the sunshine... BAY NOBLE:Did someone call? CHARLIE: EDGAR: NOBLE: CHARLIE: Well, it sure get cloudy in a hurry. Drafty, too. Oh, Bay...Cherlie and I were discussing Miss Mae West, who will be here soon. I'm afraid Charlie is a bit nervous. Oh, really? Well, I don't See what you're so nervous about, Charlie my boy. Mae West is just a human being. K3, but all that human being in Nee West is what I'm so crazy about! Ax) ‘T‘ {11:41. L131: CHI.BLIE: MUSIC: MUSIC: EDGAR: NORT IIm mR I‘r’IOR’Y‘C KER : to me! What? Why, I couldn't insult hgigz New, Charlie Bay is only tryii ng to help you relax when you talk with flee West. It‘s West is around. 01 course, Charlie. all in the mind. Not when Hue Charlie, you see, just be a gentlemen and every- thing will be all right. Yes, Charlie. Would you like me to stand by your side when Miss West arrives? Vou'd be- tter not! Why, I'll clip ye! So help me, I'll mow ya down! 3 '3 IE". CT; QT? BY I? ...Y I I O .I T If”. .IT '3' " 1“» ”WHOM. ° f. ‘1‘ f; If) 01-5.“ H.313. (.9, WII’HItC‘ 1) , ‘I connERCIIL (60 secondS). NQBTIKWH 0 use Turn 'uvrj'ovt .hJ—A' J. up TO FUIL urngg. Well, Mortimer Snerd! And how does this day find you feeling? :Well, I'll tell ye...uh...up ta now it hasn't asked me. No, no, Mortimer. I'm asking how you are. I just Said it in a different way. Ch...ye...well you could o' fooled me: But that‘s true no as ye say it. T‘T‘ :5 f‘ 3:) 1111) \i'» on) : whats. “Livia; . MOETIMER: EDS-fill : MORTIEER: EDGlflil : EDGAB. : MORTIMER: EDGAR: MORTIMER: EDGAR: MORTIMER: hertiner, youull just sueh uh...uh... f . “a. o .W‘Bll ’ What‘s the matter? Well, I've had t3 get used te flies and bed bugs but never any 0' those things: Oh, but Mortimer! 'Colloquislisms er simply ways people who live in certain areas say things. Ya...well, where I o me from, a fly's a fly and a bed bug's a bed bug. Well, of course. We all have idiosyncrasies. Oh...we do, huh? Of course. Even me? Even you, Mortimer. Well...uh...I guess I'll just have ts buy a new k nd of bug Spray for those things. I never heard of 'em before, let alone see 'em. Oh, Mortimer! You see, idiosyncrasies are characteristic peculiarities. And everybody's got ‘em? Certainly. .' 1.. .-«I J ...-'Crt-LJ o c o I-iORTI lul'li : EDGffii : EDGAR : MORE? I I‘IEER : EDGAR: IIORTII LIZ-h: MORTIMER: EDGAR: MORTIRER: EDGAR: MORTIMER: EDGAR: MORTIMER: EDGAR: MOP iTIhfZR: EDGAR: villy , Era. C\ \n uh: is it, hortiner? You leek rather sad. Mell...uh...l thOU{;ht I hud cn,. 5h trouble with flies and be d Inig . Didn't realize they had friends everywhere. Oh, Mortimer, never mind. Tell me, how have you been this past week? Oh...I‘VO been, uh”.ulit....I".'€:...Lfl’l...hmma coo let's see now...uh...what was it you asked? How have you been this past week? Oh, ya! I've be en just fine, just fi-e, thank you. Well good. You heren't been sic ck at home? Nope, no.., nope. Just me at home, nobody else. Yep...elmost always me. Then you haven't missed any so heel? None, nepe, nepe. I don't miss it at all,... (leuchs) especially in the summer. I mean have you been No, Mortimer. school? Uell...uh...let's see now. Come ta think of it, I was last week. You were? Don't ya trust me? No, no, Mortimer...why were you absent? Why was I absent? "_‘.C' vu’ why? You weren't playing hooky, KortimCr, were you? cf 11C )ll‘l‘ Ilia-0:1. . EDGm’ .«J rosr t I Y ' '..‘TL’ 0 1 $4.21). 0 t3 13931.11: I-IORTII IE I: EDGi IR. ° 1W0 TIRER: MOiTlth: EDGAR: I OIILTIXSI. EDGAR: M HTIMER: EDGAR: II R‘III"”I: ‘ell, 66 , . ._-_,- .. __ 3., ‘l. N '7' _ .-., “iibr’ O... COL-Lisa“: Il‘I.) ll. 1 (J ILL)“: 33:; Iml. L’Ll.‘.sal.. A 1“ (w . 1 _ . _ '_ ' . f ‘ - hut-11 DO you L54“; tithiflt . ?.' ‘ ‘ . I T‘ I,\'.:1 I O, I ‘ Gfl‘xuet‘.r“eu?, Enju.}ie YRJS lslIl 9. \ae lzirwi 0' - 1, '.v ‘.. 1 ,. . ‘. - r. liheu our names t1:e ray they here, ya see. ho, Io»ti*or I mean you were absent without 13 are! Leif who? You! No...(1aughs)...1'm s ortimer: I don't know this Leif fella anyway, so I guess we left without him all right. Then what did you end Elincr d.o the day you were absent from school? Ya won't to ll nobody, will ya? Of course not. Cross 3our e3 es 'ulcl Lope ta squint? If you say so, Mortimer. Well, me and Elmer went fishin'. I see. And did you catch anythin ? Boy, I'll say we caught it when we showed up for school the next day! Well, then, Mortimer, I guess you leer ned yew lest son then none, nope. He and Elmer both missed our “on that ds y 'caus e we were absent. Nortimer, I just can't believe how stupid you are! everybody else can, so I can't see why you should be any different: . .. - ‘ , . -.. . ... - .._.- .‘ ...” . ... ., -.. ., --. -, ‘. ~r ._,. , ‘.. ‘.,_ ._....I..‘ 7'11‘1'T(‘0 [V—Y.‘ \_-;__ ..\ .'} f‘ l. I“ ‘... , ..I‘. ,.I:‘f‘\ ‘5’}. .-T In I .I;‘I‘{"; ; 1.2.1 ’... "‘ | V'J :’- - .. . .: ‘ ~ I '- . '.--' u‘ ., ---' I‘ [‘4 I" II. . .. .-‘. I‘ .’ . 0 -:.l' 'l‘.‘.» .... .nol -n-Q-~~—-c~ -- ‘C‘C‘O‘ -l0' u‘ O'.~ H' .. p' "—n‘.‘ oy“—- —l C~".".-r~‘ I -~-...qu "."'.5 Inc ‘a '9 —'. .. f.-"-l v IA'M-Ir 1" ‘.-.o.. W'- 4‘—.‘ WW. ‘mtV'v ”I [UNA *‘I'rI‘ \a‘ oh‘rVWr-r‘ ‘.P ~ I I) IN I ~ ("I . I ‘.. fl Y" Y!‘;'.""""" ~ | ‘ . I J - I . I - . r ‘ , ~ \ D. ‘ gnu-.I-‘m-Afi- lc‘D-‘JnA- ‘I.~---* ‘..»...“w- aqua-.- .-.-v - manna.-.“ EDSLfl: hell, -htr; e Are you still 1e:*ous about r j .3 . '"f' l (. z; L‘i a 7'5“? " .- ‘...,‘. .. . ,..,~, .9. - ‘ ‘ ' Chaflllfi:/’OH, L:x;j. I fltflfit know if I 0&1 s 321d the DU”.-J G. EDGAR: Well, Charlie, just try to be calm. Hr. Fields should to here very sh r'3ly, too,: on in=ou. Cdsdlllz Well, that certainly pufls a de:noer on th e whole W ' ' '1‘: ,. ':- ..._ .1. ...“; . ., _ .. ‘h .. “Mann. 130.3” V.'I'-...‘l.t". I 13:21.11» jug. if) L": 1’1 03 .30 1131‘. 5181-35. a J.',, ‘I - CY}: A --\, .1" '- I T . 1 ‘ ‘0‘. r1. ‘:,.,--_ ... J. ’p‘ ..g, I',.‘«‘. 11‘ (a (:31 .. ‘. 1.11.5725?) .. l/ . ."3"'\' "'3'“ .LA -'-' —-~-‘ 9 .~ I ‘-.. ‘ws -‘¢- .- \..‘ :4 I" tor Lu. W \J .‘a l. , l- \4‘ .1 -' J-- \V d. LJ‘I-P'nL-‘c . DDS “R: l”W1Li§ DRZWL.€...I”J you ounfit. / ,/ ‘ Ci II’IIg'LIIllE: -. TI;I1.'.2,(;=.}.:.?31. , “13:120.: 3 . EDGAR: Listen, ”Wurlle...l taink I hear someone coming not. CHARLIE:' Oh, Lerfen! GEL it t3...oun it be...? Well, I .- ..“ .5. -‘,-- . .-, .L.‘ -. . . ,. ' . .. D... . ‘ 6 333 not, bLSmUDG tnere‘s altner a flre englne g0 \. ‘ Q r' --.-..- o-A 0 .‘fi1 ‘L n x c mlné srtund the Lorne~ wItn Its llesher on, or CHARLIE:( I‘ll teke the fire engine any day. At least when 1 the fire‘s out, it’s not lit u3. I l FIEIDS: Quiet, young men, or I'll have you atteo ed by a herd of howline bells. f 1' T “I"! 'I . ..., . CiL'xfi4JlLa: [\Ibucr 3611. o a fx.’ T\I‘ '.. . 3‘-.. ’..... 4 _‘ I? “‘1 ..l ‘ Y‘ t .Y F‘ , ..‘_3_ J“ , ,_ : z ‘ JUUo311 o C‘.‘..'..j-J..j_ .fo I C a ozfi"'J.—LU ’ £311 0 1*.L'Cn R. 3 1'7“ ‘..)ng U 1’1)! ,l(‘ 1.11 1.13 ( "Yfi 9 J—ld-Lv. '- if. ‘.‘YW’W “ ‘- c 1‘31 ’1.‘.JJ_J—~. v, '4'. EDGAR: CHARLIE://Why...l‘ll bet you saw e wit: u \ FIELDSz' CH9 I [‘3 v—s pv t—i FIELDS: EDG.§R: CHAR LIE: /’ f \ EWD NR: Cfi‘rLR 1.31 .153: ~Not as long as yours, (a Why this}. m, 1 :5; De: rmi :23" I do. ion diCi‘t ask me. he“, Ch.zlie, n> n19“ ‘.hv th" little chip r: nt no helm, Iz-er zen, I‘m Sire. Why, of ccurse not, Kr. Fields. Xou see, Che mli really sv‘lree you. lie. ‘2 not there Yes, of course, Berge . I can see that very well. Why, I'm rather fond of the little nipper myself. Reminds me of a fence post I orice bed. Broke my heart though when a mastodon of gigm iti.o propor- tions crushee it into ting Splinters. I used them for toothpicvs. elephant, you overgrown olive. No, my little wooden friend. He was fuchsia, as a matter of fact. with gleamiig red eyes and a long snout. I'll bet. Why you little termite snack, I‘ll make chopsticks out of you! Now, now. Charlie, you are, logize to Mr. Fields. Oh, e.ll ri3h . Mr. Fielfls, I aidn't meen that you have a lon3 nose... That‘s better. But it‘s as red as a big ripe tomato! ‘ '7 ~ ' ...«L "T! wwv w 1“ VT} : .3. 3. .‘1-._..~ . .3» ' ‘- — ' -. w. - ~ «...-w 4" w“. ‘ 1* huge.) . 1.31:... (.0 (J.T..=':.S 5. et- .L’ “x.- ~_-; new. {and 2.31 OD. L. 0:. you} ..;'-.C2 .: " , .9 .. 1, 1.. ,a J- ‘ L . .m , Cl; VHLECC’) ..L‘TJ 111327. Jilii' '../7.2.3.: :y'C l1 " ..Jei‘l 11' 'u bCC-fl. C21; T‘ :"v N w :wy . 