The M. A. C. RECORD. MICHIGAN STATE AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE. VOL. 16. };.AST LL"SL"G. :lIIC HIG.\S. TLJ&;IM Y. ,1 r~I:: 20. 1911. lSo. 89 COMMENCEMENT . The fifl'"-third commcncement hils psssed,"and ' 128 yo ung men and wome n have go ne O ll t from l\I. A. C . to lake upon themselves the ac live b urde lls of life. Thi s is the larges t cl ass in the history o f the ill!.litution, and witho ut do ub t olle of the H r v best p repared for wo rk, if what they have accompl ished call be taken :IS a c ri terion of what we may expect. The program on T ucsdllY passed off very pleasantly. Dr. J a mes K. Patle rson, of Kc ntut"ky, WI15 the speake r of the day. ami ga\'c 3. brief s umnwr yo f events ~lll rin g th e past 70 yea rs s howing the rap id ach alice of Am e r ica :llong var iOIiS lines. A few extracts of his address arc p rin t ed ill allo the ... .:olu llll1_ I'>rof. A.J. Cla ... k was in cl1:l rg~ of the music 011 this occasion. alld g:reat credit is due both himself :md his o ... ches tra for the splendid nUIn' he ... s 011 the p ",oK ... am. R e\·. Geor;re Hatfield. of the Pi l. grim Cou:;:- regational ch urch, ;:"vc the invocation. Following" lhe add rcs,., Prcsident S nyde r, on bchal f of the fac ul1y, con fe r ... ed the de!!; ... cc o f l.hchelor of Science upon the followiug mem · be ... s o f the c1as.s o f 1911 : II,\I.:IIRI.OI: 0 ' : "CI£ :.. C t:. ! .... r h-IlUural >:",dll" ("~ IIr,' d."IICn "''',1 by U, t:"ICI ''''''rln l< loy t. /1o",,' .:«I"o"'I~' by 10. and .·or ... ~ry by f. Anderson. Oour Gu ..... Vf. a Appbn. John W~nnf!:' .• Arm!"""g. Em" .. on Allen .• B .. I>«>o:k. L~onidaJ Em,If!:. a BaJc~ •. Harry Lee. / B.ldw,n. Eme~ Wood " Bates. Flot .. I.. 11 Bord. Mattor,e Ida. " Blull. John Augu", " BosUf' Herberl a Bud. Mau,,«c M .. , CaJ~11. E~1. 1I urpcnl" •. Dw,ght Clark. a unf!:'. Huberl Maroon. , Cha'n~rla,,,. Edn .. M.. 11 Clark. Willard B" I ... , Cky"l ... nd. 011 V". Hf!:diU. , CI,zbf!:, Ivan John, , Colhnllwaod Go:org" H .. rrrs, I Cortr,ghl. Ion John./ CraM. U. S .. a Curtrn. etarln Dw,gtl1. , Da,.n.vn Frank CI""'f!: land. Q Dd(on'lli- Jacob. I Dewey. ~oraf!: Wilf,am. II D,mm,ck.. Gu..rdon L ./ Dodg~ H ckn EI,zabt-th. Ir Durh,~ H crbn-. Imlah. , Edward,. p., .. y Charln ... E,chek. H"l~n M,...;~. ~ Ell,s. Ikn Charl"i. I Fehon. Wonif .. ,d Ed>t:I." Franc~ lame! Glf!:1ln. Q Fruer. Ehzaberh "",n,c. Ir Fr~y. Ctw-Iu N ,. a Frull&- "Ibo:rt. / G,bbs, Floyd J. , Q GoockIJ, Zrlon CaIVl..,/ Gr«nlcaf. Myndr~, Charlu. t Hamilton. Charlu "ndr~. , H .. ys. James Grant. !r •. Q Henrickson, Alfred, a H ewin. Nina s.:11~ h H ilton. HubrT ~I .. nd./ Holdowonh. Robo:" Powell, / Hookway. Willi.m .• l1ano. "r .. o. a J"ffrry AI,e.: Eliubeth. Jr J_II. Eloon l""",s. " JohnfOl"l. 01" Hukon. t Jones. CIrfIOf'l CI~ men'." K ... y. Tracy How.rd. " K edz,~ Malll .. r"t Adf!:lIa. 11 Ke,rh. Ek .. W,lham. a K, mmel. Z"U .. M.t>entzer, M. S. McCarmy. T ,machy J., M. S. BulJod<. D,Uman 5., M. Arr. EUSlac.:. Harry Jothua. M. HOr/. Green. Edward Clarence. M. Hort. Balcer. }an.... Fred. M . Fo,.. Robson, Allxtl Norvin. M. Fo,.. Alger. Archie Rud. C. E. H tbblewhite. Gilbf!:tl W .. lter, C. E. The college excursions _"-ugust 2 1- 2 5. • • CLASS DAY EXERCISES. BATTALION REVIEW. Th e cxe ... ciscs on )I o nda\ after , noon included olle of the n;: ... y best programs ever g-in!n hy a g nduat. ing- class. P resident \\' alk"r's add ress W:lS a splendid expression of the :Lpp rel·i. a\iml of Ihe cnti re cbs:'! for what had been llolle ill Iheir inlcn:"ts. \V hile the husiness of the c1:t~s had been to st Udy SCiCIlCC, the g ... catest "cience of ,Ill was that of livill}!" :.111.1 dealing wilh men-the thing which the dcp:l ... tin}!" class must pUI into practice. As the class. prophcc~ ~a\C !oIO much Ilf Il CWS conccrning thl' class liVe yei. rs hence, we haH puh1ishc<1 same in full elsewh('n:: . The Aurorc all Quartette. alw:Wl> popular, Was ret'civell with ('nthu~i­ asm. E. C. L imlo.:m'Hln was a"sil,;"ned t hc da:is poem. and divided hi. production in four sOllllet"-la~inl! the student as he enter" college :.1\d dosing with \\ hal the \\ orl.1 expccts of him. To Edna Ch:tmherlain \\ as gil e ll Ihe dUly of rc\icwin~ tILL' histor_, of Ihe class. Shc spuke of the many itLLlO\' atio1L:;S inauguraled. of Ih\: \i(" tories ill cl:I,>S rushes, Ihc lirst har· thc SdCCl ioll of cJas~ hcnle, :lI1l[ C:lpS. T he glorious J JI op. \\'01· verine, Cap ~ight, c~tahlishll1t:nt of the //Qkad on :. weeklv ha-iis. and last and bt'st of all tTIL'ltIo ... i::.1 in:.u}.:u ... atet! fo ... tho"c of tht:ir j,Un] he r who had fa llen askcp. [t \\ a .. a splendill rc\ ic\\" :lIld proved Ih:1I tIll" da,;s had hn'n a unit du ... ing" !h ei r ('ol1cge cou rs .... th".: The c!:t~s sonl', mll"i.; and 1\ lJrd" composed hy A[icc Jdfery, W:lS sun):;" by the entire ChlS~, :tlld II a~ full of lo),alty for )1. .\. C. :md d:ttis tics Hnd frieml"hip. The d:ls:s will, an excdl~nt p:lpL'r by Guy :->mlth. dispo,;ell uf the \'11111:.hle ;.:-ift;; :1.\ thc C(He :Iolr. A. :Io1 l' \'illic, 'LO. and lown. ~I i ... Lillian Kendall ;1Ilendl·d Ihe \\c,ldi ng'. .\IHloull<·emelll i., m:lde of th..: l1larri'ig-o: .)f Dr. T ho~. 11. :Iold!at· ton. ·OJ. 1(, ~Ii~" ~Iari Eli"l I.LhtnH 011 .I l1l1~· II, l'tLlvc r ~it) of i;clJ rJ.,:"in l":I1"Pll~, .\thclls. G:I. Gl'orJ.,:"e A. Hrown, 'OJ, \\ith ou .. dl·ll.irtOlctlt nf -;. :1111\ ~lis!; \\hell Ro,:- )1. A. C ... irl . ) Ian' B:tke ... , al"" :1lL ~I i,,!-o Baker is a will he 11l;lrrie:'-""". ~:"~l I~' ''- 11nll.'. M lcll. Ad'lr.· .... II """trlhuU" "" I" \Ilt' "''''''"KlnK ~:(II!"r. lte , n't hy I'. n. ,\I ",, " J' ',rd" • . nrart or fWl,(1~1.