fffU 91L a ©. ffieogj. V O L. 5. . L A N - S I N G, M I C H I G A N, T U E S D A Y, O C T O B ER 10, 1S99. N o. 5 T he Vampire. (A parody, with apologies to Kipling.) O, a woman there^was and she wrote for the press (As you or I might do). She told how to cut and fit a dress And how to stew many a savory mess, But she never had tried it herself, I guess, (Which none of her readers knew). O, the hours we've spent and the flour we've spent, And the sugar we've wasted like sand, At- the hest of a woman who never had cooked, And now we know that she never could cook And did not understand! O, a woman there was and she wrote right fair (As you and I might do). How out of a barrel to make a chair To be covered with chintz and stuffed with hair; 'Twould adorn any 'parlor and give it an air— (And we thought the tale was true). O, the days we worked and the ways we worked," To hammer and saw and tack, • In making a chair in which no one would sit, A chair in which no one could possibly sit, Without a crick in his back ! A woman there was, and she had her fun (Better than you and I). She wrote out recipes and she never tried one; She wrote about children—of course she had none; •She told us to do what she never had done, - (And never intended to tryj. And it isn't fhk toil and it isn't the spoil That brims ihe cup of disgrace; It's to follow a woman who didn't know beans,- A woman who never had cooked any beans, But. wrote and was paid to fill space. f ' A Serviceable Directory. The hand-book issued last week by the Y. M. C A. and Y. W. C. A. is one of the neatest we have seen. Besides giving information regard ing the religious work at the Col lege, it contains much miscellaneous information the College population. F or accuracy and good press work it is a model compared with the one issued last year. and directory of Crowded Shops. If the present rate of increase in the enrollment of mechanical stu dents continues another year, we shall have to ask the next legislature .to make an appropriation for new shops, or at least for additions to those now in use. The matricula tions in the mechanical course are now 63 per cent, greater in number than the they were last year and shops are crowded to such an extent is used. that every nook and corner T he benches in the wood-shop have had to be rearranged so as to crowd in six new benches; twenty new sets of bench tools.have been purchased and more are needed. T he equip ment of the mechanical drawing room has been increased by the ad ten new drawing desks, dition of and that of the drafting room by two desks. Every one of the twenty forges in the blacksmith shop is in daily use, and in the foundry there is so much to do that M. L. Cole man, of Lansing, has been employed .to assist Mr. Baker. temporarily there are the freshmen Of three sections where last year there were two and only three years ago but In the machine shops we are one. adding apparatus from time to time, Mr; Leonard having now in hand the design for a new shaper to be built by the students; but the time is limit of not far distant when space will be reached. the Botanical Club. interesting T he members of the Botanical Club rendered a good program at their last meeting. Mr. Longyear gave a very talk on mushrooms and puff-balls, exhibit ing a large number of specimens from the College collection. Many good observations were ttiade, which were of interest to the club. T h e re were over thirty-five present and an equally large attendance is desired at our meeting tonight. An excellent program has been prepared this evening, which no one interested in this subject of botany can afford to miss. w. s. p. for Work on the Women's Building Will be Rushed. W h en the advance the State Board of Agri culture opened the bids on the new two weeks dormitory for women ago in Grand Rapids, they were soon convinced that it would be im possible, owing to in price of building materials, to con struct'such a building as had been planned and keep within the limits of the legislative appropriation. T he plans were changed. A part of the north wing was cut off, Findlay brick was substituted for Cleveland brick, several other minor changes were made. T he bidders were to submit esti- mates*5?!! the revised plans. invited then and After a recess of about a week, the Board met last Tuesday night at the Hotel Downey to consider these estimates. T he bids were so close that it took several hours to come to a decision, but the contract was finally awarded at $73,000. to A. W. Monke, of Grand Rapids. T he contract as awarded provides for the construction of the building exclu sive