7 Y '~ I " 1H r' J- 9' n4- A~ p c‘ s. (x, it i ‘7 ‘l ' _ ,‘ I‘ E’QL‘UI"*‘ ‘5' 136": 1.031,. hi1) 1.1 L’ \‘, 01.3.: V L: (I‘LL-’11“? , CZlL-arli 'x/ O fulfil-(.3. ‘Or 0 }‘ EC 1.7.2.3 D 1" is a C2e t on our show. iou s‘.1ould be ashamed of yourself. CUAJIIM:\\\oll, he askea for it. BERGEN: Charlie, you'll be sorry some day. EUSIQ:_ 1???T;:}C~EiI---?Ti"‘2?[ 150133.123 £5.11") III 3‘)“ ODCW‘BT.” , Tit-{EN 0033717113— " ' '2 2 r~ / . (‘ ‘. n I". '3‘. , , r" CI..1) ()0 ik‘ri'xu‘tuflj'JL') . CHART”E: 0h, Bergy, all this s Sperm e waiting for Lee West is melci in3 me dro . Eergy? where are you? ’ergy?! Don't le:3ve me here alone at a time like this! Wait a minute. What am I saying? This is great! He alone and Mae West will be here! Sign! on, no. I'm getting so very tired from all this wpe tee and waiting. I...think...l'll...just... take...a little...nep...while...I'm...(yawn)... ‘Taitingooosighoooo I-‘IU‘SIC: P4332133 NU .._.lT7fl7‘, F9U.C‘.-JI‘JD BY 53717:“.‘3 C7“ T315133: CHARLIE: Ohhh...whore am I? Oh.d1.... I-IUSIC: 1.73:??? I-‘EIJ‘..3..§ AND '2.=.'ES'P.‘:?T:€TI 0‘"?ij 8011 IT‘S. ————— CHARLIE: Who? liners am I? Ch... TWINC: Hello, there, I say hello! CHAR IE: NiaW'K Who are you? CAI ”1.11: 11.1 . T137 I KG : CHARLIE : CHAR LI L: TxllIJWG CHfiRLIE: Ifilllfl CHARLIE: THING: CHAR LI E : H INC 3 CHAR LI E : TN II‘IG: 70 f, n n ‘.‘v ,9 .1 $.15 . .. r‘ ' 4- -. ‘ EC‘I‘iI .x 0). MIL.) nag-(.311 vl -.‘ s 9 s a - I‘m '3 T) (7‘..._,° A , Q I (”7.1 L‘fi‘L‘CJJ. l . 'Li'J‘I‘g, L. at your service. "' J T V". 10 .- "h nigh Loos City: That‘s rieht. I don.°t IHIIIWP l h:ou your here or q.‘ where you came from, but you‘ve been asleep on your horse here for over an hour now. So I em...or have been. \ Who you are anu Him Huh? Oh, ya. Hey I as}: tycur business is here? Well, gee, I don't know. Last thing I remember, I was waiting for...wowee£ I beg your pardon, mister? Who is t1 gorgeous gel just get ing off that stage coach over there? Why, that‘s the Rosebud of What a 3&1! I woulan't get too interested, my friend, if you value your life. Why‘s that, sheriff? Well, you see, Miss Mae is the girlfriend of Twelve Shot Bill, the meanest outla w in th e West. Twelve Shot Bill, eh? Sounds like he's not too good :ith his six shooters with that name. No, sir. It takes him twelve shots in the saloon to que nch his thirst. That's all it takes before his Showdowns at hi3h noon, too. (‘ "- r.-. '1 1.?! I o-SmfluufluOnflb? i t? ‘IH H H4 at O 0 (311118131 7‘ : TH I NC: : CHARLIE: h “1.1. CIU‘BLI Twins: CHARLIE: COWBOY: CHARLIE: CONBOY: CfLrlptLl-E. Q .L‘lli. .1“; u'.) ten nor 8 him in Is, but who's gonna msko street and fight him? Nobody has I.‘ '3 r ' " _. figs- ‘ .pLI‘... U. 8. (Tl-.‘(z T‘fi‘u-1.Ir"':‘5 r ti.‘ {4}. Coal; Z. 2....“ units; IXLJJLO .:n in Lilf'i at high noon. ('0 'VGI' a 0 else g I 1 , E115?) lived to tell about it. Sounds Chet. like High Noon City Get F: by h3fi Say, sheriff. in jail? xed.up with h J1 noon today. P. So By the way why do th Why don't What? And lose my job? Ya...what? place this is. horse? periner, What's Hmmm. n :ront OL 10 out in + NO thal’lks 0 you put this ey call this town outlaw a real friendly outlaw I, this Twelve Mae and you'll find out So long. Lose his...So long, sheriff. Strange Wonder how I got on this Why am I here, too? Oh well. how about helpin' me off this that, sonny? I say how about a hand?! Sorry, I don't need any help today. Higflil about long, like I‘m oon City. this one. I got a little all set to f" n . .v. \«J c Ugh...whew! $3653 hiss t3 SOI‘EB o \ R t. 133C3.-(3 0 Being I'll have to warn the up Well, looks Hat Hey, horse ? Triple A there 3 SO bgots’ I ‘I '. ' O _ ’ . ‘J ‘ '4!“ ‘ r“ a- 3" (a :«s’; (11' ' 'x '3 ' f H s. . n bfi‘vlJ. .-.J (.3 .3 U , ‘V\.-.t\ ‘1’ final- ’ L.4'.J.~.L o o o N L.» 3.. t a). 1111.11L’5'v\‘ . .‘u L . .. .- n- .-: .1- - . . n1» ... -lr‘ ‘ \JJLCLU 5:"?! I b.0111: 14.1.1.“ 31:33: C’. W -.‘JC‘JI" Lilifooolooo WSo‘ T: Hello, swell, cute, and cuddly! CHARLIE: W-wnwhat? Who, is? WEST: Ya, big :ey. Inuufi53yoursame? EARLIE: I—I—I'm ..I mean hosiee ma‘am! I'm Charlie ’ 9 9 McCarthy, Miss Mae! WEST: Well, a big he llo...Chuck. A CHARLIE: Chuck? h, ya...Ghuok...(SighS)... WEST: I saw you got rid of the sh- riff so we can talk. CHARLIE: I did? .Oh, ya, ya: thy, you bet I did, hiss Nee! hEST: Say, Chuck... WEST: Come a little closer... CHARLIE: Y—y-yes, Miss has? WEST: You can call me...nosie. CHARLIE: hhhh...O.K.,...Rosie1 NEST: Ya. It's got a little more...personal tone to it, don't you think? CHARLIE: Ya... WEST: LiS'en, Chucl. Why don't we go in the Saloon and... talk a little CHARLIE: Anything you say...Rosie...(Sigh)... I'lUiiIC: S’IQI‘H'III ZILWIIC I' D C'IO" '~ .i".._'.I"‘IIQ>’.}PEIFI’-333‘. UP. -~-- : Jay I buy you a drink, Rosie? L“ .4 CHAFIJI WEST: Don't mind if I do, 13 boy.l I'll just stroll on over to that back table tuCPv...c‘1 wait for you... Chuck. AIRS CHE: CHARLIE: CHARIJIW [XI-3E CHE : CHARLIE : .‘I . . J. 02.23.39 I'll 3.31:3 ‘ 31-14331" 1 11. ,‘3. I.,,. ..5 hdébflmilafllb.ockluj Hell, I ain’t talkin' to your shone», em I? Uh, no sir, no sir. Uh, 1'11 hsave a chocola*e melted with two straws, Sorry, kid. we onl y got Whisks y, eh? O.K., gimme a whiskey with two straws. Say bartender, does Twelve Shot Bill come around he re very often? Ya. He's due in any time now. And he's been in a bad mood lately Oh, I see. How much do I owe you? Twelve bucks. robbery! I demand a Twelve bucks! Why, that's bill. Here it is: O.K., kid. Two bucks for the drink, eight bucks for the straws, and two bucks for the information. Is. I think I‘ll go easy on the straws and questi011s no; t time Here's your money. Hmmm. Now where Rosie? Ah, there she is back there. Oh, my darling, Oh, my darling, Oh, my darling Ros ie dear. I have brought you a little whiskey, And two strut-:8 to hr ing us Che r! F U? m *‘J . C CHARLIE: WEST: CHABIJEA wEsT: CHARLIE: CHARLIE: WEST: CHARLIE: WEST: ta ‘J o o CPMA 1 EU t“ Here we are, my door. ‘1 ‘i p . r‘\ 0' 'f“ “ ‘ ‘, ..- ...- PU.J.1 up Ci Cvfiuil“ (ind. I195) G t... 3 b bJ.g r-xjysa C} 1 a" 305'... 0) ’ a-IKIXQJJX . Ia...here we are, Rosie...ju .st the two of us. T‘at's the way I like it, Chuck. thi 3 Just the two of us like No. I mean the 11161 or...Jus t the right kind. Strong and poxerful. Oh, ya. Say, Chuck... Yes, Rosie? You look like .he breve, hold, and daring type. ‘why, sure I am. ..Lfl’l...]’10W'd you Imow? Why, I can see it in those big bold beautiful eyes of yours, you handsome wrangler Sigh! tle job for Now, listen, Chuck. I've got a lit ya, if you think you can handle a reel he-man's job. Rosie, I'm the toughest, meanest, bravest cowboy that ever rode into High Noon City! Good, Chuck. I thoug t you were Ky kind of man. Now, then...Here's what you have to do. I want you to be my personal guard while I‘m here in High Noon City today. You moan...your bodyguard? ~:J:l' 9:.)_L . ~vq-. ~w-r\ Cunnilulu: \H‘" “32») 2* *3 1r rpc ‘AJLJ CHARLIE: CHARLIE Cdzfil ‘ WEST : CHAR LIE : WEST: CILKRIJEP WEST: WEST: CHARLIE: 75 la, 315 falla. btay 313:3 3n1 M33; D? co; ‘ny. -....-.~-,‘ . .9 h - :. Oliilllil! ‘nxld‘b 8. 11.1.6! rah-"1.1. a 11f?! 31,....~31!V‘ g3t t3 k33p t_is a secret "‘."Tf‘ ".55 kale-JR 1L -4 . ‘3"‘3’3 .5» T" ! bk; L'I\/C'l’l 3 \JL‘. is it, Rosie? Xou can trust old foith.iul Charlie, 3r Chuck. Chuck, I'm carryin' valuables. Boy, I‘ll say...I mean...oh, you are? Ya...and I want you to guard 'em with your life, Chuck. And Biz g Cm sby thinks he's got it good. Now, then. Here's my plan. You and I'll sneak out of here the back wa;. If we make it out of town safe and sou1hd I'll give you a big reward. R3ward! Hh11t's the reward, H03 13? Tell ya later, big boy. I see. Say, Rosie, this all sounds too easy. Why so much worry, anyway? You see, Chuck... Yes, Rosie... Somebody's after me. Ya, I can see why, too. No, I mean they're after my money. Ihy, if anybody threatens you, Rosie,1511 teal 'em apart, I'll...I'll...I'll... It's Tw3lve Shot Bill. I'll orv that's what I'll do. 3, ‘, :wcwn Haul: '] 5 f‘ l‘ I. CIM‘QILIAJ o v ' .‘C‘ ['3‘ “Dal 3 CHAR LI £1}: WEST: CHARLIE .0 — SOUND: What's iln: , Chuck} Br...l mean I'll try, I'll try, Rosie. That's what I like, Chuck...e good fightin' Spirit. that's all that's gonna Ia...the way it looks new, be left of ae pretty soon. Hell, Chuck, you haven't changed your mind, have you? Why, no, Rosie. Why, for you, I'd do almost anything. L IIIIG SHOT OUTSIUE S.