,rs A JOKE, SON WEATHER »,«'/> Student APRIL Publication Michigan Slate College Vol. 34, 334 I ss===--— MICHIGAN, MONDAY. APRIT , "r"'u i, liHB^ ___ No. 109 polk Delivers Ultimatum To Mexico More Trouble In "'Withdraw South Ira„ of Nueces' TODAY'S American Soil Invaded! (AM PUS Morse Telegraph In Operation . K Lou# Distance WASHINGTIN, M. C., Most remarkable incident to Women to Set xPrl!1816 («iHay««i Kcure al Hie local beanerles took j ) IVt'sitlcnl Polk ioelsty -lace !aft ,,isht when Cuthbert t Btheror. junior, from Nome Chance (ilrlivernl an iilliioaliiiii tin haiu'f his hat around the lo lh«» Mexican govern* corner in the third house from ,|-.e right of the left turn, enter¬ Life Time iiK'nt declaring all Irr* al Auto's tireecy Spool. He set I Cii'nntl news hits conie rilorv north <»f ili« Rio Short i of the last meeting of Order Grande \nit>riran foil. judiciary - administrative, B • > fust boot, and no sooner _ hud he set then a waiter roared boartl of AWS anil tlitit is General I ay leer has be- that .III women on campus will tv. asked I;nn what he wanted, , have 4 ordered to the bord- a.m. permission permission nn Tucs- ! ;..,i they tiad it anl staggered day nights and men will have to vr. df tt was back in 2.26:3, hot and keep strict hours, according to The well-muttered, and Ccuss, that record for enroll¬ Squirrlcy llammtlick. president. lucky swashbuckling roger, was ment just established at Reporter Crinoline Corny dash out with his hands and face was MSC 7.!)!18 plus ( a fig¬ ed right over to interview Miss — bed within nfteen gkq 123456 Mammilick since she beard this ure which takes into ac¬ t23mtwyplu with about 2034555 rumor while doing a lif the records Harry Bivens, 18. Frederick, Okla., shakes gallop pole count normal losses due >< over • nice, white, smelly on talcum powder on his what the student body thinks exposure to registration, chronic great, big, fat. prise-winning Chester white (not brown, 295-pound about the Horse Management spring fever cases and green, gray or blue) pig. This pig course, and she found Congratulations (?) is the grand champion, get that" Grand that jgrill hounds) is being consul .. champion "f harrows its true. It's ercd intensively in collegt circle* not wheel barrows either, at the exclusive National Western show really true fat and Hike, renowned Union for stock at Denver, Colorado, in the Cross Line Practically every significant en I western hemisphere that is barbers, will celebrate their S5th over- ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFWYP We ,»f the judu-.ary-admtms- just what this means , , that n tear of service. Mike i* still VBGKQ.J trative boar,I think that it is a | h.ls jvtl|| , rhuoklin* over the time he hum¬ j grand idea. It's time that the wo- id oft half or Pres. Theophlius C. problematically Most , xpert Abbot's beard while Pat remem¬ bers back to the SCANDAL BULLETIN men realized their rights. have been subjected on the try- We aRm. art, an ,nV|U| hy nnri |ar(,, of peopu b, r days when ther Relief for Housing Shortage anny of masculine superiority this term, sere ears on campus. Shot Dead By I Thirty six students were killed too long From now on, the men |,lTtl Just how many pimple Some MSC [crossing Grand River avenue last •isc a week. It is believed. will keep hours, and they may D coupon if they petition i L|)fl|. n the East Lansing area"" ... More Darn Stinker the board 3 weeks ahead of time counts seem inadequate, A survey of gum deposit and include recommendations under The stars peered thro the desk chairs, disfigured low SCANDAL— SHOT All students bvery 80 years from the Dean of Men, their l raws DEAD—14 trom the grill and butch barren tty curtain through which the murble of the Red Cedar sou¬ It was announced yesterday old will be allowed to