of plumbing and electric wiring, which for by items are provided special appropriation. Mr. Monke has begun work al ready. He spent Friday at the Col lege arranging for the delivery of gravel and stone, some of which was on hand before hight, and expects to break ground foundation for today or tomorrow. He says he will rush work as rapidly as possi ble, and, if he succeeds in finishing this fall, will work the foundation all winter on the' superstructure. the Other Colleges. Albion co-eds have organized six basket-ball team's. Kalamazoo students have organ ized a golf team. Olivet expects to have a better football team than it has had since '95, when all the other teams in the M. I. A. A. were defeated. T he U. of M. claims an enroll ment of 900 in the law school. T he corner stone of the new riuSeutn building for Alma College will be laid next Friday. Prof. C. I I. Gurney becomes librarian at Hillsdale College. , M. A. C. Lost to D. A. C. T he football players that went to Detroit Saturday tell a " h a rd l u c k" story, claiming that the three touch downs made by the D. A. C. were the result of M. A. C's fumbling. Their story is corroborated by the Detroit Free Press, which says: " T he visitors were apDarently outweighed by the average of the Detroit valiants, but their team play the was better. Time after time the ' f a r m e r s' successfully worked the old revolving wedge against local players and it seldom fniled to gain them ground. T he D. A. C. the interference was wretched and team play was ragged. W e re it not for the splendid individual work the players victory of certain of the must certainly have gone visitors." to the ball to within However it may have happened, M. A. C. was defeated 16 to 6. D. A. C. kicked off to the 20-yard line, Ranney returned the ball 30 yards, M. A. C. fumbled on the next play, and D. A. C. secured the ball. W i d m a n, last year's star U. of M. half, was then sent around the end for a touchdown and R y an kicked goal. This ended the scoring for the first half. In the second half, aiier an exchange of punts, M. A. C. rushed ten yards of a touchdown when Russell fumbled, Widman secured the ball, and having a clean the ran whole distance for a touchdown. Soon after the next kick-off M. A. C. secured the ball, and with a few well executed plays pushed Smith over Russell kicked goal. T he third touchdown • for D. A. C. came within the last four minutes of play. M. A. C. was advancing the'ball rapidly when Ranney missed a pass and D. A. C. secured soon after skirted the end for his, third touchdown. the ball. Widman touchdown. for a field than W i th the exception of Russell, who is said to be smoking, eating pastry, and otherwise disregarding the rules of training, the M. A. C. players were in much better condi their apponents. After tion the first few minutes of play the latter were constantly " p l a y i ng for wind." W i d m an ( D. A. C.) was easily the star of the game. Russell run, Crosby secured one 35 yard made several good gains through the line, Baker once overtook and brought down Widman the rear and Ranney was "in the g a m e" finish. Case, Skinner from start to and M c L o u th were especially strong in defensive work, latter re peatedly breaking up D. A. C. plays. treat ment in Detroit and express the hope that a return game may be arranged with the "Deltas." T he boys report excellent from the 0. N e x t, we must defeat Kalamazoo. Curtis will be back in the line, and the four intervening days will cure at Detroit. all received time, N e xt Saturday will be the here ~the the place, " T i g e r s" for the first time. to defeat" bruises A Memorable Occasion. the sophomore-freshman last year's melee, but T he scrap afternoon. last Tuesday occurred T he date was a month earlier than that of the order of exercises was almost ex actly t he same. W h en fresh men came out from their first class- meeting they were met at the chapel steps by a delegation consisting of almost .the entire sophomore class. After an exchange of greetings and a'short informal reception, in which the members of both classes mingled freely, formed and moved with bared heads toward the 'S3 memorial fountain. the procession the chemical T he windows of College 11*111, the laboratory, steps of several trees and other points of vantage along the line of march and in the vicinity of the fountain, were joy crowded with spectators who ously welcomed our brave regulars and volunteers, among whom could be distinguished such noted figures as Admiral Dewey ( P i e r s o n ), (Jen, Wheeler, Capt. Phillips, and Hon. J. C. Burrows—all mingling