<'LI.OCI‘E. 8 IX GTE??? FE: CHARLIE WEST: . CHARLIE COWBOY: CHARLIE COWBOY: CHARLIE O. CC)?!I BOY: CfIPXR IJI E o FIVLDS: WES CHARLIE: -WL5T: Uhmoh. What's that? Sounds like Twelve Shot Bill's arrived. Or else somebody's celebrating the fourth of July a little early. It's Twelve Shot Bill! Well, it certainly isn't Santa Cl {0 :3 U) He just shot somebody! What did the poor man do to Twelve Shot? He didn't say "Howdy.” Uh—oh . I never liked an unfriendly cowboy. Never will, either. Bartender! Give me twelve shots! One at a time! I'm in no hurry. That's him, Chuck. r.-. 1C).. I gathered that. Chuck...l'm getting out of here the back way. 77 I think he‘s seen me already. keep him busy, while I make a getaway. See you later... if...well, good luck. CHARLIE: Ya...what? Uh-oh. I think he's seen me here with Rosie. FIELDS: Hey, kid! CHARLIE: Who, mwm-me? FIELDS: Ya, you. Come 'ere. CHARLIE: how? FIELDS: how! CHARLIE: Ohhhh... FIELDS: Did I see you over there with hiss Mae, the Rosebud of the West? CHARLIE: Well...l...I... FIB DB: Oh, so you won't talk, eh? CHARLIE: But... FIELDS:- What were you doing with my girl, stranger? CHARLIE: Er...I was just passing the time of day, Ir. Twelve Shot. FIELDS: Oh, just passing the time of day, eh? Why, I'll have you know that I've had a showdown with . cowboys for less than that! CHARLIE: I was afraid of that. FIELDS: Now, what were you up to? CHARLIE: I»I~I won't talk. FIELDS: Won't talk, eh? soursez Igor: or 17:, ALL moons «gun‘s. 11 1147-4411:.) : (1 'TT., 00bwwt CHARLIE): FIELDS: hell, for Iou know what that means? OLF'J.‘ CT“ - -“7-T‘ '1“ ‘..-('...P'rvilh‘ ‘lv'I‘ T.(‘ IIJJ-Jydxs f. ' ._),!‘i_x_.-)i.-11«\J - m...‘.—..-.~- ...- . .. —o--~- - -—.-—'-‘¢.. 53‘1P‘.‘ -...c‘- one thing, you just lost this saloon some business, Twelve Shot. Don't get smart with me, t““n or. I'll see you out in the street at high noon, or else I'll come in a shootin'! SOUND: SLOH, V” VI FOOTSTHPS HAIgILQ OUT. CHARLIE: Ohhh, me. Oh, my. Boy, I'm really in trouble now. Oh, b:er :o.der can you help me? Please? AHECHE: I'll sell you our High Loon Last Chance Special for half-price. ChARLIL. Ohhh, no! I'm too young to die! ANECHE : CHARLIE: AMECHE: CHAR LI E : ANECHE: CH MI “1&3 3 {T r'dce it or leave it, kid. O.K., O.K., I'll take it. Want some straws? No! Half—price? Why, you'd rob a dying man, wouldn't you? Doesn't make much difference after you go out there, does it kid? No, I guess not. What time is it, or do you che rge extra for that, too? No. It's on the house this time. It's one minute before noon, kid. Better have your drink. It may be your last. i1téJl-LJ. J. IWU IC CHARLIE: EDGAR: Cl-IARLIE : EDGAR : CHARLIE: EDGAR: CHARLIE: EDGAR 3 CHARLJER EDGAR: CHAR EDGAR: CHARLIE: WEST: CHARLIE: N931C 9. '29 r ’ ‘ ‘ “ ‘ "3 ’ t - 1“ ' '.fl_: “I. Y-V‘ " - .1 la. I guess you're right. L03, what a bzfis drink. Can’t you do any lot. or than tv’ for my last no? on m€--o0h. my. Why did- :‘t I listen to Lergen? Oh, ulwg? Boy...this drink...it...kind of makes me...feel drowsy...and...oh no...I can't feel that way now...oh, no...I...I...Ohl...Eergen...Helpl... Bergen: Bergen! | ng ... DEEiEV NUGTC Fllrm Bergen! Bergen: Help! Charlie! Charlie, wake up! Ohhh...Eergy...is that you? Yes Charlie I'm right here 9 9 L Oh, Bergy...l'm so glad to see you. Where am I? It's all right, Charlie You've been dreaming. Xou must have fallen asleep while you were waiting here for Mae West. You me an...it was all a dream? No showdown? Yes, a dream, Charlie. What showdown? Oh, it was terrible. I think I'll be nice to Mr. Fields from now on, Bergen. Well, Ive always told you to, Charlie. I know, Bergen, but I've learned my lesson, now. I certainly hepe so, Charlie. But what about Mae West? In 3y dream... what about me, small, cute, and cuddly? Oh, Iergen, catch me. I think I'm going to faint. any uggggflggg_u:s .ficnrseni veins: TO co erQLgL, . .. ,- '3 “r!" n' ‘:“*'z‘}:;ng: m 71""? at r'm {CG Swoonns). ALuOangsusio. ihwro UP hnD Odi. . -fl‘.u—~§ ' ‘ Many radio comedy programs in the Golden Age of Radio featured a straight man and a comic or dummy. Usually the comic held the strings of a joke's outcome and got the laughs. But straight man Edge Bergen literally held the strings of his jokes, because Charlie McCarthy was a dummy dummy, or more carefully worded, a ccmic's dummy. Charlie may have pulled the laughs, but Bergen pulled the corls. Charlie McCarthy is probably one of the richest dummies in the world. Edgar Bergen was born in Chicago on February 16, 1903. For date of birth of Charlie McCarthy the reader should check the records of his family tree. Actually, Bergen got the idea of his dummy as a senior in high school, when he sketched the face of Charlie McCarthy on the flyleaf of his history book. His model was a street urchin newsboy. that Bergen once knew. As a boy, Bergen had been proficient in throwing his voice and tricking friends into thinking that someone was outside the door. Working as a paid performer with Charlie, Edgar Bergen went to Northwestern University to become a physician, but succ sees in local theaters faded his ambition. Transferring to a Speech course, he earned his degree by going to school in the summer sessions and working winter months in.vaudeville. On visits to Europe, Russia, and South America, during his ten years in the vaudeville circuit with Charlie, I Bergen polished his act and soon found himself on radio.u* I '“4Landry, Radio Business, pp. 7-8. ,. ...- . 1 1.“- 1.. .:. '., 1 J- -.'- ... 1,] Bunnies he.11e certainly 101.vt as. Q;n mush happiness and success, not to version money. r. 4.", - o r I'Jlr 'P‘ ‘.- l ‘ ' . -‘ 1s v; 0111103 will cu1 bddfllfi ICcr'at1'lf>z1ts 03’ this ESCJILIJlT/iml but it is sir alumni: that the IiCi vein weich he clevrrly 1..'e-r“s is the vein of 1r“04.uos10. Tens of.millic s of Ar11ic as list T’ 1. 1 45 to the MC 3 fire bet1ucenh1n and he dummy every ween. Bergen introduced Mortimer Snerd in 1938.‘ Slow, repetitious Mortimer originally may have been out of place in Bergcn's fast-paced comedy, but the dumb rural boy idea was successful. Eot everyone Berg en had on his show was a dumm1. As in this scrip , w. G. Fields and has West were guests. Bergen reSpected Hr. Fields: Fields was the most talented men I ever worked with anywhere. He could read a joke soru 104v wrote for him. He could 1J.ite his own joke srd (ell 1r it :13 fully. And he was a mastc:er of rartorirtmuthlch had no pa.r t in radio, 01 course, weept for the occasional benefit of our studio audience. ”0 In 1937 Fields appeared on “The Chase and Sanborn Hour" with Bergen and Charlie as a chance guest, but stayed on as a regular until the summer of 1939. has West, a frequent guest on the show, wrote much of her own material. She aroused much cor troversy then she performed her own Adam and Eve skit with Don Ameche. Bergen also had a regular cast for his weekly shows. Don Ameche was Master of Ceremonies and appea1ed in .1”) "The Bichcrsens" skits with Frances Langford. lhe progran characters were Pasquale (Don hmeche), arscl Thing (rat Patrick), Charlie's principal (Norman Field), Vera Vague (Barbara Jo Allen), and Professor Lemuel Carp (Richard haydn). Also, there were vocalisss, an announcer, and an orchestra and conducter (Ray noble). The basic character humor is inherent in Bergen, Charlie, Mortimer, Nae West, and W. C. Fields: each responds in a complex, prescribed manner that fits the character. Feeding into this character humor in this script are mainly the humor techniques of literalism, exaggeration, momentum, statement of truth, confusionism, and verbal combat. Edgar Bergen and U. C. Fields are known for their literalism or puns. For example, when CLarlie remarks that he's beginning to see the sunshine, hay Eoble makes his timely entrance. Ray Noble relates to Charlie that his apprehension is all in the mind; Charlie retorts, "hot when Mae West is around." W. C. Fields makes frequent use of literalism in his remarks to Charlie (a wooden dummy), referring to bleed poison, bowling balls, or chOpsticks. Charlie counterattacks with literalisms about Fields' large red alcohol nose~—a red flasher or a big ripe tomato. Some exaggeration is used in the script. W. C. Fields, '4- noted for this technique, refers to the gian; mastcdon {2) crushing his fence pest into chopsticks. Th High Noon City episode is a bit of exaggeration of the old West. This episode also erploys a little comic freedom for it to occur as Charlie's dream. 