·n ... ' I.Ht.'r. '''' 'lOt H.'ud HL ''''''~'' H\l.h, . ·"~ om~.· wllh l~".·r" nt" ,\: Vn" H un'" l'rlnUIlK I I" .. ~ l lI-~l~ .;."".1 An', :S" .. U.n~I"". ~1 1<·h. TU ESDAY, JUNE 20, 1911. THE SENIORS. Till' hl';,!"illlliug" of rh~ fl'.~I;vilil'''i f,)r till' wn' k "PL"rll"I till ";'jl lIig-ht, whcl!, ill hOIll,r of Ill,· d:I-.", "Ill'n'h..:", \\ cr.., l1l:,uk. SOlt;..:" :'tlll;'::. \'dh. \'eIlCII, (lff. :Hld - 11,,· -h"vk~ lin.:\\'nrk" ... <"1 wc.-r~· burrwtl. \\ a., "tud~'111 lIig ht .t ).:re.,teT "'l<"'e~'" th:!n liP"" Ihi" ",·~·;, .. i"". ;\' eq'r 1,.,f"H· - p'~'lIi, dillrll'r In fopile IIf dUII,I., \\"';,'h~'r, a1'''1l1 r ~5 o;cZli',,-,.,;l,,d Ih~'ir f riclld~ cllj\lyed :-;;l1l1rd:,y .. llIzw 17, al I'ine I.;,kc. \1:'.., "'crlc.l, ;md .'\ \I,'rc al haml for pll'I"Y ()f I",at ... \lho ,'" red 10 r,,". thl,,,e \!l1 ~ic alld .Irjl;~1 ,·I" ... ~ ; "Il \1011_ ,by \\' ,'n' e nj,,),'d b.1 a 1;l rg,· IHIIII her,-,f n.lle:.;e p""I"c :!tId fri"lId" of lhe sen ,or", :Il,tl "II,·cl.\ Illc da ... " I'lay wel1 fed I'n,'111 "f '111~ la ... 1 pr";.:ralll \\'e ('nrried Oil' "U wish il wen' p,,~siblt- to pul;'i~h Ibe SH llIl' in full. ... ucn·""fll II 1'. ;.il)rth \\·,,~hin;.:I "" , Oil aeCHlHlt .. f Ihc 'k-nlh uf .'.11'". Snyder's lII()lh~·r. \ I r". C. I-:. \lif I'a, nill, of th e pre" ide tl' 's recel"i'''1 II :IS held :It Ihe \ VUtlWII'S buildill;': 011 \ 1011· d:ly el·ellillg' . A l:ir~e 1I11",I)<:r of paren ts alll! fri e nds uf t be ~en itl rs ucc" ",ion. 011 w c ro:~ prelSelll T he president and I· icc presidcll t o f the clasi:I, j\'l iss M c NllughlOlI, were ;~mon g- Ihose in i\'ir. W:l lker ;tlld Illili Ihe r('cci l'in~ line. Refreshmen ls were se r ved in Ihe p r ivate (Ii uin g r ooll1 and hall 011 the Set'olld {~oor . A Ih r ee· piece u r ehcslr:! fl1rtli shcd mu si,' fur the e\enill],{. Comn,ellel'lllellt 01 1 '1'lIe,.,t!:I\ w e r c w,·l1 all c lHled and rhoroll,ihly cnjo.,'c,]. All oulllnl- of S:lIne is l"u bli ... he,1 d"ewilere. eXl'rCI":CS Th,' !;e llio r lundlCol\ i'llll,etii"lcly follo\l'i ll],{ the ('O Il '"1el1l'C II1 (-llt ,"x c;. ill Ihe \\' ",."cn's ci"c" lIa~ ;.:i"·11 ,md clo""d Ihl' "'c rics of II\Ji l,'i n ~' , ,;clli"r hIHCli"Il". II'l' .-I""e u{ thc 11111..111'''11 , ]'re". SlIylk r , :1('11";..:;' a,.: 1Il:l .~ l lI la"'c r , til{' {"I!owill;.:' person,; l': ~ lkd u]lon f"r infurlll;d "" ' '''I~: AI Ur. C . ]':. lIessl·\' . of Ilw .-) ;I S" o f '(,')' a " n'l'r,:~clllill~ 1\ 1. .\. C. ill Ihc l'arll' ,bl~. ;':;1\" a ~\llt-lIdi,' t;llk. IL C.'Lilldc·"l;II1". 'II . rq)reSclll ill:': Ihe c"lle:.:.: al .he prCSc'lll lilllC, !h"lI~b 11tl;1,, :lre Iha, tiC \\:1>; 10 1,c tl,c (1('c" .. ioll. ,'allt-d 111""', ru",' I" alld "'p"kl' :1:, UII!Y .. Lllldy" ,';11 1 sIK· ak . 11I,1,,/: 'S; , repre· (",J)ill"Wo"d. "1';1\(.,1 Ihe ;.:r;I(I~;UI·'" of .he '~IJ'~, .tI,,! .IIII~ wdd"d Ihc ",hcr III''' ,·x_ Ir~·IIIC". I) r. !'alkr""11 \I,h edled "PI", fur :I f~'w re llmrk", allli "hollel l " .. III': flf Ihl' li r e '1i,,1 (:lIlhll"ia-;1II "f 'I' ll,· III"d,,'"'' \\';,'" " "\"~I \'olilh . ~Ilj"v"bk- fe:,lIln' of Ih,' 1''' "'"Il'II,'C- IIll·"i fc"li,,;ti es . • .\1111 II'f};!1 t:1I1 WI; lIlun ~ al': Ihe ,'lfIIHIlCI!(T 1',·,,,,'11' l"k~'11 ,,~ :1 ",link- IlWIII III Ihe \'11111Ie,l ".\ 1~IU­ ")10," deli",:red j're . .,I, It-", Ellieril"~ 1:1111c" K. j''''Il'r''''Il, "f Ih ... L' lIil't';"il\ or h:,·IIIlICI,I'. he Il('. ~" 'II\Jlli",el;l:lry r d g: UI \\ill. ",,,;, ~, ... Ihc illlclli:':l'IIt'L' and ~'II­ ,'1'ellQ'" terllri",' "f 1\lil·h i:.:all fot",,!ill:,: :11,,1 "lIdO/will;'::1I :111 "ark ,ble the L' lIin:r .. ily uf i\l i, ·hi:.::m, :;,111 ill 1~5i 11ll' .\;,:-,·il'llhllrall'ui!q:l·, :u ,' c.i:olill:,: Ilw pa,."a;.:c ll f Ihe .\l"rrill .\, I I,,· lilT II. Ilie 1',,\<:,,'1 illilllelll'C l':>O~'rl",1 111""1 d.I""i . \.:<1 :I,ul indlistri~1 e,llIc·"tl"lI Illr"";.:·I,_ "III Ihe wc· .. 1 a"d lIl.rlh" e,,1 I,,. Ihe ... e t\\" h,,",II-..iIlHilliliun., ,.f k-;' rr lill;':~ .'.1,·lIli.,1I wa ~ m:"lc "f Ilw 'J'nms " , I:lllli,' leit;.:ra!,h, "",I of Ih,' 'kl'l "f ;..:;ralil'I<\c IIhid! Ib,· ""1'1,1 O\\\·~ \\'. l--i"ld .,) the 1110 ""'11, ('I'r" .. atld ' l'h"IlI:!" Ilr:l"~c\', for Ihi~ ;': ",":ll Ir ill"'pll "f ..1," tr ica l "lIgllleeTlIIg' _-.;l; ill. Ill' rdcrn:d le:,r". .\11'. The "IK'a kl'r relt-rn·d I" the pllh_ [)a r wi" pnic .. ," ;md "f Ih ... ap prdlell"iwi \\'i\h \I h idl il II :," fir:~ t f" ... ·i lnL The l':l"~;I).!:C IIf I!l\' ;\ l lO r rill Act ill I~('.! f" rl lIed Ill,· II;''' I ~ " f a IICW cl'od, ill ir"ILI"lri:ti ,·dLletti"u. lime hal'e ·'T h,· nJll"~'pl i ulI lO f SCII:.I ,,,· :-" Io r _ ril ;m,[ hi~ n~ lIurkcr", \1;1" a la r~e :mil cCl mp r chcnsivc olle. ;mol in il", dl'\' eI1l\>11I"llt 1:tr:.:er :1IIt! 1II0re CU ,'I· prehellsh' e .h a n he or IIJl'\' nlt dd at Ih:1\ l'1I.i..:ip:;led. No Sl'riUllS ..ffu rt w as lIIad e hv all\' o f Ihe S\;ltes 10 l· ilal i:f.C .he sdleille-and establish the col1eg-cs p rovlde{1 fo r unde r the :!\'l ulllil after Ihe close of the w:lr. T heil th c scrip " as iss u ed by the gOl'ernlllent and gil'e ll to thc ,.,1111 1c:lrll I;O '"par:llil,·I., \\'1)1I1t1 1I"l1e of il. s tal cs, to w o r k out Ihe prohlems in volvcl1 as hest Ihey co uld. T he co nce plions of what fill ag-ri c ul1l1ral ,'olle:.:c oll).:'h. to e mbrace :lIld \\'1I:lt it ou:.:h l to he were \ a:.::ue an d neh· ulous in \\, hy ex _ t he ~.~lreole. pend 1II0llCY \0 k:ldl f:un,ers' :,ons how I" so w " nd pltJw and re"p, 10 ;.: rU,·ielilili .. a:.:rinoh,," - I,·(I tidll" rcd"illled :o"d 111:111 (' 1'1' .. .1",. til-c: .h .. farm :11,,1 !h,· lfrdlard :11,,1 tilt' ;.ranh-II. H"c k" alill ha,b, :111.1 Ihe c':! 1I1e "P"II;t Iholl,,;,",1 hill ... , "II 1I11;le III I~· ... ,ifl 111;":;- t" Ih.