to gether without regard to rank, sta- ton,-or politics. at Arrived fountain, in extending each the member of the vast throng, whether to vie official or private, seemed with every other the hospitalities of the occasion. A ll seemed to realize the truth of the adage " It is more blessed to give than-to receive," and many, over come with emotion, turned from the and fountain with wet cheeks streaming eyes. And well they might, for it was indeed an affecting love hath no man sight. seen," and few there are that are able to feel as deeply as did the re cipients of this day's favors. " S u ch In half an hour the services at tire fountain had been concluded, and various semi-military evolutions fol lowed. T he regulars and volun teers formed opposite each other, then moved together, the lines break time as they ap ing into double proached. It- looked as. though nothing could prevent a collision. T he excitement of the spectators was intense. Women screamed and men held their breath. However, just before the expected crash, the regulars divided ranks and formed ;t passageway through which the vol T he unteers passed maneuver was repeated, but this time an awful mistake was made. A p parently the volunteers to divide ranks this time, but the latter did not so understand, it. At any rate tlffe two masses of humanity crashed together with-the momenturrrof moving freight train-. A moment the two lines quivered, then the regulars were borne back f o o t ' by ward and trampled under the enthusiastic volunteers. It was a dreadful sight, but was soon over. T he wounded and bleeding were the celebration carried away, and the regulars expected unscathed. ^went on. It was nearly two o'clock before long program was concluded. the throngs happy T h en mounted their valiant leaders upon their shoulders and with shouts of gladness bore them away, tired, the While the Dales broke forth in glad acclaim And the Hills rolled back the joyful sound. T HE M. A. C. RE C O R D. " O C T O B ER I O, 1899. THE M. A. C. RECORD. same amount ment stations. to the local experi PUBLISHED W'KKKLY BV THE MIGHIGAN AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE. EDITED BY THE FACULTY, . A S S I S T ED B\" T HE S T U D E N T S. S U B S C R I P T I O NS S H O U LD BE S E KT TO T HE S EC R ET AS v, A G R I C U L T U R AL C O L L E G E, M I C H. SUBSCRIPTION*, - - 50 CENTS PER YEAR. Send money by P. 0. Money Order, Draft, or Registered Letter. Do not send stamps. Business Office with L A W R E N CE & V AN B U R EN Printing Co., 122 Ottawa Street East, Lansing, Mich. Entered as second-class matter at Lansing, Mich. For various reasons T HE M. A. C. B E C O RD is occasionally sent to those who have not sub scribed for the paper. Such persons need have no hesitation about taking the paper from the postofflce, for no charge will be made for it. The only way, however, to secure T HE R E C O RD regularly is to subscribe. T h e re are now twenty local agri cultural colleges, subordinate to the Imperial University, and t h i r ty lower agricultural schools. Short courses in agriculture and allied sciences are g i v en everywhere. These colleges and schools work hand in hand with the agricultural . associations and accomplish a great deal for the advancement of agri culture. It is just twenty years since Prof. Tamari began teaching at the Impe rial University and last April 400 of its graduates honored him with a celebration on his birthday anni versary. Our only Japanese graduate from the mechanical course, W a h ey Mat- sura '96, has also returned to his own country to help advance its educa tional interests. He is professor of mechanical engineering in the T o k yo College of Technology, and what he has to say of the institution is so clearly expressed that we quote his letter almost entire: Official Directory. —— V. M. C. A.—Regular meetings Sunday evenings at 7:00 and Thursday evenings at 6:30. C H. Parker, President. D. S. Bullock, Cor. Secretary. Y. W. C. A.—"Weekly meetings for all.ladies on the campus, Thursday evenings at 6:20, in Abbot Hall. Sunday meetings -with the Y'. M. C. A. Mable Brigham, President; Elizabeth Johns, Cor. Secretary. I KING'S DAUGHTERS—Meet alternate Wed nesdays. Mrs. C. L. Weil, Leader. Mrs. M. L. Dean, Secretary. NATURAL HISTORY' SOCIETY — Meets '. alternate Wednesday evenings at 6:30 P. M., in the Zoological Lecture Room. B. Barlows, Pres ident. W. K.. Wonders, Secretary. . BOTANICAL CLUB—Meets Tuesday evenings a: 6:30 in the Botanical Laboratory. ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥lW¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ DAVIS CLOTHING CO. RICYCLE a nd ELECTRICAL S U P P L I E S. -Also the largest Repair Shop in Lansing fully equipped with power machinery. " We pay all transportation on wheels to and from College when repairs amount to one dollar or more, Gapitol Electric Engineering Go. A IX MEATS.... May look alike to you, but there is a. very great difference in the quality we han dle and that sold by some other markets. We handle none but the very best. Like the pudding, the proof of good meats is in the eating. A, trial will convince you that you ought to trade with us. BOTH PHONES. Cartful attention giver. t'o phone orders. GOTTLIEB REUTTER. 321 Washington Ave. S. Washington Ave. South. Why Not? DIRECTORY DRY GOODS. MMONS DRY GOODS COMPANY. 5 Goods and Carpets. See ad. LANSING BUSINESS and PROFESSIONAL MEN^-A FURNISHING GOODS. \LGIN MIFFLIN.—Ladies' and Gentle / Furnishing Goods, See ad. The names in this Directory, as well as those of all our other advertisers, are of reli able parties. We hope that the faculty and students will take pains to patronize those who patronize us. I BARBERS. FURNITURE DEALERS. J. A B: M. BUCK.—Furniture. Cor. Wash ington Avenue and Ionia Stret t. See ad." GROCERS. R B. SHANK & CO., 200 Washington Ave. The leading grocers. Both phones. D:i delivery to the college. /' J II. WOOD—Barber. 106 Michigan Avenue E. College work especially solicited. BOOKS AND STATIONERY. HACK AND BAGGAGE LINES. M A. C. STUDENTS—Don't forget W.' PORTEH, the Hack and Liveryman. -Rub tires a specialty. 300 Capitol Ave. S. Both Pho: H. J AN'MVG B O O K A V D P A P ER CO, Waters , \j man and Sterling: Fountain Pens, Stationery, Pictures, Frames, Wall Paper. 120 Wash. Ave. -N-. CITY BOOK- STORE. Fountain Pens. Drafting /Tools, Stntionerv, Cards. E"er;ived, Pictures aruj Picture Framing-. Tennis, Football and Base ball goods. Crotty Bros., 20(1 Wash. Ave. X, HARDWARE, STOVES AND TINWARE. N ORTON'S HARDWARE—General Hardware, Stoves, Tinware, Graniteware, Cutlery, etc. I ll Washington Ave. South. See ad. HOTELS. BOOTS AND SHOES. ( ^ D. WOODBURY.—Boots and Shoes. We j shoe the students. See ad. '.•}./ BICYCLES. GEO. H. RICHMOND. Pierce Cycles. Full line of sundries. Repairing and renting at reasonable rates. 200 N. Washington Ave. CLOTHING. _j Hats and Caps. 112 Washington Ave. North. I OUIS BECK.—Clothier. Gents' Furnishings, A E. DAVIS.—Clothing and Gentlemen's Fur nishings. See ad. THE N EW GRAND—R. M. Renner. Proprie tor. Special rates to students. Washington ' i Avenue S. - " • : INSURANCE. THE DYER-JENISON-BARRY CO.. LTD.. ^Incorporated) 108 Mich. Ave. West. All Binds of tne'best insurance. Strongest agency in city,; JEWELERS. : P. RICHMOND—Watchmaker, Jeweler and Engraver. 200-202 Washington Avenue N. - , B LAUNDRIES. T HE VAXGORDER PALACE LAUNDRY. Col lege agents, C. II. Hilron, 97 Wells; frving Gingrich, 47 Williams. S. P. Lantz, Prop. CROCKERY AND GLASSWARE. LUMBER DEALERS. D o n 't y ou t h i nk it p a ys to b uy y o ur D r u gs at C ut R a t es ? Y ou save m o n ey a nd the increased volume of business pays us. T RY I T. ALSDORF & SON, CUT RATE DRUGGISTS and PHOTOGRAPHIC SUPPLIES CHAS. A. PIELLA, D E A L ER IN DIAMONDS. WATCHES. JEWELRY, Clocks, Silverware, Art Goods. .121 Washington Ave. N., LANSING, MICH. Employes of M. A. C_ Desiring to build should not purchase their material be. fore consulting with H. LARNED.—China, Glass and Lamps. 105 Washington Ave. S. H DENTISTS. W. MORSE, D. D. S. R Hollister Block, Room 517. Hiram Rikerd, Lansing, Mich. R. DAWLEY, M. D , D. D. S. Office over Postal Telegraph Co., Michigan ^ind Washing- D DEPARTMENT STORE. Lumber of all kinds. Interior Finishing a specialty. PRICES RIGHT. Office and factory, Mill St. Both Phones. D ONSEREAUX'S DEPARTMENT STORE is the place to trade. You can get a warm lunch in our cafe for 10c. DRUGGISTS. Ave. S. See ad. 102 Washington Ave. N. 335 Washington AL S D O R F* SON—The Druggists. Two stores, C J. ROUSER—Capital Drug Store. 123 Wash ington Avenue South. • H W. RIKERD.—Lumber Dealer. Mill Street See ad, * MERCHANT TAILORS. trade solicited. Opposite Hotel Downey, North. WOODBURY & S A V A G i ^ F a i w l S u^ J OHN HERRMANN'S SONS. Fine-Tailoring. 218 Washington Avenue N. OCULISTS. J OSEPH FOSTER, M. D.—Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Hours 9 to 12 A. M. City National Bank Building, Lansing, PHYSICIANS. A D. HAGADORN, M. D.—Office hours, 11 to 12 A. M., 2 to 4 and 7 to 8 P. M. Office at 212 Washington Avenue S.; home 419 Seymour St. RESTAURANTS. GILBERT M. HASTY.—Proprietor Hasty's Gem Lunch. Best meals and lunches in the city. Quiet place for ladies. 113 Wash. Ave. S..