operate j minister, and one faculty mem¬ ts as registered in union ber." barber cars on campus spring term if thed in muted tumult, tat an irate student shot dead an shops reveals that the lo •al po- written permission is obtained Where Are You—You Old Bat? tony My feet followed the inoscent freshman as he was scu puplation has fluctuated ronsid- from both parents. Students Ralphic Kornslamaeker, pres¬ ei ably hetry na; row path as mi mind lately. (Editor, r that rrying to his 8 o'clock, according rooming in Grand Rapids will ident of IFsee, was unable to Ire fluctuated dreamily . , . or frustrated" to th ebuildings and ground de¬ also be allowed to drive if not contacted, but his roomote said OoooooH. pardon me!!!!!! that People have even been having partment. The body wah found able to get to classes on time Halphie was taking this a bard time trying to find a place some time last nit as campus po¬ otherwise. very hard, and was scurrying a- to sleep, things going from bed round • •. Ru##vtl Rut Rat lice were patroling to see if any- forming a committee investigate subversive activities to to worse. etaoi shrdul cmfwyp shr vbgkq Ttiis is a little That the local population is CORRECTION on campus. late, but we'd shrd cmfw eta vbg n wr *11 like to This whole idea was recom¬ swelling is obvious to at. least share it with the rest do sometime. two senators who ■ the The State News sincerely re¬ mended t" the have been de¬ college. Last Tuesday Me¬ board by the Oiin Police decided that the body grets the error found in the memorable livering campaign speech, .- to lt Splice lone hospital stall since so of the popular out at our beelonged to a freshman since as State News for Monday, March 4 "»*««l SIIDM HI ) *-»S crowds in the grill for two terms sorority) missed how he was fuly clad and caryin now. It's a little hard to find » 10, 1927 when the name of the foreign language class in a them consistently, but an notebook and sevral sharpened senior class president, Jacwoir dear English. Prof. Socksie pencels. Mi« Thing, Yes Sir day one can see them eat, aign- "N on her but Breslin, Battle Creek, was mis¬ nobody anserd It was decided that this atro¬ Physical Education 489k (ice- tog among the tables oil the spelled. The name should have north side.) ft* Thirteenth cious deed was performed by an been spelled, Jacweir Breslin. skating and toboganning) will Judicial Dis- member of the varsity club sine not be offered spring and sum¬ Although population dot? not of Michigan to be consists of the the defunct had a cigarette butt mer terms, Athletic Director, seem an imminent threat, wst-es of Crimeshall not run rampant ov¬ Antrim, Charlevoix, Traverse and Leelanau. titely between his index and first er our spotles campus. We must Ralph A. Lung announced today, ja "umber of local groups II be finger. stamp out smoking.'' according The number of veterans exempt- directly alfectcd by the • i tents ed from physielc education and population rise. Among th, m are "It's a terrible thing, that what to chef of police. RAewrite, Re¬ the Reel Cedar ducks, who are lack ov student demand fcr the has happened. We must not let write, See State Journal Feb. 3, going to find a lot more rocks moeo roundup such trrable things happen. 