· " C'II\'II"'1I1 re~lIll" of Ih,· IICW .. d,,,'aliol1. ill e rc:o~ed relllrn" ,'01" 111 .... III "II ,k"",rl:-; IIl:IIle :",,1 ill : .. ,,1 I"",,,rd .. \I a ... rl'f'.'I',·II('" ,,,loire',,,, th.: Furt/wr ,·10 .. ,· "f . h ... tIl,,,I,' ,,, Ihe w,.rl. d'lIIe by Ih c' \I i,·hi;.:"" !\;..:;-ric ulllirall'III"';':c·, ",,,I tlw ),! r ":I\ l],rou;.:-1I ,h ... In thll'tln' l'H'rlcd 1,.\· il H I ~'II whom lill' In ',,"d g r:"' t \" ,1. n t\\ I)' k"'e". ":'\ 1111 II I CtIll\'lu"iIJIl 1 ill' follo w ill;.:' '1l1ula.ioll frolll Ill,· "ddrc"" ""') be IIIHl·d : t·sl"bli ... h\·d fllrn i,.:l1l'd il "!\'HI IlOw 1111' h r ie f n'lro~I)('cl i .. d o sed . \I:tr l' l·j,:: h"ve hee ll :II:C,,,II Ihe 1:t1'1 iih)' Yl·a r s . plishell withi " \V bal will Ibe rdro.~pecl o f t he nexl h:llf eelllll r)' r .'I·e:t!: No hUni all h~' ill],{ C:III anl ic ipale. ],ul o f Ihis w e may resl a ssu rcd 'Eye halh Ilot seen , II n r ,'ar heard, lleilhc'r halh it elltered into Ihe hell rl of mall to \\,e:,llh of ('o tl CC lve " kllowlcd;.:-e ;lc hit'I'clIlenl which th e cl' er · e lll :tr).:il1~ rC l'cl:uioll of naturc and o f God wi ll t hell {lis d ose." in/illite ,lIld th e o f ____ _o __ . . . _____________ __ BACCALAUREATE. A F~w E xlracts from Dr. Wi sha.rls's AddfC~. The tIlI l)' of Ih ... "dIlC:!led Ihe t'O'UIIIIII1III' Ill:'" IS " o r WOJllall In !,;lIhjel'l Ihat de~e rl'C'; iu!)re s" r ioll s "It,-,utioll IlwlI il r" ,'..:i"e'" indil'idu:d i" elld"'H'd \I it b c:'p;,c'i ly (or cl!iciell<'\ fur p,· • .,.,m:ll proli I so ld y. :\' 0 ' 111 :1) II",ir c'mJlI ~ ,)' !\ " ,(ri,·;111 II is ha rdly worlh whill' f ", ,,illl:lill,, .:"Ilq,:-e f"r II", Ir"ll1ill;..:;'l,f il": )'ulllh" su Ihcy ,.kill awl klluw ledge ii, Ihe pllr~lIil o f "dlis h l'I,,1,.:. ]-:\'erl' 1;"III'II11"ill' 'll·c,1" 1;,,1;., III~' II"!";.'li, ~l' r \'i,'C" ,;f ItI,III",'rial :,"d il .. c'du, '"",;' '·!;t .... l·". p"lil i,';d Ii fc' .. II ff,·r .. I ',"':1' I",' ,.f sd h~1t indil "Iu;di~",. T o" 111:111.' "''I);Jhk, e',,"':,:, Ii, ill (Ill I' ,· .. Ill';.:,: .... 1", .. lpllll(· ""rI'i"l' i,l t ht: e', 11"""" r au."'· of Ihe 1"II.li, "dbr" ul ltil Ih .. ~ h:l'" ":oli~liell Iwr,,":I,,1 "",',ili, ... ... Thc) 11111 .. dq,rile ~., ,iell "f ,;dll " ]'!c ~"rli,"'~ :",,1 fail I" adlic'\~':1 ~\''''''ll'lrl,.al ,lIar:It'I\'r. ,uell, ,·dIlC:II,·.) '''"U;..' ;111<1 ),;11'" l'rI'''11 11''' " ''',1 1·"'''lIll1l1ilil·'' rllf:d alike need I h~' k,,,I'·I· .. h;p "f .. .!u· 1)"1 ", " ' r:w\, ":lll'oI 1I1~'I' :(flO I \I' '111,'1 1. 1,,;_ l1lu ,.,1 prol ,., II,'IIIS ill I, II .. iJlc·~", :111' I pol'l !Cal ... ,II.)i.i"" .. of a I',T''':IIWII' :In.! ~1I1o_ I.,,-.,-l'i,' 11 ' 1""1 ··1, t:,"li::,,,'' ''',, r';r !,II),li ... edlll·:lli"". kllOIl 1, ',lg" 0111.1 Iii,· I:lrid.' ,jf ,·(fl"·' l i ,l' ";':,·lIei,·~,,, ~ati ... h OIl"III:ll hllil !,!l'r ;or,· Ihe 1I 1.,n..! ,,(,,"r 1"11,'. i ..... ,1 Th" r l' ill~ whidl ",~·II; .. hl"·~" . i" :UII'II'c'r 1" '0/ of ''':II'y ... " r apidl\ 'n,,;1 \Il'rl' k"olll,·,I;.:'·. i,I":lr~ ~," i;tI I,eil';': n·tl,,,,'(',1 ..... '~I"'r.IIW'·. ;~ ulI,,,ltlr,,lkd hI hi .. ), 111(11':01 alld a '·IJJI .. ~·,·ral-"'! ,,;11. i ... a hit" lr.",,'~' lIO.t "Iwl" , •• o;,,,'i,·I_,. "E "'r)lhil';': II, :..' ,,:,'1 ... fr"e ''''r illll'lli!'!""'e \1;111 - i .. f:. lal." ,I-. .. df·, ",,11'0.1 Ollil ;.:il ill!,! T c.-ll1li,:l1 Irallling;n :1:.:rinll'lIl-. o r I',.,.f,·~_ ~iulI;l1 lm'\1 Inl;..:;,· :IIT " .. ! ~1I11i,·i'·1I1 ""' II ark ... :,'.!:oi"", • Il· .. 1 rll,'1 i I C "." 1:11 f"r"l· ~ . . \ I! tn ,c e,hl,'all"11 ItII. oI",~ ;, "ali .. f:!l"Lr~ Ihnl r ., "f Ih~· ~I:,:',ili_ .\I"n,1 :111.1 J!"rp"",' "f lik. "::IIIt·l' f" r,'"" :or,' Ihe lilal f;"",r .. I" lIl.!i. ,i.1 ye:tr's le:llli arc \'x~'eptioll~ll)' Iori;.:ht, a,. more th:1Il h:llf of Ihe S\1I1:1I1 will he h:lek, ant i Ilwre i~ a Iltr;.:-e IIlIlIIher \(. of prosfM:et5 011 Ihe w:lilill~ li .. , lake Ihe places of tho~e wlHl will lIul return. T he hoanl of ,'onl rol have awa rdctl I:! the I'Ia),l·rs IIH)IIo;.! r:lIllS, llarvey b~·illJ.:' lh..., choice for e:l plall! o f ne xI ye: lr's w:ir r lOrs: followiu ;.: :-'le<':;lrthy, Cortrighl, H.og-;.!~·, Busdl, D:n'/son , Il ar vey, (; or~'nnn, (jri;,:-gs, Dexig-e, ~ I o;.!g-e, Baker :!!HI InOllog-rams were Slll·" eer. T r:u.:k aw;mk ... 1 \0 C"pL Tillo1soll. f; ~·it., Oa),. Blue, II ill, Lord, :11111 Friar. '06. \V e :! r e inde bted 10 \Y. Neil"on for thc fo llowing' com:crnin g- t he r e· cc nt dc:nh of l\lr. l\ l a rkh am, {If Clcveland: ,,~. A. !I·!.Irkham, class of '06, died :It Sucz. Eg- ypl , lI.,hy '!iJ. I h ; had been in the 'g'O\'c rll lllclil empluy in the P . L for four years, :lIId wa ... 0 11 his way hOll1c on hi~ ' ·:lc:lliol1. Ill' W:I!! l;ikc n sick with appel\{li~'ilis on cnteri ng the port of AllcJI, and hill (;:Ise ""ilS ag'~r;lvalet! by :I rou",h l\1 ),ers, '07, of llart, sell. MidI., was wi th him. l\,lr. l\1 ..... k· hum d ied afte r an opcration ill the g:o\'c r nmCII I hospital, at ~U t'Z, <1!l(1 wus bu r icd in th e Prolestant ceme· tery at Suez. J. L. T he opening of the festivities o n T hursd in filII ... \\in~. \\..... l'et e B:Uleroh llIa!>ter of eerelllllnie~. ami pro\ cd himself ":<1"011 1\1 Ihe (l{.·caiioll. I ii,. hacc,· enIIiUlell('e,nel1t I"ure:ote :lthlr~'~s,:l fllnd I) f !ill)ri e ... ;11111 lIIueh rc:ul)' wil were fe;ltllre S whid. kepI !h ill;.!s li\ely. senl1tlI', (i . ),!:llherill;':, ;lI1d \ 'l' rlle Braw' h, presiilen t "f 11ll' jWlior d:iss, ('XklldC'd Ih .. · ;: reet· in;.:-s of th e d""",lol,1 of tile pur pose IIr~e,J till' "f tht a cullc),!e aff;lir f:.rt tll:11 thi~ \\'" :01111 .