S. C. Library ISC BAND CLUB Old Man Claims YMCA PLANNING TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU PANHELLENIC Gala Program For ToBeMSCProf STILL WORKING Extorts Money From Stu- LECTURE GROUP BANQUET HOST Visitors at Annual BALL PLAN dents' Parents by Claim¬ FOR NEXT TERM TO 750 GIRLS State Grid [^Timr Traditional Opener of ing Professorship. Seriei of Sunday Lectures Will Mrs. F C. Aldinger Deliver. Banquet Festivities to Get Under Way in Gym at Noon; Athletic Director jgfia! Sea ion Renewed ai Start January 19 and End Principal Addreti of Eve¬ Greater Event Than Ever. Ralph Young Will Announce 1936 Grid Schedule and February 16. ning to Sorority Memberi. Winner of Most Valuable Player Award. ORCHESTRA UNNAMED GLEE CLUB TO SING DISCUSSES HOBBIES Rv GEORGE MAHKIN k, Student, Mav Attend TO. £ Group Will Hear Many Out¬ Sigma Kappa Captures Scholas¬ There's going- to he a hot time in the old town tomorrow ifteruiion and evening at Michigan State college's annual party, to be Held in Maionic but he , .u> imiwstor ami ■> i a tic Award With 2.869; Chi football bust. Temple on January 10. standing Speakers From Many Poirts. Orfiega Is Second. It marks the 1 Ifh Consecutive time the alumni banquet has lb l ARItV IHSTH. l>|ierat.nn. «•> la. an '■ 1-"I served to officially ring down tin* curtain on the State grid By KAMI tit A VAN ATTIH eason. As in the past, outstanding high school gridders, in ♦w will no moiv than ui What promises to lip "the ittit'il to the lampus 7d most important series of Approximately 7f»0 soror¬ lddition to state players, will In* feted.' th. holidav vitm- t..i speakers on religious topics ity irirls anil truest.s attended The festivities are due to get-under way in the gvm at [ the> w ill haw I hi* wt the Panhellenie banquet last ^nooti. The banquet proper hroufrht t«> the campus in i\ of attending th«- many years is announced by mjrht in the I'nion ballroom. ill start at 6 p. m. i t! jc rtv of thr win- -oa-t'ii. as the Burnt the eollejre V. M. t A. to take The tables were decorated in pine needles, holly, and were CAROL CONCERT During t h e intervening iitiHounieil its first tM, place ilurii./' the next term. hours the visiting prep grid¬ 1 i two years will »*• itlnv night. Januarv Uu lighted by candles. In one TO BE OFFERED ders will make a tour of the campus. They also will lie Mas'inu Temple in Thr guests ut thr s|t**uki'» hh \uif Mi. Klisah#-th Uonwd, t«- BY GLEE CLUBS present at the showing of Mts Robert Slutxv Mii II Free¬ man, Mi- ,1 Tuintri. Mis W Annual Errnt Will br Hrld in 1 the National llth annual Student General's Pants Figure In Pershing Rifle History Al Banquet of Engineer- cl America to be held * ul inf Fratrrnily Kamsu Cdj. Missouri, Deceir.- foundation for new idea® ror flit- fi! »i tune m the annaU flr HI I I hlKM* % IKK K Ivrehing. the ntvrr.iwrji voted to: national ch»pt«-r of their own, Professor Plant also stated that "f tar banquet, the Stat*' band ;.«kcr. I**'! llvits >»•„r in the vatitiele .«if i ii, , i "Perhu'rig omitting Nebraska will l>e th«ie in full ** 't'erting will feature dis- Forty xcars ago a sw-tnr«1 lieu¬ t»f I'raiiw4, U«- installation ce»«*- It fie* Then it w;iii hacked up h«* ruling biei-etieK, un* .college* By tiie time the chimes in the t»ate club would be profitable to to* the rriemljcrx of a crack drill at Uie present tune which concluded the activities of Beauoixfit tower *mg out 10 Mah* ^ the public affairs of During the parades ra-xt spring : ,ndfui at pleas from the Salva- November 7, 1935. was the anni- the student* and faculty abke