1940. coarse was the reason, according to Lung. coming there way this term *®s People who live until their AFTERNOON Bistro Frodd Exposed By Fearless cightieht birthday are called Oc- — ;^-Bachelor'sofgrandchildren ;»-Amanda Indian Hills toganarians in Boston, Mart • Greatest undercover work Dirty Work on Foot place and eatery. Sensing prox¬ £■*» Maid's younguns pumphousc reported that the imity to the solution of the siua- TINE e&-Joh,/s other college since the exposure of the wholesale perjuring of the river level had receded below the tion Decticlive Fosdick ordered a intake pipe causin gthe boilers cup of coffe and immediately TABLE u.i,_F°Ur hours of tra ™ silence in the powerplanf to run dry compared it with sample taken Jenison fieldhouse portable which counsed no end of con¬ cntsfrom the river bed. College TODAY— 1,18 morning-. basketball floor was the uncov¬ fusion. chemists round the two solutions 7:M a.m. alarm clock rings !30-Fi«>.c Giddyfingers ! ering of the nofarious fraud con Branch Brunch-Kill to alike on all counts Women's jtm Sirl coed cerning the piping o the Red Ce¬ Confronted with this damag¬ Working in conjunction with 7:36 a.m. alarm rings dar river water into the Union the local branch of the Federal ing evidence, Pcrship L. Bcllcf- isoll0dty Young s pig market grill where it was in turn sold Borough of Instigation, Detec¬ onte, new former proprietor ol Red Cedar stables 1:11 a.m. leave for eight o'clock Doctor Holland to grill clientele as coffee. tive Fosdick revealed that the the Grill, confessed to his fraud¬ Owomo bus depot p'"'" Bull ulent deed and revealed that he 9:3* a.m. forced warm air convo Instrumental in laying the next step was to detect the sourc Aun; Jemima's real life grondwork for the apprehending of the unacountable recession of had rearranged no little campus Basement, Union P-ncakes of the criminal responsible was the river level which was found plumbing to bring about a direct 11:99 U. S. UNO— Homr Bo L JIue'«tory Sextet Ruther D (Fearless) Fosdick of to bee an intake pipe immediate line from the Red Cedar to the building sixthe floor local constabulary. The first below the dam. Grill, in hopes of exacting a.... Yesterday's pig market the 2:99 p.m. pick up books for I evidence that something ill was Trailing the ripeNne grcate rprofit from management o'clock claw LT^-anoe music Tracing the pipeline, patrol¬ from of the grill. in the wind came when John 3:39 O. U. UAW eleeUon ^s»«noff P. Rutherford, caretaker of the men arrived at the bar in the Students Mid they had never Field bouse a had better coffee. etaoin KTAOI — Powerplant Union grill, on campus meeting '" 7:99 pax shut off alarm / Monday, April Page Two MICHIGAN STATE NEWS 1946 CAMPUS COBNER .. By HuffmarT MICHIGAN STAT| NEWS VfqdAt llopps Entered a ssecond class wrapping paper tinder the Emancipation Act of "1946 in the waste basket of the East SingsittR; Michigan pdstofficO. Office# located on the damp floor of the Opion annex. Entered by pass keey only. By MARION HECKEL Publisched daily except Tuesdya. Wednesday. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sundav. and other days when staff is .to otired. Also time out for holidays, birthdavs, weddings, funerals, baptisms, divorces, remarriages, hellweek. Telephone — two extension 8-2515 and 8-3555 after six p m. No calls during night classes. Don't call DH goody, mythe_ last Spri term they in bring college, and men NOW ng back. Leave your number. According to the special dispatch Member of Obnoxious Press — The Obnoxious Press is exclusively en¬ titled to use of all material not fit to print and other stuff too. Ridig sen- in the Detroit Free Tress, which 11 corship anud other censorship siff. Vou would be* too. I sent in before T put it in the ; State News on account of the i Factuy Adversor X. X*. Xaplegate Free Press pays me more maney 11 Mortgages JANICE MALT Janitor Malryann JAEKKL —and then there's the prestige'' Advertizing mgr. NEON SandSTOrm too TROM REAKENII you know. Spots TYPEIire edltur llEEDEE IIEAWINC As I was saying, according to | to the Detroit Free Press (that's,; l.otsa perpul. two plugs already for John Knight), there are approximately 986 more men in school this term Political hitr'upws Corrupt Campus than women; and none of them I ever ask me for a date on account We realize the full seriousness of obtaining a college of I gotta SAE pin. Oh dear, all | education, hut it now behooves us to scrutinize more;lhosc yea™ when State was the .1 1. 