83 m \ . ,. '3 ..-. . .2...“ .- . , ‘.‘ .3 .... . ‘.‘3 ~ ..-. lhe,iast~p:Cea momentum is an Luger u I’q n tlaii‘a ark. . '1 Cu. CT Throughout the script, lines are n.11lv short and Join‘ F nth C.» P“ ouips oi‘ roLmL3l conversation. But the rolew um is .ict by the character hiimor element . The romanttm must follow the ChE racter's natural talking hab:1ts, which are fast and ilnpu- dent for Charlie and slow and dumb for Mortimer. But when- ever Charlie or Mortimer are involved, Bergen ultimately controls th momrc ntum. The statement—of—truth element of humor helps make Charlie and Mortimer lovable characters; they are at times very hones and human in their Meaaris. For example, Charlie admits he loves Mae West and is nervous about her arrival. Or Charlie remarks, ”Touche, touché,“ 1rhen Pergen reminds him th1t he cannot Spe a1< for himself. Charlie's honest eXpressions of fear contrasting with his usual bra *sauocio provide bits of humor. Mortimer Snerd's remark that a fly is a fly and a bed bug is a bed bug, is certainly truthful, but in context it is funny. Mortimer Snerd is a good example of confusionism. He responds to Bergen‘s first question that the day had not found him yet. He then is confused about colloquialisms, thinking that they are insects. The Word "3eculiarities" gives him the same trouble. Mortimer by an unintentional play on words misuna erstands what R rgon means by missing school. Hhen.R erg; en asks if he was truant, Mortimer replies that he we 3 Mortimer, not Hr. Truant. Confusionism about .1 ‘- _ L‘ / ‘i’N i ‘ ‘.- -3.\ 7’ '3 '.o'; ~- ‘7 ‘1‘ h ' (I -,,\ rum». :3 VUC 1111 LA f3], L1L\‘ll s, f) L.~ L}. LuLA/kzr'bW-i‘l'u 0.1. ‘I- {’1}? \1:A1'\>l‘r h3iicL (.... Veibal C~M'“t could be Chailie .rCcrchJ' middle }-J name. The little impatient urchin a ways scerzs to be asking for trouble in his COL”&TCQtiCHS, espom “a ly with H. C. Fields r Bay hoble. Although he does exchange a few verbs shots with Bergen, almost nothingc an equal the ra fing fury of verbal combat in the famous Chorli e IIcCarthy-H. C. Fields feuds. 'As in this script, the fight is no holds barred. q a ) Badj.o auci onces must have surely looked forward to the im— minent battle When H. C. Fields appeared with Charlie. CHflPTHH VI LODuullJuD COREDI VARIETY "THE JACK ‘Lil’ SHOE" Pro mr m LEJlf 3th: Thirty minutes MUSIC: sagas some UP TO FULL, TREK URUEP Foe: WILSOE: It‘s the Jack Benny Radio Special: Starring Jack Benny with hary Livin ostone, Dcn1iis Day, Eddie Anderson, Mel Blane, Frank Nelson, Phil Harris and his Orchestra with Special guests Sheldon Leonard, Andy Devine, (enny Delmar, Einerva Pious, Parker Fennelly, and Peter Donald. This is Don Wilson speakin BEENY: Jelluo again! wIIs ”: JRIlMO 60 SBCC”D COV‘LHCIAL, LJVE. IviUSlC: THEE-ET? SONG BRIDGE-'3 UP TO FUN J, fPIIAUor THEN UlTD‘uIR: BENNY: Thar: you. Thank you veryn much and vxelcome to our show tonight." You know, it's been so many years new since we' ve been to gether on radio. It's been over fifty years since rs dio began this wond rful medium of entertainment and information. So tonight, tile Jell~ 0 people have made possible 85 WILSON: BERN I 3 WILSON' BENNY: WILSON: BERN Y : WILSON : BERN If: u I IS ON : Br“ Wr- u ‘1.- O 4" . 5‘ ‘ '-‘-.—-\ a '1‘ .- .fi ~Ix» I: QA r 7‘ .7 , ' - - A. —‘-' -. this prohrem to perh gs bsing Leer sore pleasant As you all know, some of the greatest stars of early radio we remember aid loved so much are gone now. Fred Allen was one of them. Through the courtesy of the Jellmo people, we are dedicating this Special radio broadcast in memory of Fred Allen. Later in the show we'll pay a Specie visit to his own "Allen's Alley," as he might do it today. And you'll be happy to know that I'm going to play my violin tonieht. So, to get tie show off to a great start, I'll play it now. Oh, Don...Don... Don Wilson... Yes, Ja h? ' Oh, Don...I'd like my violin now. Your violin? Yes. You brought it, didn't you? Well, Jack... what's the matter? You either have it or you don't! Now where is it? Jack, I don't know how to tell you this, but... What is it, Don? You haven‘t lost my Stradivarius, have you? Well...I!m afraid someone set on it, Jack. Oh...well, maybe it was Dennis Day. He wouldn't hurt it. w I 1.9 11-: : B131 .3 12‘ y : w I 15013 : BEA-:1: Y : iABY: BENEY: MARY: BENNY: WILSON: MARY: BENNY: MARY: BEN N Y : MARY: 8? It waadttlknuus, Jack. Let's see...who...wait a minute! You didn't sit on it, did you? I'm afraid so, Jack. You see, I was in the... Never mind how it happened! How is it, now? In a thousand pieces. How terrible! My very own Stradivarius And it was only as old as I am, too. Well, if thatis the case, you're about due for a replacement anyway, kiddo. Now cut that out...oh...Mary Livingstone! Yes, Jack...and I'm really sorry to hear about your violin. Yes...I'll bet you are. Sav, Don, go out and see if you can find another violin. I just can't see starting the show without a violin selection by me. O.K., Jack, I'll see what I can find. Excuse me, Mary. Yes, Don. Look for one with strings on it...you know Jack can't sing a note. I can't get over it, Mary. Why Jack, you shouldn't have to worry...you can always buy another one. That's what bothers me. Why, Jack, certainly you can afford at least one more. I'iAIIY: LEEEY: MARY: BBENY: ELRY: .EJEI‘E Y: MARY: BENNY: MARY: BEE N Y : BEEEY: ’3 \) C? F1: "5 O The point is, I got that one m my (31, I see. 530 LPVITT 1 val.u1. is thought that Str radivarius 5...: to, Nary. You see, was almos worthless beca so his uncle gave it to him. So... So, my uncle sold it to me for two dollars, and that included the b w. I just can't get over it. I'll never find another bsrgain lir:e that in a million years. Did your uncles play the yielin, Jack but most of the Oh, they both tried, time they hung them over their fireplaces for decorations. They never realized the true alue of a Stradiva r1118. Well, how did you buy the violin, Jack? You see, I was the only member of our family who showed any musical promise. Hmmm. What a shame. One day, my uncle wanted to get rid of it. So, as he was about to throw it in the fireplace, I offered to buy it. So he offered it to you for two dollars? No...he offered to sell it for a hundred. One hundred dollars? Yes...outragcous, wasn't it? ,3 rrj' '1'.“ ‘ I ' LLA . BEE I; Y: I‘MBY : BEEEY: NAB Y : BENNY: MARY: Elam-n1: W I ISON : BEE 1‘! Y: WILSON: wnsmu BENEY: DAY: 89 But Jack. Didn't your uncle live in an old cabin in the wilderness Yes. And didn't you tell me you had a small fortune in savings when you were young? Yes. But, Jack, 10w could this poor man have sold you a Stradivarius for two dollars when you could have given him enoug‘ for a hundred times its worth? But hary, you don't understand! Jack, really. How could you have done such a thing? Hell...I was almost pcnniless at the time. Only two dollars, I suppose. That's right, Mary. I never carried more than two dollars in my pocket at any time. It made me sick to think about the possibility of losing any more than that...let alone spend it. Oh, Jack...Jack... Oh, Don. Did you find a violin? Yes, Jack. I found this one back in the dressing room. Oh, good. Now we'll get this show off to a good start. I really hate to disappoint our audience. Careful, Jack. I don’t know who owns this. Oh, I see... Mr. Benny! Mr. Benny! DAY: BE”LY: DAY : “J "t“.l Y o )3141\ . DAY: ”1‘12; 7 u‘r 13.2410: 1.» Y: MAI-11' : BENNY: MARY: DAY: BENNY: Oh, Derlll> Day. Hello, hr. Benny, fiery, Don. I‘m sorry to iri 2rrupt you, but my violin is missing. gpu brought a violin? Yes, Mr. Benny. I brought a violin V'i on me and haven't been able to find it. log brought a xiolin? ...-...- Tliat‘s right, Mr. Benny. But Dennis...why you? Of all people...you' re sup opo sed to be a singer! And you're supposed to be a comedian. Now, cut that out! I'm the boss here and don't For~et it! I This old boss is Yes, Dennis, and be careful. becomilg a J.ittle can ankorous in his old age. But I'm not oantanlwerou ! I'm not_old! And my name isn't Mary Livingstone, I suppose. Say, Mr. Benny, is that a Stradivarius you have there? ’.