\tI1 simply a ,' b~s delllllllslr:l' liou_ II~' p .. iJ allil',,',-,"npliltlelll 10 Ihe s l'niur \"I 3s", lIIellllllllillJ,! Ihe im tr:hlilion!!l ill:lII;.:uraletl, ami pOrl.1I1! the perf~'lt harlllllll), whirh :lIs" had exi"ted Ihr g-rectillJ.,:'s, t raditions :111..1 fare\\dl,.. . • \ " presi. ,lellt of his da;, ... it II liS hi" dill I' 10 pre!i"'111 to Ihe juni"r "[;,,..., Ihe Il:w. IIer whkh Ii" ... l'a rdllll ) g-1I:l rded Ihe PHst )(':Ir hy Ihl' Ollt· ~oin.;.:- l'I:."S. It. J. Te llk'iliohy, presi,k' I II'~'let'l, in:l 1I .. 'al "'llCe,h n 'cl'i le,llhe h:I1H11' r fur his ..!:oss. ;md pkd),!c,1 his l'bss to uphold Ihe Ir:tolitiuH:. inallg'u r:t1l',1 Ily Ihe ;,.:-r:hl u:llillg da~~, :Inll to keep the u:lI1l1er a..; !ipOI !c";~ II'! it has loeen re.-ei\'c,l . lIuri es. ill ill SOlel1l11 Ihe sellinr It l·presl'lltl. ti\l·" I)f I he ':lrioIiS ,Ie· class p" r lmclIl<; 1I1:tr.-hed pr(){'es~ioll ,·oll ... i~ucd Ihe arouml the fire alBl hooks to the II:tlIlCS, Ihus si),!nifyinJ..t a l·nmpletillil. AI the cl'lse of Ihe ceremony th c freshmeil :HIII preps., ;tfter :I s peclanllar dall Le around the lire, lilli~hed hy humin,\{ caps, al1ll IhllS compkti llg- the yellr of ';;e n 'i· 11I(le. Ihe c \· cn inK. T he pro;.!r:1I1I W:'IS a I I C II d c d throu).!hout hy II m ost heauti ful.lis· pl;ty of fi reworks, milliaturc diri~i_ hies bcill~ sent up at illter\'nls du r o is eSlim aled ing- that more than 3,000 p eo ple wil· th e e\'enill;.!5 perfo rma nce. lI esse.1 Ca p lIi}! ht - s lipplanlillg the old lilllc lIig-ht s hirt pllr:ldc-is one of the trad itions which has evid e ntl y COIllC to stay. It ~cc"e : Teache r 's cutin;.! a s&oolroom. hlo,:-\, Y . illlli· lksk. - P);,,'e: Bllr Ellter the te:h:her, prillL alld he· cuming gray.h ead ~d. ~il1J..s wilh :1 si~h illl0 her l'hair "ehiml th e desk :llld exdaillls ; :-;hl' .. \\'ell, :lI1othe r day is J.:'oue~ \rh:lt ailed tho~e youll).!slt:rs I\>d:.l) ~ I ne\'L'r ... 1I\V thcl1l ad up ~O Iol'f"re in all 111) life! E\er)ulll' of thefll sCl'lIlcd l'u"'lIesse,1 ! I do hope the) Iwha\~ hc,:1ter 10,nllrrQw! Oh il .. · .. r. I llelie\'e I ; 1111 I wish iUI11et hi 1Ig' e" 'i lin~ \\ ould hap. \\' h,,1 would I ;..:i\" lu ... ee [ll'l1! sOllie tlf lhe old It seelll~ lIlor .. · likc IU y,'ar~ i'IJlll·;,,1 IIf 5, ~illcc we ;..: r:ulualt·{I:' It)! I hUllth! lin'11 o f il :til! Emcr :I "'i'i e\.:r ;1\ :1"\' ':'1llq.:'~·; Ihl' d .• s" of '911 of the :-'Iidlig-an A;.:ri . (:lIlllIral Colle:,!c"" t·"ur .. c. uhl lad.\', (Jf :lh .. The l\l khi;':;II11\ ;..::ri,·ul1ur:1I CI,I· leg-e! ! !" ., Y es,the :-' 1 ich ig-an _:-.r i,-it-"h_ .\Ii.-h-\\ hy Hess!" "\\' liy -' iIlHlI)'!" "\\'l'Il Be ... ,,: So lUll :lrl' Il': .. h. ill;.! SdlOOl, eh?" I..i lld ·,y,· .. ,lI1ld I 11111 ~el1 i ll;':- ,If lir<:d o f il 100. I wa" jll~t wi ... hill;":: Ihat I co uld .~, .•. ""me "f .,,)' tlld \\'hal ill Ihe \\or1d :U',· d:'~" lIIal c". )'''U .Ioill;': Ih ... ~e ;uKi .... ,1 :1I11111;!1~ ?" \\ill! .. II "I)h, lOU ~e~' I tril'" !:irllllll),! fur I 1II: .. le ralher a :I n'lIple )eari'i :111<1 hOI II1C~S OUI of it. I Il;Ippencd II) h"",,; II trllllkflil of thc'ie "\\·"her· illcs," so I hllve heell e:!rnillJ.! a Ii\,_ I 'iort of h:!d 111 .. · ill;.:' scllill:,! Ihell1. ria_,s wilh me :Ill tillie, }l11i know." Ihe " T haI'S ri:;hl, their pi,·lure .. >Ire I.et ',., louk the," Ol' cr :IH ill Ihere. one h)' olle!" c. All rig-hI, I \c ml'! a 101 nf Ihe peuple 011 Ill)' w:II"leril1;':~." < li e dr;1w.!!lIp a d"lir, lind Ih(') S\(lrl to illspe"' llhe book,g-oill).:' o\er Ihe pielures.) J. Firsl (Jile is (;hurJie Fr .. ·y, It " celllS fUllny to L':llI him" Ch .. rlie" 110,,", \\ h~'1l he is :I hald·he:1tled l 'r,,· fcsso r of I' .~ycholo;.!y. B. Where? J. :-;outh Il u~1I I [igh School. sold him :t book Ihcre. Gllcnll)n L . D im mi (; k, I 'll het a hat ho:: isn't all)' psychology professor. B. \\·or.!!e thlll1 that! YOII neve r I cO lllcJ guess what he's doilw. was ~ i5itin;.! in OwoS;,o till my I;tst \·:Il·"tloll, :l11d I he;lrc.l him pre:lch _ yes, :'I,'waHy pre:ll'h a se r mon! l'ar,.oll! halh the mi;.!llty fallel1! J. lJillllllick J. Th is n~"t fellow, S t rlll){ Sdl:.teffer, is ('O llll\" ' I~'d wilh Ih:lt in. slitution 1)t;lween :Iml i.alls illg-. ,·olJe).:'e ll ow lile :t j:. The :-;c1lv(,1 for the Hhlld ? J. \In'_ The IlIdu~Iri.11 ~dIOl)1. jlerll1:1nenl juh .1 b('l i ... , e he 11;Is felll.lle in. " ... ~i~tilll.:" Olle o f lhe: 1;Irut\IIrs Ib~·re. H. \\'ell, Iwre's do .... "ur I're,,): I rca.! in Ihe I{"'l'ord thc ollll'r day \\' . [(, \ \' :.11..('1" h;l,1 Ih:ll CaJ1\;li ll dl. lr;.:'· of Ihe 1I,;lillll'\ .kl",rllll\' lll .I uoi F .. ,,· "'II ~t al life UII 1'1.' ,It,' 01.1 '·;lIl1pU~. :'.1. .\. C. li e l'lljll) ill).!; Ihl';r I";lrrlnl J. I ... ,t· ... ~l·t· . ... hl·\\.h lill) Slllilh'", I ~.IW.I ilr:l\\. ... t~I,,·r 1\:I~ll't ~II'·: ' l(ur;.1 jll~ "f ~.hllli.ltj.·· ... 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Wil!t a ' II L' i .... 1 11I(~"'I1I1.'r\ lll·rC· I~ 111\' rcii;,:i"u., ,ith'- I..: III :'ol>1Ith .\fril:! 1I\,\V. _ lir.,t-.:irl. Bc ... ~ic· .\I.~lild.1 I'alll i ,'II I~ . . \ ...... i ... \;, .. 1 lihr:lrian r· '["IIIIIII\' TIIt'1I1;1J; 11:111 a ;\1 . . \. :-;I!~' i ... pr .. lo:,l.l\ kl'[l! 1 ...... \ III . C. terrll)ltlll;": Ihe fll,..,c·;", ill thc 'ii, '~\I'''' litlle I,;;rd IlI,k I;.t.-l,· . I II' ill\l'l1l,'d all \'II;.:i",· f"r II .. · i<.·" \\·"rl.. ..... 11111 II", Idanlt,l 111111;': ],Iew up \\11\'11 111: In ... 1 It ,,"I. I J.. i..; u11ly ,.h:,:-~lIh iujllrt·d, hll\\ el IT. .... I kl'\.·· ..... ullthe r ill\ellttlr. Tur"!l) True. I I .. · p .. I\· I\I\·,1 .1 '"'\ ;1 ",:ul,iu\' Ihat would 11 .. 11. :ll1d fn',1 he r .,tlh\, ~.lIIle tilllc. The ,,111) Ir"uhk \\ itb il Ille lir ... 