11r.. leading girls' school in the coun¬ closely the political intrigues of campus life. try, and NOW they bring back j | A select few have cornered the market on Mophistoph- the men! Elrst thing we know |! oies' current favorite, "Love on a Raft ", have manipu¬ they'll want the fraternity hous- i lated their way into the courses in thermodynamics and es back, and then the only time j avian embryolog, have wangled their way into the good we'll get in again will be on term j Professor Gotta is studying Indian love. parties. graces of the administration so that they won't be re¬ Sometime before I get out of 1 quired to drive cars, have obtained till the top positions in ehool, too, I'd like to know what the Michigan State Association of Cow Milkers and Man- the inside of the Union grill look-. Eight-foot ' Pair tire Spreaders, and have taken over the Music Pracitice like. Every one eand a building so that the rest of Us can't be served. . ' s'ny 11P u" night at the press while WillEire Von Double Venture True, MSC does not have adequate facilities to ac- "nd ru?h over at six o'clock try- St Ben Van Alstyne , , . - .. i , .. . ,. . ing to beat the rush—and by the >, Scotch-Irishman w l» commodate it- growing population, hut it is time that |ooks of most of thpm you can ! five through to a these few, who privileged because of then- political affiliations, were eliminated. are (i,n p bums' jj've never made it. Once I did rush- but so far INFORMATION | ranking in the cage past is happy agin could It is time for action, to remove the corrupt practices! get to the door s< —-""~~—-———"— eeived word that : of campus politics led by the machine of one Mayor (I. I).11,1 tun,-too CONTEST | are not to be left p. i.f the way I'seless. We can never achieve the name of it free college 'l Entries on the "Why 1 Pledged j basketball era of . laike Michigan to K- (rum the i , , Sigma Nil" contest must be in by , teams. The two I, guided by his ruthless hand. ,s„utll „avi>n |)j(M I had a job Wshall stand behind the program of It. I ". Iteddy ill j down'there f a aw lie last sum- j..night midiiiunt. Drop entries in (twins — Frank •»'.,* box. aicording to Tom Itiordan, i ius Nathan ( Nati needed was the coming elections for a clean and forward political [men all that wi few seagulls aril some trout prominent Sigma Stew. ( ps— Gulls Lookout, ('ki.e policy, for an Hvcr-ready Pen with attached spark pliiR* people will he pledged too) ; ing Find ley Collin- in the hands of every student, for unrestricted use of jumping. But nut I muttering: to the "Help LETTERS damn people: just dif¬ • Same To The Editor ferent taccs." , t ■ - Kco|) Warm I Bv TOM EHN'KK and SA1.I.Y ( I. A UK mail ilslauil i August" drive) tn posse--ions mail sent from the United States '1<,vv >n pioi Meeting in the) to Puerto Rico. Guam, the Phiii-'uri" ■" •' ppine • arcliipelago. Tutuila and DRAMATH HONORARY of Iheta by tin depaito'i .'hiding adjacent is Mend ers Applie Pie, ;miling Pill (A Samoan group wiiic dlania'.ies honorary, will meet who lakes with ! ions of the United this af'err.ooii to "select tlie lead boarding house Canal Zone and" t! for the tcew jir 'ductiuii "Alda." the State hards >■ ds of the United St: WOLVERINE Anuriean Chet ' -ubject tot the Unite C.eiirr :! Meeting this afternoon lion v ent to war. know. claxsificati" plans far the 1946 ii he murk at (i i Wclvet •i e. acmrding to Mary be amply replai otherwise indicate Kelly, Alpha Gamma Delta pres- Alter boys. ■es being included i ident. Gone to Lunch Possessions of tiie L (AM)' According t > All : r l.ed to ai¬ ing Real Estate Hawaii and Alaska are i med ing