believe* comtwiny then in eaiatence at the honorary ft eternity tur the o ( Jim k, anotiu-r foutbaH banquet ^srtry Each accredited col* term, it is planned to drill the ■. n Army, and gave the piece* to verwiry of the Michigan State com- year of 1935 will have paued into Professor Plant University of Nebraska history On * permitted to fend five dele- company as * separate unit. witr. i a Pershini! Rifle company, ut that pany, which no*- numbers over .David W Stfrfu * liffe, president Ua ir way* homeward 1 Another opinion brought out by These piece* were the first tiie ' 200 Thus* not affiliated with its own commanding officer '.oie only cme year old • 100 enlistment* lt ts open only of the organisation, acted as toast- jhigii schofil Ntar* will be &aying Mr I ht nbruck that Mfrvne ribUais ever worn in the , . , . While the growth of the Pershing _ «WTa>tir(n may send non-vot- From the turn of the century to basic ROTC' students or CMTC.' master, introducing first Sid Wag¬ 'There was a hot time in the wservrr delegates . > sophomore engineering atuocni United States, and the mutilation RifUe society has not been phe¬ .ntil 1911. the Nebraska drill com- men, but when organized over a ner. State's representative on the old town '■ »a tonight " . .. The sophomore thought the*' of the breeches seemed to harm . nomenal, it lias been accomplished pany enjoyed a most active exist- year ago. a few advanced military nation's AtLAme'ra an teams, who no atw. sum v Petiiung went on to against great odds The idea or¬ r,ce. being an important feature men spoke briefly subject - were admitted as charter on a upen gam the ranking of a general in iginated with Lt. John J, Pershing •f military and social life at the rntmbivi. which he is an authority, football. ECONOMICS DEPARTMENT | K»Uro*n, League of Na ^ £ UrtaUof aubjtfU. He a:- the United States Army, and the m 1891, when he was stationed at western university, but it soon be- Clarence Hos, '34. was the cap- SUmceiiffe then presented Dick ' TO PRESENT NEW COURSE intellectual c®- ■ * " profesaors are too to drill organisation, known as Per¬ the University of Nebraska as pro¬ gan to slip, and its reputation and tain, or president, of the charter Colina. Spartan quarterback and . ,, „ , narrow: they made rn no attempt shing Rifles, grew in strength and fessor of a Tau Beta Pi member, who military science and "tganization suffered Finally, in company, and he has been sue- pro- '■ Af the U•ginning ot the winter popularity until it now claims a Pershing at that time- 191T. Uie Pershing Rifle group was cceded by Thomas Gill and the cceded to introduce tiie speaker' term u new ruur»e in bueuieu ^ U Cn«han Parl«n«rt. ^ ^ ,h, ou,^. ..«ld o, roster of 22 companies in as many tactms formed a company of men chosen disbanded and its records burned of the evening. Miles W. Casteel, law present leaod Cla,, Moaic ami Play, * Abe and me: "Keportia, by Ihe peephole, for the peephole. „ e— OfTfc* Hruro—MtinJay end Th-irsduy. H*12 p Friday Night. and of the peephole." Numeral, During Term Sonday Morning Meeting (This column was submitted by a former member of the State News Luncheon Of Ckorth Groopi Rditnr~.lt III V. CI.KAIIY Telephone 2-M«T Marjorie Tribe of East Tawas proletariat, Edit't—W II MAM V KIHKPATKIC'K Telephone 3" 12 and Dale Granger of Durand wpre get away with a citizen It * by the name of Jim Quello. Ho is still trying to ' — Christmas programs will be fea- THE GIFT Manager— LAWRENCE C. MTtlllSKON • The W. A. A. term luncheon, elected last week to the two posi¬ SUPREME . I m starting nut in life