‘0 Huh?...it looks like one. Hey! This s my Stradivarius! I can tell by the dark spot on the bottom. It got that way frOm hanging over the fireplace. Well, Jack. It looks like you didn't lose your bargain after all. No! This is just great! But Don, what about that violin you sot on. I wonder who it belorgs to? Do you have it, Don? DAY: BESSIE- : DAY: MARY: * 131'} N Y : DAY: BENNY: R ‘ 131140.13. : DAY: 13131-11in DAY : BENNY: 91 r“! Yes, Jae}, it's r‘ght here in its ease, or what's left of it. T Lat looks like my violin! Your violin? hr. Benny. I'm sure it is. Oh...that's too bad, Dennis. It looks like it was a very good violin. Yes, it was. It was a Stradivarius that was given to me by my grandfather. Your grandfather gaze it to you? Yes, hr. Benny. It was a gift. He was a very generous man. to charge? No, Mr. Benny. Well... Why did you bring the violin with you, Dennis? Were you going to play it on the program tonight? Oh, no. I know Mr. Benny always plays his violin. Well, that was thoughtful of you, Dennis. So, I knew that things were bad enough already. You kn w, you can be replaced! Hell, Dennis, if you weren't going to play it, why did you bring it? Well, I have a rich uncle that lives nearby who offered to buy my Stradivarius for five hundred thousand dollars. Five hundred thousand dollars?! Fini’Y: wmndn BjrnY 'wILsou: DAY: W I L801! : ') ‘.. kny, Dennis, you must feel terrible! Yes, Dennis. I'm terribly, terrioly sorry I ruined your Sim rad iv.' r118. Five hundred thousand dollars. Denxis, if tht-re's anything I an do... Don't worry about it, Mr. Wilson. My uncle will prob.bl -y find another one to buy. Well, Jaclz, are you going to play that selection now that you have your own Stradivarius? Hmmm. I wonder...Oh, Dennis. DAY: Yes, Mr. Benny? BENNY: Dennis...do you have your uncle‘s address with you new? I DAY: Why, yes, hr. Benny. I just happen to have it here. But why? BENNY: Oh...well, I thought I would just step by for a minute now, and tell him to be sure to tune in our program this evening. It shouldn't take me too long. Meanwhile, Dennis, :hy don't you go ahead and sing a song. I'll be ack. Five hundred thousand dollars. Hmmmm. MUSIC: 13:31:31“ SI: G84 ACCOT'TPJ’LLJIED BY PHIL EULHRIS AND HIS 0204“ TBA, Than (3 minutqgi: wII£ O“: IIVR JBIL~O coNKERCIAL (60 seconds). BELNY: (H1,‘doczm “to 1 Rochester! BO CEIE.EJJ'.I'..'ICI 1'”- -: 4 K-Y‘n11‘ . all bLt I o ROOM: " ‘.11 93 ) g l-.- n. 1- - 17(- -p r“ L C l :1“ ‘41. Q -»-'\.3nl.1‘3’ : Get the Jar started and hurry; I've got to pay a ’3 quick visit to Dennis Day‘s uncle. ...) But boss, what stout your show Never mind about that. Don, fiery, and Dennis will think of something. Now let's get going. 0.x. Hi" ,. “.‘!"‘ " A ,"j i V! C' * ?,"-I‘-'\,F’-':“ My 1".I1IL PI. .I,V.l\.7 I); ‘;YIL.G t].‘l1AC-'-‘I ‘ L-) CIT.) 1.I'.J/;I"V .IIJI-J (Niel-3. -Lfi- “..-”? — BOCH: 110C321: BENNY: ROCH: BENNY: KOCH: Benz 1' : KOCH: RSI-IN Y 2 STARTING UP. Say boss, aren't you ever gen 9 trade this car in? It's gettin' kind of old, if you ask me. what? Why, this is a classic car, Rochester. Besides, a new one would be so expensive. Now, iere‘s the address. Oh, ya. That's not too far from here. Well, just hurry, Rochester. I've got to get there before somebody else does. I can't believe I've got this break. Say Rochester, you don't have a Stradivarius, do you? No, I don't think so, boss. My grandfather gave me a banjo when I was twelve. He gage it to you? Ya. He was a good m sician. Spent a lot of time teaching me how to play, too. I can't understand it... ‘(V 80 0‘3 What's that, b. 0 Oh, nothing, Rochester. How much farther is it? we‘re gonna have to You just filled it three But I just couldn't d last week. such a good buy. a quick stop and can't Let's see, they all look the Maybe BOON: Not much farther, but toss stop for some gasolirw . BENNY: But that’s impossible. weeks ago. BOON: I know, but all these trips you sent me on for grocery stor specials since then has used it all up. BL NN Oh, I forgot about that. resist them all. ROCh: Ya, but I still can't figure out why you had me buy ten pounds of trepical fish fee We don't haye any trepical fish! BENNY: I know, Rochester. But it was You never know...somebedy might giye me some repical fish someday, so we'll be all set. ROCH: Say, boss, where should I stop for gasoline? BENNY: Hmmm...we've got to make Spare much time. same. ‘ait...here's a small clean one. they won't charge so much. ROCN: O.K. SOUND: CAR SLO‘IIILG AND PULLING TO A HALT. ROCi: I don't see anybody around, boss. BENNY: Well, honk the horn once, Rochester. SOUND: CAR HORN NONE. BENNY: Oh, good...here comes someone. .MIDY DNVIN‘: Hiya, Buck! NOON: 13:.“ ny- Jlnl‘ O DEVINE BENNY} "pit“. H1! 0 414..“ o DEVINE: BENNY: DEVINE ,T'fi‘ Y‘.‘ i“ 1‘ Y: BENNY: S} USLDON LEONARD: ISISIJFIEC: IEOI‘IAHD: I3EZEIIITK': \Q \J‘ U] '1 ‘~“ 0 11 0 Ya, hello and give us a dollar’s wortt. We're in a hurry. Ne've O.K....Nhat kind would you like? got super Special super, super Speed super, premium super, super regular, super, super premium regular, super premium... . Wait a minute! Nait a minute! 'I haven't got time for all that! I'm in a hurry! Well, then, whadya want? 54 (D .03 'd (D U! C’- Just give us a dollar's worth of the 0 stuff you've got! 0.}:. Who does he think he is, anyway? Super Special I never heard of such a thing. \ super! Nell, nice day isn't it? Yes, yes, yes...did you put in a dollar‘s worth yet? No, not yet. My pump has been running a little slow lately. Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute. That's all I need! Do what you can to get it to hurry up! I get a chance to sell a Stradivarius... Pssst...hey buddy. ? Who said that? Over here. Who me? 1:11:30" “"1173: LHE'Y: LEONARD: BEl‘iNY: LEONARD: BEEN : L3 ‘40; JAIN): BEI‘JI‘E Y : LEONARD: , ,..- IBLSIJIJ : LEONARD: DEVINE: BEEN Y: DEVINE: ."l? .7 8121.1. ‘ DEV 11113: 96 ‘re sauna ell a Stradivt ius. 3 U Ya...I heard ya sax you Nell...1... Ney, buddy...I've 3 ot a Streliiarius here, if your interested. You do?! I mean...oh. Ya...and hon'd ya like ta buy it from me? Hmmm...I'm really in a hurry, but...how much? Fifty bucks. \ Hmmm...1'll take it. Now, I'll pay you later, you see I... Pay me now...eash. Cash? Ya, cash. which will it be, buddy? l‘ake it or leave it. O.k., O.K., I hate to, but,..here Tnanls, buddy. I thoug ht you looked like a ran who couldn't turn down a bargain like this... So long. Gee...v:h at a nice Ya, thanks. Thanks a lot. guy, selling me dollars. a Stradivarius for only fifty O.K., Buck! You've got a dollar's worth. O.K., here. Thanks, and be careful what you buy around here. Nhat do you mean? out that theI e's a band of crooks ”€11, VOI (it .3 Operating in this area trying to sell stolen merchandise. "Jaw,“ v l‘x', ’ 1.1:-- » ..L .‘vJ-J o w ‘0, 11 r1:' ‘ .1 A“ \ . bLLsil .L. I DISYVr .[Izp l—J : DEIII-IY: D13. VINE: SOUND: KOCH: PEI. I Y ROCH: BENNY: ROCH: ,\ l i. .. ‘ '.. -. ' - '.t ' I ' ‘ ' r a o 1 1r ulSe. Nell, I‘ll be careiul. f" ’A- M. . .V' .1 -‘ I ‘3 \ .'.. . '1 , 1. .' - m‘ , , - ,- p v"- "'.r' I ‘..‘U ‘1 d x H .J. 1 Lu]. {J (a !. .J.{..(.~'.:1 {JOK lb. 0 I138. an !! Ala, LL’ ‘ * eh. The S ..." 11,1341 :(LC..1‘~_,".-LI('3.’ e, Lit) bit 01’). 1,116, to tr: >01: down the v- ; — I . 4 r. w. ;. so ..., r. 1 ~ ‘ —. .~.‘ ‘. ‘7‘. ". 0‘\ “.');,'\ tr»: r -n (a 1).." 01' .L(’\‘ Lz-i. ‘.., .44. "..