to- v. ill literally t I in the term "United S he Women's -e term "Canal Zone" in Nate will ritory purchas the left shot. WINGED SPARTANS C'ate the right '.one" proper and the islands in and as soon i I'm c. he bay of Panama, named Per- Albert A m co. Nnos, Culebra and Flamenco Next Ci can rem- --oh ;tl lltltl i till till tit! Shorty's un The form the twins • • ■ Spartan Varsity Jay¬ CLASSIFIED ADS Si.ue See News isn't Next I.ir.i i walkers squad will halve their annual meeting today at mid¬ will flip to see v shorts and winch I and jus for that yo Van is saying i W AN T HI night at Shady Lawn t'eme- tinuc my subscrip us he goes sn'.iln LEFT handed die lerry, (oarh Amble Careless ■onchtion Uoutact Michigan State igan State college student publi¬ Ncvvs.Jthe Mich¬ announced today. Project for Jenison court, n Todd. Abbutt Hail decked beds unci ■ this term will be to purchase cation which appears daily on GIs, but three n DOUBLE edged razoi a chair for Rigor .Mortis to set licit att last term t.i « the Mulligan State college cam¬ size of the ideiitr »rive o'clock and all 1 in. - as live salted peanuts. pus. be. a use although I'm a Phi from Oklahoma . Beta Kappa transfer from a smal FOR KALE j of State's cagt P '' Pa.i i- >t ugi d »ing< university down the road and on to come. next ihjjht PAIR ot tails Excellent eondi- the Huron ri#er and my tuition is I Continues Edition Call Lit; on txten lottt curd. on Fine lor soup gii. Two Ion : Tn.C'n • d J have a ricu . I The addition of h ' HORIZON | aunt that pays ah the rest of my Wiih a TUSSLE I to Spartan athleu 2T SQUIRRELS l:. >m n»> pet WWQNAt Iexpenses, I still don't think the continue the trad;' and putu- trip to Okin- [Michigan State News is a very Twins, the Jennmg- 1 PUNNtNp auto Lied annuals of the 20th century. If found piea>e returni l uthe rare Room for Betwee of 18-30 Drivers' licenses' requil | good paper or wiirht the money. awa ites Ami a BUSTLE I Wren twins, the I : tiiank you sincerely, book room of the wea ther bureau. ed. Apply U S Army Krecruiting j P.O. | Matt Mazza and In GENERATION Svnd her Flowers 3 Weaks Leave PERSONAL ERE Editor D . , THE CUTEST little pair of pink GIRLS! Here's your big Ton. E. Rich of thi¬ lady's gloxea you ever did see Get a zircon tsudded. hand tool- They have sedimcnta! value and . from ol written and cm: •: ed. morocco bound, platinum Of your more critical sub- I ju>t can't grt along without trimmed. radio activated, surrey errThn lish has been granted tlivm. Couldn't the finder man¬ Hinged, double spaced, custom scnDers- The state news is a leave of absence to ; age to return my pink lady gloves built, fur lined French scams and newspaper of unqualified integ- to Slue Asberill, Apht Psl O'ltarra double indemnity NOW I Come ritty and undoubtedly norm kussle ing his thesis entitle i house. early, they re gouig fast. '• I Marion Heckle i speare and his Effect College." MICHIGAN STATE NEWS Page Three Contract i|Top Lo«,» Tilts Jumpers Jump Contracts ermie To S|ipw Key Cpntracfs Jmui>ed By Jumpers charge. i Hoopers By'.!. A. SDRAWKCAB .. ,T vermin To make this (Special to the News) Should be Italic State News) even bigger and I The Spart;in-s|minsured It has been reported that Stnnky Schwartz, second "££. - "as fi"a,!y better than any such affair sponsored by this ever nnual | under loop tournament will get fith string right fielder for the Fremont (().) (ireen Sox has I'roud to rag " or any n(1 we eie other such kind there'are' way this Iternoort, ac- L thi" "l're rag 8 (if any) there will also be mived cording to i ■oaches Amiss and "jumped" to the Abbot 1.1 team of the CsM intramural Jt llu. ..,,1 darndest Moorman. softhall league, according to King McI)otigal, sox mentor. this campus doubles that should prove quit , ;-cett mi Morton Tops Loop *who could not be reached for the entire na the thing. joKfac^s MORE The whole thing is going to be only I lie tourney, which is open to fraternities, dorms, inde¬ Cage Champs comment. 