1 "pl' r::lli')1I !",,1. I,b ~\· f.H;lc r til,lll the btl~'r, I1l1ll '''"~'':' I'h'1Il1) tltl' <1111 . • 111,11 ~I"n"',1 t" 11 "rl"'" III)' (,Id wif .. ·, (; c·\· " ' hl/: Bill ~h:II",r: 11 :llell'l h~'a,.d IIlIe "olil ar) \\unl frnlll hi",. w:;;r~ Ihlt' llc .. !h. ... • ;1 1>. \Vh ). \\11,,1 l·"il .. i,kllce; I IU Ihis r l';ul ,ul1l1cthi11:; al .. "" hilll (~lI ill' ,\,·;I,,,blou-", IIl11rllill).:''' 1'''[I.'r. 11If!. I t ... C('II .... Il1:1t the wife of the :-'i:I}<>r of I'ill"burg- "ellt inlo [Jill',. .. It,,1' to Imy :1 p.,ir uf I:lflie~' ).:'10\'(''1; ;u,,1 .. he dai!ll'\ 111:11 Bill SlJlI(,'efed h e r 11,11,,1 Ihe ~IOH" \\hen he t ri ell VII T:tlkill).! J. '1' 11:11 .. ounds like \\, illi:.l(II. li e ."II;\:I} " W."l"; ~"rt uf halld) with the l;4dil's, l:ulie~! hcr.:\ S:l1l1 Kcll y. IIl1d,·r ... I:II111 1\1:11 her henlth bruke llown all.! she \, l'1I1 !II C:lliforlli:l 10 "h :.111- re l'(,ver I.bollt II. It \Vell. I .I.:'"e5S she foulld ;, ;111 ri;.:ln. All) way I rl'lci\'e\! he r all. IIOlillCl' nlcnllo thal cff~'l l. f:.l .. 1 I .I.:'''! Iwo :lIlIlOlllleCIllCllllt; lhe olher was frOIll \V illl\il·. J. I [,d it !lllIst havc ucell a "reUy wcdding, Duthie :lIWII)'lI did look goot! ill.:1 f ull dres" s tlit, Say, [ wouder If they h ad that purp of 111 4 \V iDlIie's,Jac k, for a lflliD beared B. Edmund Chester Sauve_uA balm for bleeding hearts." J. Eddy never could see the point of that quota tion. H o wever, il sug gested his futu re work to him. Here's a menu card I lifted in his shop in St. L Ollis. s tarts off ··\Vhoop-a .d aisy, Forget yo ur Troubles at Sauve·s. E. C. ~auve, fine wines." 11 B. ' Vi nes; Why, Jim my, w hat were you doing the re? J. M -oh-hu h-that's "leht. Oho, I see you still lake the old R ECORD. Y ou are the kind o f UIUmlHl! that remains II rcn't you, Bess? ( I:>ic ks up REeoHD . Bess takes it.) B. I've been saving that copy he cause it h as so much in :lbout our class. Listen. loyal, ' 9 1 1• 'I I civ il, had E. P. \ V::l.Ildell, It narrow escape recent!)· from II c ro codile. \Yandell is eng ag ed in can · strutting a road thru the Florida E\crglades, and he reports plenty o f experience and excite ment. Maurice Bu ck , o f ' I I , obtained his adva nced degree in C. E. at P urdue last wl·ek. Il is 1011)4" cfforts to discove r the Cllllse of the sticki ne r.1f the E tI,st Lansi nK- ci ty lim its road have been honored at last. Congratulations, Buck! E. A. Armstrong is tra\'c1ing for the Ch icago Automatic Telephone lI t' w ri tes that he SpCllt the Co. New Year's D3Y with 1I:lrry Peter son in l'::lIlsa s City, where" P3t" is located lIlanufaclUrin:.; iHl rmless, sanitary rubber spikcs for b:lseb ~lI players_ J. 11. ).f cCutcheon has eh:mged his 9.ddress from \Vilchiram icoco, \V yomi ng. to Ac:a.naconue nso, A r . .i"olcCutcheon says the dog kansas. h.-asts :lIld the India ns are mo re re fined in his new districl. I , J, Clizlx- has been enga~ell for the next 1\\0 years as ca mpaig-n manager of tht! Prohibition Party o f the nineteelllh congreS5ional dis· trict. li e is an ablc speake r and campaigner allll he will devote his entire tilllt.' to tht' work. Onc o f the most prominent fig ur('S in the recen t g-raft ex posures in Ucnt on llarhor is T. C. Whytc, \Vhy tt! is p rosecuting atto rney ' I I. and expert accou ntant fo r the city, !\l. A. C. R e~'ord, East LUl~ing", ).Iich. Dear Sir; 111I:105eacific T ea Co. All he has to do is to taste tea. You knew him. Athol Brainard. And, let's see, oh yes, Charley runni ng a J ap:mese Okada was Bow ling Alley. B. Cha rIer played on Varsity Tellnis, di\Jn t he? J. N o, that's Itallo you're thi nk I heard Ih:lt he is foreigll ing or minister ill \\rashington now. And then J I11Ct Mrs.--Oh- Mrs. -you know she used \0 be ).lary P ennington _ out the re on hl'r ho neymoon. I guess that is all I saw. n. 1 read that 1011 Courtright brok e the world 's record fo r speed out there in his ae roplane _ J. That's right, I had forgotte n that. B. Let's gct back to our hook. Here's Ole lI aakoll J ohnson. J. I[ e's probahl y a lumbcr ja ~ k. n. No, he i"n'\. You can sec his sign on Broadway. " ).Ionsieu r Ole Johnson, I> ro f~".su r of Fancy Dancing' and Calislho:nics." J. \V ell,l'lIbe-durned~- ll c re's another fello w who fell rig ht into his e1emcnt , B. E. I I. Brown : J. Um huh, he's a bucket shop agent and hangs around the horse races . 8. Do you re member how Ilarry Baker opposed caps and gow ns ? J. Yah, seems to me 1 do. U. \Vell after he once got h is 0 11 he was so lakcn Wilh it, th;!t whell school was oul he ellh,:red a monas· te ry so he could wear an ou tfi t all the time. J. I wish B elen were here_ She could probably lell \IS mo re about our old clllSSrlHltes Ihall anyone else. B. Th:tt's right, she is class reg istrar, isn' t she? She intended to teach, but she w rote that it was all she could do to handle this cl ass business_ J. A ha, pipe the A dmiral De wey! H e is fighti ng the o rch :ird. B. Fighting it 1 J . Yes, his business is trimming trees. B. OhJimmy ! J . Thnl was so rt of a bum one, wasn't it Bess~ bet's turn ove r the page. I met O u.ie O sbourne one n ight in P rince Albe rt F ruleg 's Holel ill Minoeapolis. H e is on the road selling unsuspecting farmers" Os bou rne Agricultural .Machinery ." B. Bill Sproat! J. College Orchestra! D. Parties ! \ Vould n't you like to be going to even an eleven o'clock tonight Jimmy ? J. Do n't Do:ss! Before f left the farm I tried to mak e things seem like old ti mes by having \ Villialll Sproat's olle -piece orchestra to play at the ba.rn-r3ising. B. H ere's \Vallace. " ' hat's he doing to make h imself famous? from riRging up J. The las t I knt'w of him he wa s working 0 1) a device to pre\'enl ho the td g