— Ilrffi. \/ ‘..... V ,L J lj‘o La. And if they catch or yooiy 131th this stolen merchandise, there’s a five hundred thousand dollar fine, just like tIm t. Aid.they'll run ya in, too. O.K., we've got to thanks for t1e warning. Now, get going. Let's go, Rochester. So long, Buck! CAR SF‘M’ M .f} DIJD PUI‘JJM} OUT. Mighty unusua station. Yes, and we lost valuable time. I've got to get that five hundred thousand dollars fro om Dennis Day's uncle for my...Hait a minute! What's up, boss? But I've got two Stradivarius violins, now! That's, that's...NONNN!!! Rochester, step on it! We've got to get there fast! If I get there and his uncle buys both of these...ZONEN! Let's see now, I wonder how much all that money would weigh? Hey boss, you think I'm goin' too fast? \-"'09 .9."V ‘ t, ,.'I . Ll-JLIJI A. O NOON: BENNY: ROCII: BENNY: ROCN: 98 Ne, Rochester, go ahead ane go faster. I‘m not worried aboit a ticket now. besides, there's not much traffic on the freeway. A million dollars...a million dollars...a million dollars. It has such a nice ring to it! Don't look now, boss, but there's a siren ringin' away behind us now—-and a flasher, too! Oh, no! Why us? And at a time like this! I'd setter pull over here. SOUND: 033 srou;uo TO smpr,,rotiouso 21 SIain AND gNFNHNNl CfiiiESLONlixl ANE)5NNSPNILX}. BENNY: Let me do the talking, Rochester. ROCH: DISNEY: FRANK NELSON: KOCH: BENI‘IY: NELSON: O.K., boss. What is that officer 'oing? He's just walking around looking at the car. What's he looking for? Oh, officer! Officer! Yeeeeees? I see trouble on the horizon. What's going on? Nell, that‘s what I'd like to know. Are you on your way to a fire? Or are you about to have a baby? Now don't get funny! Neeeeeell, I've heard them all, Mister. Now, what's ymprs? Or can I guess? New look officer, I'm a tarpayer! 1.3151130} J V‘xi'nys“ . (‘L'l‘\l. Y 9 15111113015 "1‘1 r. Bibi v1: NELSON: BE N“ NELSON: BERRY: NELSON: BENNY : b.8100}. o BENKX: NELSON: BEUMY: I'JELSOZI: 99 l'e<::oeec—>s, arc-31' t we all. ihzt I drmmuui aix o ' .— nunu". 137 S( at": 7‘3“ ,5 'f:f":1'f”f‘§fl ......i- as; “ ”—21-4;Qafsfifi'4‘fi $3.. “Chiselor's Country Store“ is purposely written to derive its humor from character humor alone. The decision to use only oh:.1o;oter htu- or in this script stems from a nun er of reasons. irs , chzr actor humor has a strong record of success, as evident in the popularity of comedians like Jack Benny, Edgar Bergen, and Lum and Abner. Second, character humor lids mass appeal and usually will not offend any one segment of the audience (as it is used here), as opposed to risks of a program of telling Jokes. Third, character humor is slower to develOp audience acceptance than so-ce lle d gsg hue or (tolling jcd zes), but has greater potential and endurance when accepted by a loyal audience. "Chiseler's Country Store" is a new radio comedy program. The character humor of Snidoly Chiseler purposely violates almost all standard rules of humor etiquette. Chiseler's humor is mean, brash, cynical, ugly, and hypocritical. In short, Chiseler is a negative character. His negative humor would shock Fanny Brice, Al Jolson, Jack Benny, or Eddie Cantor, who would not support humor that hurt anyone. Chiseler's humor, however, only seems to hurt E1323, not the audience. But Elmer Jumper is good—natured and can take the bitter replies of Chiseler. Today, a new radio comedy program must be different to succeed, although not necessarily in this negative h umor style. 1323 T o‘ he program has potential. There is‘ccntrcst between the rather sinister Chiseler and the innocent, polite, friendly Elmer Jumper. This script establishes the situation of potential conflict between Chiseler and Elmer and his whole beloved town. The script dictates that Chiseler is stuck in the town; he hates it already, and he appears to be doomed to suffer friendly, sincere people like Elmer. Also, with the setting of a store, Chiseler is bound to meet more residents of Hocking Hollow, which pro- vides opportunities for the introduction of many new char- acters and problems-~pctential plots involving more char- acter humor. This script may not be accepted by a radio station, perhaps because it just is not funny enough. How- ever, good character humor requires time and exposure to an audiezce to build a loyal group of listeners. The program series would improve like a fine wine with age. CHAPPER VIII MOD3BN COW 3DY DRAEA ”T}IE NEW TEXPS RAIJCERS Proeram Leneth: Fifteen minutes b (3 MUS IO: ANNOUNCER SOUND: VOICE: MORGAN: VOICE: MOP G.MI: SOUND} FADE IN THERE UP TO FULL._THFN UNDER FOR: :From out of the pa set, from the days of yesterday when the west was wild and Texas was young come the New Texas R'ngers of the twentieth century! THFhE UP TO FULLL_w3§1_rxrtaz Join us now for the thrilling new adventures of the New West withB ngc r Frank Merge n and his wise old companion, Ranger Amos Brown, as they cross the blazing hig r.ze'ays and freeways of Tom as...The New Texas Rangers! THEME UP TO FULLLpTHEN U"EPP FOR C’WM RCIAL L69 messes ) 3, mm: INSIDE OF CAB CRUISING ON HIGHWAY. Calling 8X 21W,38X ZEN. Come in, please. ...BX 2TH here, come in. Report to headquarters immediately for assignment. Roger dodger, HQ. I'm on my way. C53 QUICKLY PICVIKG UP SPEED. 139 1': C’lLU‘L 1: 11:0 Wonder what it is this time? I ;:yUJ I'll Lest ni:- ht it hmmm. run an errand for the boss again. was groceries, the night b~fore it: v.'es taking his do 3 to the vet. This is really becoming a drag. Nobody needs he New Texee Bangers anymore. We're obsolete. No more cowboys and Indians. Just the usual city crime. Ah, for those glorious days of yesteryear when a Texas Ranger would go for miles on his horse to catch he bad guys. Sigh...not any more. SOIND CAR FUELING IN TO A STOP. C R_ PC“? OP"‘S. CLOSES. EOOTSTEPS. A"Om'““ EC‘“ CTP"S CT QSES. MORGAN: Well, Frank, what is it t1fi.s time° FRANK: I don't know. The boss wants to see you in his office. He says it's important. MORGAN: I'll bet. Well, I'll see SOUND: THO KNOCKS. OFF NIL@. ”CORE IH. " EQOR OPENS. BOSS: 0h, hello, nor gen. Come in, please. I want to have you meet your new partner, hr. Amos Brown. BROWI: Hiya, bud! How's it goin'? MORGAN: Huh? Oh, ya, how do you do? BROWN: Oh, I'm fine. my dog here, Andrew Roosevelt Johnson, is fine, too._ Shake hands with Mr. Morgan, Real Andy...thet's it. He's a reel smart dog. Terrible mean. friendly. But he can be mean, too. Why, on my last... 1311(3141I': SOUND: MORGAN: BOSS: MORGAN: BOSS: MORGAN: 1M1 Uh, maybe some other time, Hr. Brown. Since you two will be on your first assignment right away, why don‘t you go out in the petrol car and wait for Frank. He'll be out shortly. I just went to have a few words with him in private. Oh sure, sure. Go right ahead. Andy and I'll go out and wait in the patrol car. Ye, won't we, Andy? Ya...see. He shook his head. He's a reel smart dog, he is. Come on; let's go. DQOR CLOSES. I don‘t get it. That guy's old enough to be my grandfather...what gives? We canlt be that deeperete, can we? } Nell, Frank. It's a new ruling passed down from higher up. t goes along with the new Banger policy of no discrimination because of old age. What? . That's right. It's in the wind across the nation. It's bound to become a law sooner or later, so the New Texas Rangers will incorporate it into Ranger policy now-«kind of a public relations prestige point, you know. ' I can't believe it. Why, how will this guy keep up? These old people are so sickly and weak. Why, he'll break down, get tired easily, or even worse become seriously ill on the job. BOSS: EOBGAN: BOSS: K O R G‘AAIQ : BOSS: MORGAN: BOSS: 11:2 You're wrong, Frank. Icu underestimate the older generation. ‘hey're e teugh lot, even though the~ don't appear to be so on the surface. Reel strong cherecter,=lihe solid steel. They've been through a lot in their lives, hese senior citizens. But it's made them strong end wise-«reel tough. If we can use their wisdom, like we went to with Amos, shy, think what it will do for people his age across the nation. A new spirit of hOpeI And Frank, this country needs that now. Ya, but... Don't worry about Amos. He's been a policeman all of his life. He knows this business better than any of us. But the New Texas Rangers aren't... Don't worry. As of today, we're taking a new course. A more active role in this area. We'll go from town to town by teams of two like you and Amos; going wherever the New Texas Rangers are needed. Our job is to help the local authorities in a new war on crime. The New Texas Rangers will do their Job. lut Amos is so old, why... He's young at heart, Frank, and acts it. That's what counts. Oh sure, he takes his medicine and has peculiarities, but he's a wise man, Morgen. You'll be surprised how nuch_you'll learn just working with him. 1&3 And tne deg? They've been working as a team, Fisnk. The 't carry a gun. dog is his enforcer. Amos doesn He just has Andy, his dog. Den't worry, Frank. You'll like them bot}. MORGAN: Well; I hope you know what you're doing. 