'However, it was ierned to¬ , proudly announces stngged on the green, green pendents. graduates, and faculty day that Happy Chandler h- flC nsor an all-college mat Will be banks of that beautiful winding! members tins been held for the past six annually Clout nd sent a warning pi te to A. Red Cedar river that wends its years, was won Gromykn, manager Vfjoek of wonderful, way through and over the beau¬ by the Sllos last year when Mor¬ Cronies Stars accusing him of inmpering of fhe All generous prizes. tiful green green campus of senior ion Norton, Sigma Hho Omega with the affairs of the,Ohio Slat. ... i 'a sl^ht entrance from Mannassa Colo, silp The final game of the 'mural Michigan State. (class C) league so s to? cop S i*r pcrs-n to cover Targets will be situated at the pel four tallies over the crossbar cage loop ended in a finale des¬ more ball tilts. !/ handling, targets, etc. foot of the big oak rite near the for a total of six iritis. In second tined to top all final lilts which NSlfNAils WC prire ' ( will he and guardens and contestants will with place was Phi Delta Quipstlon have ever closed an intramura Meanwhile Northe, n South It 1ntlm awards will fire from someplace five nets, followed by basketball season, according to Dakota Stale Teachers College of way down along the "Fotm" Aldehyd noted hoop au¬ back of Wells hall, sort of in Yakclry ball .• . Aberdeen ejaculated hat they, r",nen, wh° ... , the Italian theater of lost of fun. Robin Hood style. Oh. it will be' *' ",i,lp ied tntut* The loop finals for this nR,,t year thority, Itv the class A tournament, in¬ too, had met with fot.l play at the hands n another RISC' gonp, £c.a! 20 llres Those who do so want t I may well top all bar clashes get | whic have featured net tilts in volving all dorms of over 1.000 students. Abbot hall defeated namely the Wells hall, ward D jnffi. in and have the sawbuck should team, led by .Jog Keln naim, without sny- |tl list, aeeordin to Blark and Mil son hall 34-43 and one half, See Holdov er Page 5 drop into our office anytime reel: fluid Tn class II Involving rooms tacit ma'1 vvill furnish soon. i; mentor Slug McKmsnith Remember this is being This will be the The campus paper, i NSD- r rows and a sixth yeqr that holding more than !i persons, ;bow an(i limited to 100 students and there the bouts will be be " Id Ward (' room (i Wells hall de¬ KTVIAN. demanded t eeall of . pick up the shots retrcivers. This does not include feated Ward A loom 37. The their star /.eke Z/pl • ill the Hyid happin to miss the Spurt in field. Hovvevr the fie¬ red targets their young lady friends. I d n't winners were led by 'Robin Ro * LI.. ou free of See Itnltom of Cnl J (hi ( liueker ( lifjiic bino, who swisher 0 hoops, while I kle linger ;te| ri in as the losers' star was Sam Forfei ts I /.eke. known t, his ends as ! lias ((!rew sprinted ba who netted 4 tallies. The final] Id field fence > ball eotinl was U-fO aeeording In so¬ field for a fly. but it w me beat-up janitor who swept ind any bow there vv any out tiie .Judging l'aviliatt after IV nee. .mil /.eke font u .elf tlie game. limine Se/ Vouse is a Good (bill In class C competition, Gunn¬ i .impus el Rut 34, known as the lle/e- • fied ( mum kiali W. Maintprop memorial 'barley Ma doi'initeiyli wis defeated, it was announced today by high guv- ,inle. . ei iimenl it In >r 11 v. by Trader? denial i milled iet Dickinson Dlvd AT this man ,,l c'amp lb i i . gbtbaltle ehui'uct- l< term in llalpl .11 clashes bet we- be iaklU of the two 'ft' anil . . Is pi e¬ en I'nint Itold Hen F. Van Horowitz. s' hecom- wdv Richard an olluvvs U. at Wi , Me