with my pipelines into campus in-lflna, eVent of the tions fro which freshmen are elig¬ ycar for ath. turr ible on the Social cabinet, the dir- trigm'*" clogged somewhat by the fact that I am only an un-;Mically-minded girls, is to be held by the Peoples church meet Sunday, December eeting body <-r the Student Club, sophisticated sophomore. People don't confide ill sophomores ;tomorrow at one o'clock in 15 At it* mertmg during the past although 1 really can keep a secret—it's thu people I tell it Hunt Food ^ Shop Award* The Religious Council will meet Trubenized collar, ^ this week the Social Cabinet laid plans: to that can't. So don't be too harsh on a boy who ia just ***m K" *»•*>->* | luncheon, honor teams for the *>* pqst at the home of Miss Cara Jean is attached nnd colL for the social functions , , * . , »»_. . . . bos m are Tmbect starting nut and wh<> admits that hi* "dirt storehouse i* as tcrm nl„ u. announctKj> and the Sanford. 437 Abbot Road, for their immaculate wit!.<.»u« lu"b during the winter term, rhese empty an a breakfast room in tx Niagara Full* hotel. Re- sport* which are offered winter Christmas breakfast at 8 45 plans include a swimming o'clock Mt<< Sanford and Miss member that this column was inspired by watching other term will he discussed. Miss Grace inrty. to be held in the college Emma Sater. Y W C A sec re- 100I, skating parties, sleigh-rides, olumnkt* w.nd the watch of their wit with a broken spring, H00*1* who leitChp% physical win¬ cation in Lansing tar-. will act as hostesses. bgcther with the usual parties m ch us granting me the license to da likewise, which Iieen The Student Christian Union, he club rooms at the Peoples High School, is to may tic revoked soon. led fc> Marv A Collinjfe of the Sprt-back, brushed burch and the regular dancing cor,* sweaters $3.50; p Is There a Santa t'laus? GIN AND BITTERS interested Christ ma¬ sweaters, $1.95. $2.95. Interwoven Socks — nei 9porti l3 stnpves and Argyle plai< At Ihe risk of lieing comddcied crack-brained hihI juvenile, ell attende George Peters' atheistic tendencies are softening—he'a whether ul nut i story. Mher patterns. 35e, 50c .! M.i-e smartest e fhink there i». now very intimate with a lltahop who has his 8AK pin. When h'r 'r n new and colors. $3.58; Caps Santa Clans, the patron aaint of Christmas, ha- iieen nterviewed over the phone the Kappa fledgling stated, "I'm 100 ,w"n too excited to speak." wool and •legated to the human vlass. lie isi usually usually a middle-aged Grace Smith, petite Chi O corps sponsor, says she wants who°got a , r.-oti with no special figuni and ami absolutely ahaolutely no st lf-respact » the orgamziitinr (member* of the Rotary and Kiwaru.- dubs Salvation (tintfd during the past term, the » bushel of love for Christmas. We always thought it was Army exi»|»tc«i> who dress up garishly in an ill fit tun measured by pecks. Or maybe I'm using the wrong scale. Mat Tournament word m col lege ?ma for the'purpose «>f kidding the kiddie* atid spreading the Rumor has it that Mitchell of the unholy Rlordan-llerrick- Str'eanalox suspender t radii tonal Yule tiding.-. Mitchell triumvirate will haunt Ihe Cedar environ* winter to Finish Friday ton.- lustablv i inquired—with I mi k, $1. opportunity And »o we who have graduated from the abort pant- class term. Mitch is coming back to take a little Spanish and a have regaii lei I him a* a worth U** idol, an amusing figui No- . lot of Scotch! Term's ustonisher: Merrick hooks New ins while Warner body ijue*tioii> us for doing m». Hut if we feel that Sanla Clmw. we might a* well take the same attitude toward accept* loss of shapely Chi () graciously like a truo sports¬ (iod. who h often reduced to the same grot en*} lie and amusing man. Take a Ihiw, .lanhn. 