8058: Just do your job, Frank. We're doing ours. Now, here's your first tee m assignment. You are to go to Galveston to look for a small but power- ful smuggling ring. It's a big job and may take you a long time working on it, but it will lessen the burden on the local police. Good luck, Fr ank. We'll be checking with you from time to time. IHOlG1d0.K., boss. 50 long. I hope this works out. Bess: It will, Frank. It will. , MUSI.- BRIDGE assures sonata. SOUND: onesxro seven on can AT CRUISIFG sagas. BROWN: Yes sir, I'm really glad to be back on the job again. Really makes me feel good. Do you know what I mean,=Frank? MORGAN: Oh ya, sure. Always nice to have a job. BROWN: Ya. That's what I say, too. Work and be happy. Q Of course, that doesn't mean you have to work to Le happi. Now, you take yourself, for example. Do you think driving this car to Galveston is work? “7 “Y3"? _‘t." o I} ilbf.“ o BEECH N : MORGAN : BRONX 42—. O. MORGAN: BR 014 N : MOBGON: EROHN: MORGAN: BROWN: MOBG$ 1 1:: Well,'why wouldn't it be? I'm sure not doing it for fun, and I'm being paid for it. That's what I mean and...flndy Rooseveltl...quit licking Frank's neck: Oh that's O.K., Amos. It keeps me awake. Just so he stays in the back seat is all I care. Well, he's a good police dog. He just gets playful and friendly at times, that's all. I guess all dogs are like that. Ya...I guess so. Now, where was I? Oh ya. Now, what about race drivers? Now they drive for a living, but I don't know too many that think that driving in an auto race is not fun...they like it, or they wouldn't do it. Really. Ya; sure. But like I say, you don't need to work to be happy. Now take Andy Roosevelt there. Now he is doing a variety of things as a dog riding in the back seat of a police car, and he is happy. Well, I wouldn't know. Well, now just look at 01' Andy sitting there looking out the window. No, I can't. ‘Got to watch the road. £10331! : HOE GAN S MORGAN : seem: : HORGAN : BROWN 2 MORGAN 3 BECK-1N : MOBGAH3' shown: MORGAN : BROflN: MOB GAN : BROWN : MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN : 1&5 No, no. I seen :13. watch him. Hour,- it being dork outside, you would think he wouldn’t be t 0 interested in what's going on. Not Andy. 0 He's reel smart, because hoes watching out the window of the ear in the back seat there. Check again. I think he‘s licking my neck. Oh, ya. So he is now. iell,-you see, he's got to take a break new and thens Doesn't want to strain.his mind thinking too much. Oh, I take it he‘s thinking, then? Well, that would be my estimation. You see, he's a smart dog. Why is that? Well, I think I know what he's thinking about. You do? Ya. I think he's thinking about what I'm thinking. You think he's thinking about what you’re thinking? Ia. That's what I think. Know what I think? No, what do you think? I think you're both wrong. About what? I think you're both thinking wrong. How’s that? I think that you: re thinking about what he's thinking about your thinking about his thinking. B1201“: N : MORGAN: ROWE-3 : MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BBOHN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BEIGE-IN : MORGAN : BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BECK“: N 3 MORGAN: 1% Wait a minute. You mean ycuire thinking that I‘m thinking about what he?s thinking about my thinking about his thinking? Right. You know what I think? I'm afraid to ask. Go ahead. It won't hurt. O.K., what do you think? I think we’re all thinking too much. You think so? Watch it now, I feel the boat shaking. O.K., let's drop the whole thing. I like it that way. No sense in getting Not at all. Good. all buffed up about nothing. No sir. Why, just look at Andy back there...I mean imagine him back there, Frank. He's watching out the back window. Watching all of the traffic on the freeway here. Well, I always say four eyes are better than two. Ya. And.Andy's back there doing something. I just had this car cleaned Oh no! I hepe not! inside and out: No, no. I mean he's doing something with his Just so it isn’t anything else, is all I care. Yes sir. Andy is thinking. Uh~ h. Here we go again. BROWN : MORGAN : BROWN: 'MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN : snow N : MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN : MORGAN : BROW N : EORGAN: 147 lessiree. Thinking about smuggled goods. VI here ? Oh, I would imagine in sons of these trucks we've been passing. Are you sure? Well, I think so. Watch it. Oh, now look. 01d Andy takes a good look at these trucks we pass. He knows smuggled goods would more than likely be hauled in trucks. Possibly. But the trucks we pass going our-way would be going to Galveston, not £323 it. Any trucks with contraband would probably be lggyggg Galveston, not going to it. Well, now, don't you underestimate old.Andy. How could I, he's a thinking dog's dog. Now Andy knows all the facts, see. He realizes that trucks leaving Galveston would be more likely to have contraband than ones going into Galveston. Check. Smart dog. However,... I knew this was coming. However, Andrew Roosevelt Johnson goes one step further. If he does, he'll be on my lap, now get off, you mutt! MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: 11:18 Well, he's just being friendly. New, like I was saying...Andy realises that some of the trucks we pass on this side of the road may be going to Galveston. Good reasoning there, Andy. And he knows that one of them may be going to Galveston to pick up a load of contraband. But how can he tell which one would be likely to be going to Galveston to pick up contraband? He looks the drivers in the eye as we pass. Haven't you been watching him? No, I've been keeping my eyes on the road. This car doesn't steer itself, you know. Well, he does it. I've been watching him. Well, just how does he know so well? Oh, he's been around for a good number of years now. And he's seen many a truck driver and what they're like. Well, he's licked enough of my neck so far... you'd think he were going to taste me next. Oh, Andy's a good dog. O.K., now just how does he know a truck driver is about to pick up a shipment of contraband? Well, as you know, it doesn't take a whole lot of time to pass a truck. Check. But it does take some time to approach it and go beyond it. MORGAN: BROW N : MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: 11:9 Two checks. Now, Andy, he watches how that truck is going along the road. He can tell by the way the driver steers it as we approach it, what kind of a driver he is. You mean echrience in driving? Right. He knows a real steady fellow will be more than likely be an O.K. driver. But if he's a little nervous, Andy picks up a clue and gets suSpicious. ‘ I see. Ya...And then when we pass the truck so he can look in the window at the driver, he makes his second obser'ation. O.K., and what's that? Well, if the guy smiles at Andy and looks confident and steady, he's probably O.K. What if he doesn't smile or doesn't look steady? He still may be 0.K. That's where Andy's instinct comes in. He can tell. Just by looking at the eyes. It's his review check. 0.K., then is that all? Nope. He gets his third check as we go on pagt the truck. He watches the driver's reaction after we pass him. If he wipes his forehead or gives a sigh of relief, Andy really gets suSpicious. l‘iORGfiN : BROh‘ N : MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BROWN: MORGAN: BRON 150 But there are always except one to all of those. How does... Instinct. Pure instinct. Well, what good will all his suspicions do us, Amos? Here we are driv1ng along and.Andy sees a suSpect, but he can't tell us anything. What will he do, bark or something? Nope. Andy, he's quiet about the whole thing. He doesn't jump to conclusions. He'd better not do any jumping in this car, that's for sure. (Laughs) No, he won't. Andy'll just wait until the right time. He remembers all of the suspicious drivers that we pass. Remembers their faces and their trucks. Then, if we ever see one of these fellows in person, Andy will practice his last but surest test of a suSpect. What' 8 that? ' He'll sniff him. O.K., but doesn't his system break down sometimes? Ya. Whenever we pass a meat truck, everything breaks down! (Laughs) Say, Amos. How is it that you know so much about dogs? why...I'm a New Texas Ranger: FADE? IN .CIITZIIR, UP TO FLI'T..T.., THEN UNDRR FOR: A NN OUR Chili : MUSIC: 151 Tune in again next week for ”The New Texas Raigcrs,“ as they drive across the West in a never ending struggle against crime: 0 FILE??? UP TWINE T FUEJ... THEE;ZL_I,REDRR [JED OUT _FOR_ FINAL cot‘331i31rzCIJinJ6-0 trends; 15- 022121.339...