uests chamber maid when they rcally in· tcnded to turn Oil the electric light. I sUPl>Ost.' .Marg e Bird is married ! B. No, not yet any way. She and L eon a took up a claim Ollt west , and they liked it so well they haven't eOl11e back. that J- Goody G oodell! (Bess picks up II hook from \\-hichJellllll), rcads) "Foolish Questions I H ave A s ked," by Z. C. Goodell . Foolish 'I ueslions, look who's he re! B. Oh, Chariey Tu lxrgen. Sure the enough he is cou rt juker fo r Em peror of Russia. J. \Vell, Charie}' su rel) had the makings! . WAr? C,! H cre'sold Nop! Say r II certalllly WitS sad about him. sned a dipping that lolel ho\\' it happencd. it. Ycs, he rc it is. .Maybe 1 can fino ( R eads) , I!I., tod a" . O ct. 3, 1913·- " An unknowli man was st ru ck by a f;.l st train lIear In his SOllth Bend, clothing was foulld all' III!;'c rsolJ wHtch, on the b ack of wh ich wcre S(' ratcheu the ini tials C. IL K., and ill the crown o f his batte red de rhy was pasted a p ri ntcd song which we h e r~ print ;tllellglil." The song. I am Bess. IS our alma m.lter. quit su rc this bum 1l1uSl have been Kllopf. B. L et's hope it wasn't! 1 saw a newspAper article a bout T. G. \Vi lsoll . Il toltl of the success that P lld had :lIt;.illed ill introducing iliiO \V isconsin several the forens of thou sand Y um- Y um tfl·CS. J. Bi'rt K cith is als<) a tree I1I1UJ. At presen t he has :t gO\'emmelll trees contract setting- Ollt s hade along the banks of the P :,n:ulla canal. .1 . Goo\1 morning, Mr_ l-I r.: \ ·ittie. H. Il l' .Iid w h:1! we :ll! knew Ihllt \\-('l1t illto partnershi p Ihe co-op. book illvcstcd III hc would . lInd store_ ,. Y c!:o. so I hca rd. \\'ell , Ki bby has cerlainl" p roven his loyalty for the cClUexe. - that B. Yes, 1 hC3r the patenl lotion he 1l1a kcs ill Det roit for keep. illg mosquitoes off fu ssers 0 11 the ri\'er bank is quite successf ul. J . Kibhy ex perimented quite II lot with it while he w as still ill school. U. lless Schneider writes th at she is']le rfectly happy where she is. ./_ \\-here is Bess? B. Don't you know? is governess for a wealthy family in Cle.\"eI:md. She J. Oh" L o rd! " B. Flossie Gibbs is still a d rum· Iller, only now h(' is peddling school· supplies instead o f poundi ng in the college band. lI e sold the school some bad chalk last yea r. J. I-I ere's ;1 true case of pe rverted genius_ Ralph P o well is bllck on the old farm helping his Dad r!lise sheep. B. \Vell for goodlless sake! J. Scott here is :lssociated in some the U. S. Entymology 1 don't know j ust wily with Department. what he docs. S h o ~ t Henrickson copped the fi rst p rize at the Detroit hi r w ith a raised himself. big pumpkin he You recollect how lall Short was, w ell he could jus t barely sec O\'er it. B. Wh y Jimmy! J. \\'hen he was lying down. B. \Vhere is that othe r fellow the y used to call "S hort ?" J. Oh--Short Hamilton? D. Pictu re isn't he re, but anyway, where did 1 see him 3 Oh, I know, it was at a dinlle r party give n by th e Misses Chamberlain and Mac Naug h ton to their fdl ow -workers ill the Michigan Ilome Economics l-ioveillenl. lie was the on ly m:ln there. J. Lucky guy ! in ? !l ow did he gel B_ Oh, hc was thc bUIICT . J. I guess he \\:'I S our t!lllesl man, mHl Shorty Spri nge r W;1" ou r sm all e!'.!. h as j\' everthcless S prillger gotten lip higher th:11I allybody else ill ou r class. ll.Hashc: J. Yes, he is a steeplejac k.! (Makes a flourish; knocks leiters o ff the desk.) P:udon Ille. he re's yo ur m :lil I knoc ked off. - 13. I haven't looked at it yet. \Vh y here's one froUl .i"olable Robi son, you kllow- Bobbie. I'll glance O\'cr it, m aybe she h:IS SOIll(' news. (Opens leller with paper knife ll~ which she shows to Jimollv. reads on rhc handle.) - "Clark ,steck atHI \V arlllin,.ton." Life IlI su Tanr.:e and .i\~·cidel1tPo!i_ cies. \\-ell there '" sOllie more accounted for. n, Oh _ I'll h.we. to rt,"ad this to you. DETROIT. De;!r Bess: _\ [ ICUIG,\ ;:>", JUlie I , 1915, I am just bubhlillJ: over with I' CWS. and tIllis t !:,e l it Ju wl\ un P;I_ per before I for:.:et a "ill;!1e item of It ~('CIIIS as tho 1 have heard il. 1I10re cxcitemelll 0 r:lsh as thai. did you? to Mae D id you get :1.11 I did, but P:lrma!ec's wedding: was so rr~' i eouldn 't go as I would love to h:t\'e seen )'Ir. amI )'Irs. T aylor h:tppily Sla rt cd Ollt in life. I rcau all aCCoullt of the weddi u"ellin tr marri(..'(I. Even the fa ithful" m em~ hers of the Old ~ l :tid's club are be ing disloyal. I h ear that F raulein Trautman is P rof. of German at Smi th Colleg e, is makill" herself and that she lh~t Alice hmou s. You knew J effery was de:1I1 there, didn 't y ou? Ethel :Uld Alice must ha\"e lot s of fun talking over old time, and cor. (Continued on PAlle eJ , • • · . I, " • ·The M. A . C. RECORD. - m ro W E make a specia lty of providin g every' +'Rtor} th o.: P,lSt yo.: ur. was llivilicd equ :l ~ly betwcen II. R. Bowie" ami ).\[S" Rut h Lande rs. James :\I oore, '03, in ch ar~~ of the Ilort. dcpartment at :\laII15011 . \V i ~ .. was a colleg'c t:allc r on Friday o f last week. P ro f. ~I oo re was ill !'earch of nn ins t ructor ill horti culture. H. A. Milkr, ' 14, left wi th his parents, Dr. and :\Irs. It. E. },Iilkr, of Lansing, Thursday. J unc IS, fo r ,I trip to Europe. The p:lrty will sail frUln Q ucbcc, :Ind return aboul t he middle o f Septemb,-'r. Mrs. C. E. Mifflin, mother of :\1 rs . Snyder, d ied at hcr honle, ~orLh \Vashington, Pa., on S a LUr JUlIe Ii , 1·1r3. S nyde r was da)" un able, on account of the f act, to be :It ho me durin g co mmenccmcn t. the Announceme nt fro m \Var D e partlllent is 10 the effect thai 2d Lieut. A nto n C. Cron, loth Infan· tr y has been detailed as professor o f :nilitary sciellce and tactics at 1\') . A. C., said appo irltnlc llt take effect Aug . I, '911. to :-'1 iss Marguerite Barro w s gaH: a kitc hen s howe r 0 11 \ \ . cdm.:sday evell' ing ill honor of :\ I iss Grace Taft , to P rof. Kunze wh ose lll;trria~e :\1 iss tak{·s plncc on 'satur olle of the lirst ~tllden t :> to ~ lI\ e r 1\1. A, ISS7. W;I S ;1 visitor during C. ill li e \\a" aIle o f l·omrnt.'II~·e lllellt. Ihe thos,-' who :lidcd in '·hreaking- soil of the c:unpus for the tirst lime, 11!ld, " Tl'sidem of \\' ashill;.:-toll . i" ;IS IOY;11 ;,111 :\1. A. C. 1ll;1Il .. " \·ou l'ould wish to sec. .