cee DIPLOMATIC LIP SERVICE Whenyousee a couple consumed in a public tiff ‘Don’t bash the oneto stroke the other I believe you get mydrift. If they ever invite you perhapsto stand as judge Listen well and listen good But make sure yourlips don’t budge. Because whentheclash is over Andthey’re professing love again Youlook like a busy-body and Lose not twofriends butten. For they’ll malign and castrate you Tag you a murderer of happiness With your big mouth and know-all ways You'll be appalled by the nastiness. So if you’re ever called upon Perhapsto stand as judge Listen well and listen good Makesure yourlips don’t budge. THE BEAST (MERCEDES600 SEL) I am the overweight monster of the road Six hundred thousand poundsoffat Six hundred notable marksof excellence. Overruling dictator of my microscopic subjects Governing the highwayin sleek splendour Dominating the fantasies of peasant headlights Dashingthe hopesof revolutionary wheels. I establish the affluent in their righteous quest for bigmanism. To the poor, Iam the symbol of class immobility. Don’t cross my path Lest I crush you to cipher with mybigfat alloys. 1 am the beast, Monster of the road. TWO WOMEN TWOBEGINNINGS Two women, Two soulmates Soldered by a commonsource. Two heart-breaks, Two dream-stakes Riverlets, driven by a similar force. Two angers, Two comforts Busting their mushy fetters to society’s flaws. Twocaresses, Two kisses A sympathetic cure for phallus-inflicted sores. Two passions, Two spouses | Bitten full-faced by unfaithfuljaws. Two chances, Two dancers Riding the meadowsona soaring horse. Tworebels, Two pebbles Making trash heap of their mothers’ laws. Twoimages, Two grimaces Listening in on phonecalls through cracks in the doors. Two promises, Two madnesses Fighting the need for thrusts in bedroom wars. Twovoices, Two choices Yearning for release from love’s clumsy claws. Two goodbyes, Two male friends Two classical, cyclical stories, a pause. Two beginnings. FLABBY TUMS The fold-laden belly is really quite fascinating. Note the advantagesof this glorious wonder. Moreeffective than any factory-born dye, It debars you from viewing that intolerable greying pubis. African Quarterly Q f |7age=er—ewaerers on the Arts dete . Boe a — 0} Vol. 2/No. 1 GLENDORA review a se Titilola belongs to the breed of emergent and young female writers in Nigeria. Born in 1974, she graduated in English at the OgunState University, - Ago Iwoyein 1995 and has enrolled for a postgraduate degree in Ibadan. These poems are selected from her very first collection of poetry, SO ALL THE TIME I WAS SITTING ON AN EGG whichis unpublished. shortstories. Sheis also an authorof unpublished Lessintricate than the horrowing buckle on your two-colour custom-madebelt, It keeps yourtrousers frorn sprawling lifeless at your ankles. More manageable than giant metallic wheels, It is proof that you areliving andliving well. as they thrust the metal doors this way andthat. II Sell me some more of that brown seedy grass that sends me two octaves higher andeases the pain in the days that swallow the weeks and sour into months. JOSHUA OLUMAYOWA A window. A windowwith silver window-sill. A window bejewelled with sapphire flowerpots that hold roses. Rare roses of baby-blue. A window. A windowwith curtains White nappy-softcurtains. A Handdrawsthecurtains, and the sun smilesin, making mylife beautiful. ETHIOPIAN ROOTS Copper dreadlocks bobbing up and down hestrolls, city to city slappinghis heels to the Roots Rasta Reggae he hearsin his head. Hechants to thelistening spirits, Jah’s emissaries. Sleeps underthe candy-seller’sstall at the bus stop, Jah’s sacred temple. Wearstailored rags, Jah’s superiorregalia Accumulates choice garbage,Jah’s consecrated icons. Rummagesthroughthe skips, Jah’s high. table. Houndsthesane, destructive Unbelievers. SONG OF THE CONFINED I Theballadofthe rusty creaking hinges that chorusesatthe corridor-mouths has gotto be a love song. For the tune reminds me of a certain kind of freedom T once dreamt up Butit’s hard to escape to thatclassical place whenthe wardenswith their gutter-deep consciences keep disrupting myfalsetto Ill Myclaustrophobic limbs scat in jazzy harmony so I sweeten the melody with notesoftired sighs for the dreams I’m drawing in musical bars on these deaf prison walls. BE ANYTHING ELSE BUT YOU MaybeI should be morelike the sea through raging tantrums and sweep away footprints like they don’t mean thing. MaybeI should be morelike a snail and bury myself in a spiral home with room only for me. MaybeI should be morelike a lioness tearing apart my prey asit stalks to steal my priceless cubs. Maybe I should be morelike the sky sitting majestically on a blue and white unicorn wonderfulto behold, sacrilegious to grasp. MaybeI should be morelike the spider and build mycastles in the crevices of another’s palace. MaybeI should be morelike a cool breeze dishing out mypeacein spurts -kiss and run MaybeI should just be anythingelse if my being human is running milk in the coconut, its source, mysterious. FROM THE TING! TING! HADES CAMP Shirtless ribs press through the cyclops lane to misery bonybare backsof children m neon pants wes Wie GLENDORA review African Quarterly on the Arts Vol. 2/No. 1 magnify italic memoirs of hunger and homelessness. Twiggy fingers scrape yellow plastic cups for the dregs of palm-full cornmeal Taut brownskin stretches over faminedfacesreflecting swollen-headed dreams. Gulleyed sockets cocoon dusty pupils recollecting histories for tales, tales that tick in the grains of hourglass tomorrows. Staggering drones tow away the buzzing bodiesof the sick and the dead are plunged in the roadside ditches so the earth can muffle the cries of Zaire’slost. FIRING SQUAD Ten brownbottles Standing in a row Each brownbottle Tied up in pretty bow Occasional guffaw _ Lip-deep laughter Flaming tears For the there-after Hearts breaking Grown men shaking ‘Mylife is being taken Andit’s my making.’ Fire...! Andall is still. KENULE, EMMANUEL Haunted andhated, Tried and tribunalized, they stole him away to the ports of our courts and hung him out at the gallows to dry. Pipe-borne tears of surrender whethis tired soul, sizzling the flames of vaingloriousinjustice. And hecried out with his last breath, ‘Spirit of Ogoni, forgive them, for they know whatthey do and doit!’ ABOUTLIFE Write a poem aboutflowers! Oftheir tenderpetals bruised by the heavy black boots of a sulking son? Okay, write a poem aboutbirds! Of the snowydove,half dead, dangling in the clawsof a falcon? Alright, write a poem aboutlove! Of sweet expectations shattered? Ofinfidelity, violence, suicide? Then write a poem about life! 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