~ £1.41: U) I “The New Texas Rangers," intended as a radio comedy script for current use, depends on character humor. Frank . Morgan and Amos Brown provide a more subtle, quiet humor than that in "Chiseler's Country Store;" however, it also is to appeal to a general audience. Frank Morgan, the first character introduced in the script, plays the straight man: he Operates on a low energy level, is an efficient officer, and has a subtle sense of humor. In contrast Amos Brown plays the comic: he is old but Spry, energetic, vocal, and honestly funny. These two characters are the core of this script and of any future series from this program. The main elements of humor, besides character humor in this script are literalism, complication, exagger- ation, statement of truth, the obvious, and momentum. The conversation of Frank Morgan and.Amos Brown in the patrol car uses literalism humor.‘ For example, Amos says to look at Andy looking out the window. Amos did not mean for Frank to turn around and look; Amos was actually talking out loud to himself. When.Amos remarks, FAnd.Andy's back there doing something, ”Frank cries out in dismay, thinking the dog is making a mess in the back seat. Amos meant the dog was just thinking in the back seat. ‘ The element of humor of complication comes in one portion of the patrol car conversation between Frank and Amos. Amos makes an apparently harmless statement: “Hell, I think I know what he's thinking about." Then, Frank 153 gives him a standard, subtle cue by saying, “You do.” What follows, due to Frank's thinking he can out do Amos talking about nothing, is a simple statement being made unnecessarily complex. As the conversation progresses, Frank concludes that he is no match for Amos in nonsense chatter. tatement of truth, a little exaggeration, and the obvious combine to, again, provide subtle humor. For example, when Andy shakes Frank's hand.. It did happen and it was rather obvious (in the audience's mind), but it was a little exaggerated. In the car Andy is described in the conversation as licking Frank's neck and almost jumping into the front seat. Andy actually doing these things and the visualization of a large dog trying to jump into the front seat of a car are funny. In contrast, Ulysses, in "Chiseler's Country Store," did not significantly contribute to obvious humor. Amos describing Andy's technique of watching for trucks involved in contraband is a bit of exaggerated humor. Momentum contrast is the key humor element in this script. Frank Morgan's lines are rather slow and lethargic, contrasted to Amos Brown's energetic, wordy lines. The quickened tempo of the lines when Frank gets a little annoyed at Andy licking his neck, or in the segment on thinking what Andy thinks, are examples of humor of momentum. As in the “Chiseler Country Store" script, "The New Texas Rangers" relies on a general audience appeal. The subject of different, modern police is currently popular on television. with a theme of helping local police, 15!}. "T‘s New Texas Rangers" has the potential of being a kind of modern comedy drama with a plot similar to that of “The lone Ranger." A variety of settings, characters, and situations are possible. Amos would be the hero of senior citizens~-his age is hinted but never revealed. The comic- straight man teams like radio and television's "Dragnet“ have been successful. Also, how can a comedy show lose with a dog hero like Andrew Roosevelt Johnson? Nevertheless, one may see this script has more drama than comedy. True, but it is different, it is relevant, and it has potential. Once the characters are somewhat better established after three or more episodes, the comedy and drama may balance. Recall that character humor requires time to develop. CHAPTER IX CONCLUSION Fred Allen once forecast an ominous future for radio comedians. There was a certain type of imaginative comedy that. could be written for and performed only on radio. But DI'fi-im ...v .‘n ' £“_-IL at I; we are living in a machine age, and for the first time the comedian is being compelled...to compete with a machine...khether he knows it or not, the successful comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.3‘ He knew from eXperience the limitations of radio comedy. Allen was very fearful that the radio released such a huge number of machine-made jokes per night that it dulled the average person's responses. “Before radic,“he said, “when Will Rogers or a Peter Finley Dunne made a wisecrack, it would be quoted from one end of the country to the other and everyone repeated it for a month. Today, nobody remembers what I said on the radio last week, except some gag writers who are figuring ways to steal the jokes.”5 The rise of television ultimately brought the decline of radio comedy and the end of the Golden.Age of Radio. Advertisers left radio for the increasingly popular medium of television. It was just a common sense business move, but it marked the end of an age of radio comedians. Ed.Wynn warned: “Being a comedian is an art and not a business. It should.not be judged exclusively by } 5*Harmon, Comedians, p. 183. r 52Cahn, [113511 Piniu‘fi, p0 1650 155 business standards.3 With the decline of radio comedy 1?; mi.nent, comedy moved to television, Fred.Allen predicted: Television is 110thing like vauo eville. In vaudeville you had one act and a constantly changing audienceu-TV, like radio, is Just the opposite. You have the sagze aud_ience all the tin a, so the act must be chann.jed after eao h performance Naturally, the quality of the material gets low.77 Nor was comedian.Steve Allen entirely optimistic about comedy's future on television. TV has helped and injured the deve10pment of comedy. It has helped it by stimulating it to a prodigious growth, but the vcrys need of that growth in the long run seems to have worked to the dis drantagc of the art of convoy. The ind.ustry seems to wear many of the comics out and to cut 011 the progress-01 newcomers before they have a fair chance to develop.9 5° Today, television has almost entirely replaced radio as the broadcast medium of comedy. Television's effectiveness in this role depends on the viewer. The younger generation may have no basis of comparison. The older generation, the often ignored category on advertiser's audience surveys, has only memories of the past, realities of the present, and prayers for the future. llIn the decade of the thirties, obstinately perhaps, candor, freedom, and comic potency found their fullest representation. “59 The upsurge cannot be attributed to the technological advances of radio or talking movies alone. 561hid., p. 176. 5711mm . 5 Sins . 59Bier, firmer, p. 283. 15? a feeling of-confidcnce in national undertaking in the thirtiesu-the New Deal era followed by World War II. One would think that the postwar sense of victory, national pride and confidence, and free~world leadership would have . injected a Spirit of.new hepe, enthusiasm, and success in radio comedy and.American humor. Unfortunately, this was not the case. "An uncertainty, a deepening mood of frustration, other thralldcms and insecurities, however, in combination with internal comic exhaustions, have reduced comic gaiety and enterprise."60 The postwar mood marked the beginning decline of American humor. However, this decline, together with the waning popularity and importance of the entertain- ment medium of radio and the advancement of this new ethereal electronic receiver called television, abetted the untimely, immerited demise of the Golden Agent Radio. And gone forever are those knightly witwrights of mirth into the eternal necr0polis--wiSps of memories of ever- attentive celestials. 60Bier, humor, p. 283. SELECTE BI BLIOGBAPHY SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY BOOKS Bernouw, L?.Lk. 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