normal. L. L. Hi biilig all- See .If.Ml* II Ml'" Tilters I ill By Ilamlntin Tillmeii By SDHAWROK COME TO MIAMI! ■p. led I I! H I.l.l, OF Till: SOI Till.AND A TSU III I) Cedar is Wet Bowing before \ Plk BUDDY! \ or treteli. |raced i.y Captain Bus- em Ball, freshman from Split- i;. (Jado. and llievv three tuns SMOKE •i tin; pin ball a» m of NnsineJ WHY NOT GO TO COLLEGE n's Your Old Man SANK V Ex let'em I ait End c'oaeir Hlg- k a \b Bfi .rsetrlay niurmereil.tn- SIIAGCI I INDER (; I FLAN that "them bums from But • THE .v tic . : .lit i i l.ancl o ten it warnt lor etc Blinker MePinball. TROI BLED WIT H DEAN CALLS? UIFFK't LT1ES ( H V! IONS riiKK I WITH STCDIES? !)7'i of the tobacco re¬ lll.OTTKI BOTHERED BY NIGHT ATHLETES FOOT? mitted. Contains apple¬ FINANCIALLY jack, (.'hickory Chick, and I EMBARRASSED? Rare imported laxativa ASSAULT YOUR LOCAL AG KM JOIN "Smoke Sanka Shagcut IN THE ROIC UNIFORM STUDENT UNION and relapse" LOCAL 36 'REG. TRAD MARK Page Four X snan mm Parties Crowd Weekend Activities THIS IS'SPARTY THIS l5"SR\f| Big Formal Affair Saturday from 3 p.m. to 12. All Canoe Paddle WATCHING A WATftWG men within a radius of one V Shall Take Place hundred miles are cordially in- vitied to. attend. Chairman Hei¬ Baseball Game; di Ho has announced, however, Hires Lawyer On Starlit Roof that no outside women should Ry LIZ SORRY come within site of the dorm if they know what's good for On Business MSC again conies zoom¬ them. The return of ex-GI vet¬ ing into the social spotlight. Mis Ho also stated that oodl¬ erans has monkeyed up the The clever little Spartans es-of refreshments and enter¬ business of I. Paddle, pro- tainment have been planned to have planned 5 wonderful Redcedar entertain the males. Decorations prietar of the ca¬ parties for the weekend. will be based on a wild west noe stant. The canoe stand,lo¬ The first party your eaves theme, and all grils will be arm¬ cated several ducks up the river dropping reporter caught wind ed with lassos. from the bridge, is being bypass¬ ofis one which the Stigma Stews ed by airforce releases who The last part yon the list has hove planned for Friday inght. brought their yellow life rafts been planned by the Awful Psis. This modest formal affair will with them when they came home ft is a term party which will take place on the Starlit Roof of the new Union building and Cob Blcstone and his six pebbles begin Saturday at 7 a.m. and last fhe remainder of the term. The from the army. Riddle who has operated a chapter house will be the scene tremendous business since 1801, t-}AV£ YOU 8E.CN a have finally consented to spply dance music. The gable room in of the affair. Sunny South is in is having his mouthpiece bring charge of planning the affair, suit against the veterans admin¬ Baseball Gam£. this vvclk the basement has been obtained and she announced that Mr. and istration for allowing these rafts for the patrons, Wormie Big- Mrs. M. S. See will act as pa¬ to operate on his franchise. wheel confidently stated yester¬ trons. One sophomore, no veteran, day. Patrons include Mr. and wrote to the surplus properly Mrs. J. Hop and Mr. and Mrs. board for their advertised Mac S. R. Prom. Snowball Fight Chick Chickery told me that Rotmiers Spred West, is thinking of hiring the same lawyer. All he got was a Out of Idem- his fraternity, the Who Deltas, is On MSC Campus life preserver. By DEAR DEEING Paddle has gotten a little ex¬ giving radio a party Friday nite as a means of obtaining ra¬ About Military tra bisness from Kaiser-Eraser men who have been using the dios for each room of the house. The rumors that men enlist¬ canoes to commute to work from Admittance will be only by pre¬ ing in advanced military do the flats he has rented in a hole sentation of a radio (Chickery announced, and these must