\Ir. Knapp h:J~ {lolHl1e{1 to o ur mu~eUlll ;I most illlt: re"till~ '-'o llec· tion of m a rine ill vertebrato.:», indud. ing';\ \'e ry tim' series of ~Ia r fishes :\lIU s ea urchins. with Ilumerous t'~ ,>Lers, da rus, cocke 15, shell s(';tllop", drilJ~. l·Il' .. and SOme fiue s hells of hamacil-;;;, sponges, ([ nd marine worm~. the whole fo rnling' a re'll:lrkahly IlItc resting' exhibit of the life 011 Ihl' shores and bottom o f PUg'" ."'o und. Th is exhihit was all collc{;led ,\1 r. Knapp himsclf, :1 fClll whi ch few llalu r:tl ists would be able to dupli the present st;t te of ou r cate kn ow ledge o f west (;oa",t fo rms. ,lilt! d:lssi lied by l1..sh, in T he collec tio n was o n exhibition in the museum Ilu ring t:olllme uce. men t wee k, :llId will be givcll a pcr the dono r 's maucnt place with name. '95· R obt. R eynolds is vice president of t he H ol3.bird·Reynolds Electric Co., of Los Angeles, Calif. R esi. de nce address at Sunn), Slope, S an G a briel, R. F. D . I. 1 . ~ • , I I I .J Ii 1 6 The M. A. C. RECORD . CLASS PROPHECY . tcOlltlOllt!d from IIRl!'e~ . ) reeling the girls fo r stunts w hich the\, used to do themsel ves. ,V e we nt to the T emple Theatre the othe r night, a nd s ure we re some s urp rised 10 sec" Kurtz anu \Valk · e r, sleighl o f hand perform e rs," we re nOlle other :1Ilt! Po!!\" th an DiH ( Bcss illlcrjects) Oh 5:1y,jim my, P eg ,Appllll IS singing:tll illusr tated song at the Nic kelodeon. You m ust he;! f him before you go. \ Vhere \ \ '(\S I, oh YC5- Elmer had a claud\' leHer from Andy Anderson abolli ;1 week ago. He plays left field fo r the New O r [cans l\JOhlIWS. he re Oil his t rip. I hope he stops III your hisl leiter you spoke of I va \ " ilsoll teachiu),! physic:II cu lture a t \ V dh:slc),. ;\Iary Kctlzie is doing sJ, 1cndid wor lc: as t'o,leh of " :lss ar's basket bal! Icam . Elme-r hilS just come- ill for dinner, so I mllst close. Don't say I never told you :l!ly Ilnvs, :lnd plellso! w r ite soon. LO"i ngly, ~,jablt:. B. Guess I'll open this other one while I'm at it. \r hr. its :In ;111- nounccmel1l from Zdia Kimlllell! 1. Goud for Zdh.~ 'R ::\ u. it,; not th;tt kind; its :1 business aff:lir. Zelb }.I;wd K imll1e1. Hi~h Cbss ).! il1iner and Exper t }. Iod is\e, 357z Cou rt Pl;II.:e, nallimore. 1'alrUII:I:.:::" solkil~·\1. Satisfaction J..:l1arantced. r. '11. ()h \\-!J:I\'" ,h.,t in the ~'orncr: ll1:1rk. that',. just thc printer's look. R oc & tr;ldc \Yln- Rork. L'1:, sl' v Eng;:l',cn. :Inri Peer lcss 1'rilltcrs. that I cQull11'e our IlJl'n:- !. [t mi}:;ht. \\"dl, \\h e re Ilere we HI Ih' (~cvr"c il ,he lIlak .. !' nl" hook: hlush to I(~ok at II~~ !;irl ~ \YUlll],.·r if I "houl!! think ~O_ It \\'hul Ihe ,lig:nilied Flora: .I. YI'p. Otl the \\' :IY up herc 1c:ml'd out pf thl' C;l r \\ indo\1 at somc link jlllll;ti"n. ;,nd I_ oh_sort l,f_ Ilinked al th" depO t wilitn·",s. Y (OU " ,II im.lJ.::il1l' IWI\ dlC:lJl I fell "hen I jll·rceil\·tJ th;o! it was Floril BatcE. R lI.:rc·" ,HK' nf your parti" ul:tr friends. I suppo~c you hu\ .. " .... cn;1 lot o f him. tr:wk of l lerm. :111 I W:I'i nrh_ lili:1 m,.,;lth or s o ago. in " e ro!''' eounln IIC:lr B lissfi dd, :11~1 I S:IW :111 R. ~F. D. hux laheled II. F. 1':1I011l:1u,·h. ~obo\h' \\as al home. Bdicn:: me his f~rn1\';1rd was :tbout the prettiest 1 h,n c 'e vc r sel'll. I nc\'('r supposed llerm. was $1) arti"lic. I, :-:,' I los l R. \ \ ell, C;I/l'1 VOti S~'e thru' th:lt? \ 'ou know ~ Iidge look hwdscape g:a rdellin:::-. Talk ahom "g;lnkning/, here's H elen EichelI'. J. Aa, hal ! tho't th at w as :l su re t hi ng. 13 . Gcorg-e W atlS~ J. H e is edito r · ill-chief o f the .Michig an D ai ry Fa r me r. I kn e w fro m the do pe t h nt he slipped T om m y Blaisdell in Ag. J ou rn illism th a t he had K r e al lite rary ability. r don't k now w hether vou w e re ncq uaillled Wilh .J ack D e K oning o r nol, 0. Y es, w hat has happened to bim ? J. J-Ie is instructing ill t he e ngine tat the o ld dum p. H e lab. back spe llds his spare time hunt ing fo r th e pieces of h is thesis engine which ble w u p in t he senior yea r. B . H c re's a no the r m a n w ho is s ti ll at Jl,L A. C ., Pro fessor Urqu ha rt. J. \\' h a l, is he o n t he b eulty? B. Oh . no, he is only D irector o f t he eo!lege chorus . l S :lY I k no w something about this gi rl, 1 me t B ogue u p a t the Soo. II I' was jus t out o f the hos pital whe re he had been laid tip II IIh ,I sen:re cut from a spade B ogue is care \:lk c r of a cemete ry. H e told me t hat ~liss W illiamson was t he matro n o f the hospital. B. \\-ell I'm gl ad H annah h as II uice pl ace. J. Hooray fo r the Dutch! O ld Gus Blust is r unning a b re w e r y a t Ellst T awas Cit I' . H e re is one of the fel\' athle tes which our <'lass fu r nished to the that Tilly was Va rsity. second al the Olympic g a mes. sec I B. Second ill wh:lt~ r. Oh, secontl :Is~;st a nt cieri;; o f th~ course. B. Oh, I T\'member this man. He lL"ed to carry mail , .... hcn I nid . .J. TI1"t'" right, and H eine was ruler of the _\bh~·I·. 