be so either because of the he excavated under the band Grad Mnhvs (, shell, she will shell kill. Speak¬ purchased from the local Chick - shiny new officers uniform 1642 Grad^ ing of excavating that dry spot ery-Chickery and Son music and twenty dollars a month or on the red cedar US16 is being school dissip.,1 store. Everyone is cordially in¬ becnusc it is required by the dug so that no portaging of can¬ tbetter, has ; vited to attend this affair which course they are enrolled in are oes will be necessury without a prominent pi.. will take place at the Who Delt slanderous and a lie, Col. Eager permit. The canoe builders un¬ & Gumblc Si house from 6:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. told this reporter today. ion visited Paddle yesterday and program honki Following this open dance the Why, these men in the, he promised him full support in his Having mi - fraternity will hold a dance for went on to say, class like the cleanup of VA. to be continued. from the sen, its members only. Chickery also army and its life. One of our stated that the affair will be un- Loft better is students had a nrvious break¬ veted Burple chapcroned as the Who Delts down when they discharged him didn't like to show partiality among the faculty members. from the army on points 23 m— — because he wished to WOMEN when he com lacerations lo Beer Bust mous propor!. stay in. He didn't take anyintcr- (Continued from Page 1) As a means of preserving stu¬ cst in life until he came to State man licqour i dent health, the administration many men hove entered the hos¬ pure carbolic letting men take a course in mil- is attempting to bring students and found out that they were pital lately complaining of in¬ Loftbetter into the streets and out of their itary training. grown toenails, and other seri- the eommerci,.! smoke filled rooms. President O. Bystanders should take no >us ailments. "This is all due," the sponsm's O. Johnny has announced that an heed of the playful jestst that laid Doctor Towland. "to the aw of a foghorn all college street dance has been the luds are usually Indulging full late late hours they keep. program. planned for Saturday. such as their plans when I"f Sure." The highway department has they meet their ex-sergeants "It's about time the women got approved the roping off of US 16 after they get their commission a chanct to get some nite uire," from Milliams to Wason and Ha¬ 'nd such and the things coed sed. "It's just terrible bit dorms for the dance. "Hit the they will say when some recruit the way we're Cooped up evry Road" is the theme of the af¬ fails to salute they night and don't get no air," re FOR THAT EXTINGl Mil l> fair, which will be carried out In all reality these men are morked another coed. by splendid decorations. Jma the backbone of the nation, and Dean Younnow made a fine Drum and her six cymbaliettes a few missing vertefrue will not quote when she said "li s swell, EAST I.\NSIM1 will give out with the music bother such a large organization it really is. It's about time my from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. After¬ in the least, so don't spread nas¬ girls had some fun." noon classes will be excused and ty rumors about the local militia At the next meetin the bored LOOK - the president has expressed a us they could sue you, and with will discust whether having beer hope that everyone has a real the patriotism what it is probab¬ in the kill kill kill HO 1. .livey time. ly win their cae. Johnny's Home In all the The girls of Whatta Grover Cleveland history o the United IU ^ Kit Dorm was a post¬ States only one man has been have planned an open house for humous child. president at one time. urns vr THE IIUB OK HEALTH SPARTAN HACK & JADES LIVERY SERVICE SPIKED BALLET SUPPLY FOR THE SPRING FORMAL