100. The cx perience hc got i!i old Abbot I bll qualified hiLll for his presen t bllsi ness. lie is runni ng ,\ \ Viltl \V est show with Short)' Shubach a!$ P:lrt Ilcr. H eine told me something', J IInn'l kllOw whether to helie ve it or not. lI e said that hi s c hampion tlriat throwl'r was Fi~ SCII'ton, auo IhtLt he hall Richards and Toppan in his tribc as Intii;'lll bucks. n. \Vell whal tlUCCT thi ngs sOllle I Iv\\' in Ihc of our hunch g:OI into ! wo r ld did \'I)U el' er nUl across \\-;lle" whclI'lll' lIas ill such a busi ness ~ r. Oh. he \\':IS hark at :\-1. A . C. ill' 191 I \0 attend tl1\' ,\ lph,1 Zct:l .bi· cm,i,,1 ('" nclal c thert·. ,'\nd "al· . I Illet :1 cOI!plc otlll' r Z<:ph~ r!i \~'ho the same <'n' n !. wcre h;u:-k ," :,nunr L:w;!don W;IS Ihere; he i,; prindp:.1 of tb.· \\' :lI('rvlict hi~h $\·h"ol 1101\. And Glen Fnlncc, 1'011 kllO\1 he "01 "l:lr ri~·d sho rtll Ill' said Ile ;\ftc:r h e hatl a horL farnt ill Illinoi s. :Intl W,l!> lloillg: !lied) and able 10 hold his 01\ n. lefl c~IIt;;:{". fo r there. B. Uh.Sll\·. m,ll' hl' Lindl' Wlh \ rh,~t h:(:; 'hl'l o m~' n{ l1im: 1. :-: o--{)_ he wasn't pre~cnt.lJoll't you 1.110\\ ilill thillg' "hnUl l.inol~ : H. :'\-01 :1 single thin)!. J. \\·dl. i.'-Il'llhat queer! \Vhy, L'xpe'"tc(1 he would llI:lkl':1 hi~ sti r in the II o rieL Seellls 10 Ille 1 oug:hl 10 kllClwahout him, hili I Gln' t Seem I () rcmember. I lu1llph! Benn), l'orle r WaSll't then·l'itltcr. lie w rotc hl'St wishes :md said hc w:\S 100 hus,' to gel :I\\;'Y f r f>l ll his hankin)! husiness. Cilire SC\' e r:lllce was o n h:lI1(L l i e is lJuitc prominclll in }'I ichigall as a poul try ju(l~c at the birs. is! Say wait il mi n ute, I do know I Ie has a finc in' lhe P ublic P a r ks of J l is work consists in the grounds w ith a :1 the o t her, spearing w here L ind\' position Chiolgo. g oing a r ou n d bus hel l)llsket in aile hand sh ar p rod i n w aste p:I pe r. :I n ti \ Vell, I g uess th a l'S :Ibout all o f ,hem. U. \\' h v look ho w d:crk it h as g rown ! -\\'e h u,'e been so inte r es ted in l alk ing o ver old times tha t we ha ve f o rgo tte n (, verythillg else. 1 rell lly musl go h o m e ! J. " ' h y -er-Ilh- Bess -may J es cor t )'ou t hither? B. Certainly, Ihe plellsu r e is all N ew ColleSe Clothes fo r Youn s L adies. Wool and Si lk Dresses. Fur Coats. Suits. Ne w Cu rtains an d Ru ss. SIMONS DRY GOODS CO. mine, This su re seems li k e the good old d;lys-_tlocs n' t it J immy w hell we walked to the coop f rom the lihran' a fter wo r king on t he class p rophct'y. E xi t. W e respectf ully p resen t the above prophecy, ill t h t: hope that it mav 1)\' its fr i,,rolit v light!.'n some what lhe Senior gloom II hieh ill' evitabh' settles about those w ho a re SOOIl to" te,lt ILsllnJe r pleas:lnt fri e nd ships welded hy four yea rs of asso· cia lion; BOOT S AND SHOES. ' l TQCo[l W ORT II S U O ~~ S T O R I'.. ~~,,~.;,~,~".~,~,~,,~,~,,~,",.~'~'~'."'~'"' ~~=-.. =e CROCKER Y AND GLASSWARE. H II. LAfO' Ef1.--<.1hl",.. m ll SI >Ie I.a m p l. CLOT HING. II\') Wa .ht"~'",""""A,,:,"' .c" .~~~~~ , tllt'n's F Ul'njslllnl( OouO L OCIS In:c ,, . ('IOlhl"r. (;en!.· '--U,·nl!h. In,,'. !llLls '''HI ('np •. ]j~ WII.hl'''l"Inn I; ee Rlt. l.o\n""I<. ~ lI eh. ('11 1_ 7."1l~ 1>hon~. Au!om flt l<- "1:_.' D ~:. 1· ... Hl>' E[, ~:E. l't'UUst. 11; ). W .. ~b­ • 11l,IOn ",,·P. ~ .. LRI1-lnl( . ~t lc~I I(R U . Al1Inm n llc pho,,~. 0(\[" " :11,01: r .. ~tdl·nc~. :W(J. J ~. J;T'Jt-~· E R. I,. t'. J;. " I'l1e~~rlt y :-;' n I>OnR\ BUllk SId ... _",uw"",tk p hont! [,0\1: H('tl phn" ,> ';1. F" rm~r :'1 ..... ('. sHuten!. • 'l!tJ E are especially well equippcd ~ If.) supply ~'ou with an)' tning . \·OU may nced in Ih~ li,,~ of C.-\LLlNG CARDS, DA N CE AN D SOCIETY PROG RA MS ~""" ~ '\f "-.. l!\'lIl"'lTIll I !F'!rimJtlfuIDg iC!ll'lY Lilley College Uniforms Tioe majurit,· of "\ Ule t ieull colleges wel\ r Ilwm Uec:t ll;;e "kill\l(1 u uifuTIl\ lail urs mak .. Lillc\· rlli f"rm~ from ~'Iri(:IJv all w<.) ol "I:llerial.~ I h;lt will "h'e lonl;E'r weat nl1J h"M I heir fit fill,] 1"010 sh ape, ool1er thun IIny ()Iher nniforln. 1I"" ilr (",., ""'1,1(/, /·"!I"' ~ I. The M, G. lI ll ~ Y« Go. eO l U M !lV $, o . DIRECTORY L A :-':SISG BUS I ~ E SS AN D P RO F £S~lO ~AL MEK. T lJe nllll1"'~ In ! lJb J)I,· .. ~ t "cy . .. ~ .... ~ll II-.!! t ho~e o f jill o"r Olher ,,,h·Htl.en. are 01 r ell R bt~ p Rrll~ • . W e hope Ih .. t the III~ult)' a nd ~ t u d enu .... lt l III ke pa ws 10 Plltronlze t blue who pA lronlze us. BARBERS, C OLI.},! (;~: HANHE R S~IO P. In Ba th Ho,,,,.,. A n d y - Deli- E rnIe. Yon Ire l thu best work lJere. T ,·), It lind SN'. BOOKS AND STATIONERY. A !-1. I':M E RY. I lft Wa~h . An·.N . Boo k 8 • F ine Stll tlo nery , E n l( r" "ed Ollu lni Oa rd •. Fou n tll ln P ens. Plelurn. F rame!. F Ine Fra ml ntj: lip. lo-d flte Ity le • . Out GJllJiot--cul In l.8 n~ln l(. a SlM'cl al ty. BOOK BINDERS. G 1':0 .0 . HI, U U I': A U '" 00. Hookbl nd "rs. Re Cou n t book maker • . ""per ru llni". libra ry ",nd nne art b l ndl n g~. nle bolt e. . mll P mountin gs. RlbuffiS, poc k et book •. IltC. I n OilY NUlonal Ol tl~en.' pho ne N o, t ill}. Ba nk Bulldln81 DRUGG ISTS. DRY GOODS . L~o"lln l( ~DC:-ACO,C"C'C,"C.-:"::'C"-lj"'. A·S lOry \\· .. ,hlr",wn .""'.:>0. S U I ":"'S I 'HY l;rolTl'S ( 'u. Ion ""'nu'I" So,uth. ,I' I " f. - r;()(,d, Swr.·. l.n1l,1 "If'~ IH'- 121 I'! (,,,. n'1I1 (t~lh·· .. , .•. ,$. 1( ... IoI"",~ H .. I"t'·"~~\"1!; I'Arlor~. " "' II"I"'~ m"d,' or COL 1, .. ,,· Or ,·olOlhl" 1(8. Itlso ~"I"rp'l ftu(1 r~u""nl~t1 '" I\>(\k "" "nod A< O1('W. T l>~ Frll 'k(,·A" ... !'!,·"u ltJI(I~nl (: '1',,11"1 H enn, .I\,·~' "~>'I' L\VrY. AU\I",,,,Uc pilon,· MI. :':'O'~' W,,-'hlnl