'Merrick loses cynicism. Cleary .Oil, 1 K HAROLD PATTON TO TALK bird* Merrick. Merrick tells C leary to take the column and the double () paycheck and MAY BHDS ('Inn ket I*>ve cankers all. "The lilt Shirt* of tlir '.■•vn Overheard: Merrick is ao dumb he thinks a gin rickey is a Japanese taxi. Also overheard: Warner is -<» dumb he thinks Scott's In st work was emulsion. tiilowship. giHid will lor one- What Merry Mayo harpy tank a fraternity steady's car ol one's thoughts toward a 'a.4 l-ridav night and used it for another date? Why this un¬ called for breach of ethics? May her tribe decrease. And degenerated. Christmas o» not why ran't a <» foot .» inch frnsh get His own Spanish lessons? iiow-us it is an occasion for lusty "Buz?." Hurtling. Sigma Nil prodigal son, explains that the insistent users ol ponies: (Blank space for fill of stU' i slow change from caroling to him nlippi'i him lu.l mm^ inuilvcrtriillv thmuvh Irnl.l. Thr* h.M»i hihuii Ihrir duhmu, arhirvrmynl and F*«|Uire and the New Yorker .1,1 II.; Thi. Iiimketlwll ttimr l,i_ a Jeserved to be flunked ;v to get sentimental o\ei *U<'h Student* riding through clo*oe* on p4»nien will Ik* reported lei to wear tails and a boiled An intereNling bservation: Kv I'ickett *ccn frequently n Ihe next i**ue of Ihe paper in IU)LD TYI'E unit** DII'BY. ■our highball over it. with another lit . InveMtigjitinn commit lee pleane . . . rilK MOikl'BHTEli, receive* hu*h money immediately if We • the tunny in such ah •irM-.by banishing hin sleigh ami atmosphere, FROSH WIN IN i»\ have it that the prowler is terrorizing cruel dt-mon; there is .i limit to vour iot >o finer. Send sugar to III HUT. care State New*. Ifindeed and having ii Sideline philosophy : Pi - lessors are rumored to Ih* absent Hut that was about th ,( (oiiltl do, tor .Santa baiitahle hundred year-, ago * purpus- CLOSE GAME Beer delivery interview-: if. How is the beer delivery Hindi d. imugn Funny bow you nev»r fimi one ait*ent-m«ndtM !<» torget to tlunk you woei; i have Imnmi missing is tutidamentid and w l' • a among fraternities? A: Sigma Nu* are wav up in there. is ju#t as valid tcwia.s, Beat Button Five ol Lansing in •SAl>'» and that bunch on M. A. C« avenue help our That natural lei Advite fttr »-omihg examn: Rememtier. you c*o take u * a Last Practice Game By to date The little tot< }iiy to ciass, but you can't m&kt u think One Goal. IVHITOIH' ui ScIm, tapitalize on their big "S" now that they g■1 I" ;i talkie an Ihe traiiui:,' ntusou ia liver The t«» .tar. park m »h a littb- I*, wiu> uriil vvrrtiittg iheie aHeutel.. ..n.i without tail, tV, Indian Student r three ttti^eU" net .up the .ml* h,r the eveititiK. That !annum tin-. Nothlllif like lestini! on yitiir laurel... to Speak Here ELLISON I nuau.il m.l» I., frlli.w inlnmniM.: Marhrr in an OK BOOK SHOP Kent Th( C(^, Sy.tem Will be Dii- Inane nule tu fellua eoluntni.t.; Ilrrriek i. an l»K rrrttfh, full cut. «/«#* sent I una lie mile In lilloa ruluninmt.: tjurlln In an OK Kent cu».«d in Farum. » ctrnirr MM i'tii.la.lt Hole: "What . hema without a mutter?" GIVK. BOOKS to bimJ. i*mfons*4 /.leifel I. rnm trvinu for hi. seventh letter. Jark of at! FOR A CHRISTMAS i.t-i- tor Ihn aoctety lor I'revettttrn of t*M>ki» Noim>«: 1 lit,* Ijivia-Aiiiio* »;.r,on atijoininf the .L-. !.» ns .clul'rlt. ilarhoritu the KentaJ p.r ;• „ M Dhan*.' ... • t »hu KeiHriutfly supplied the Ke fr.am t r tho Theta- " '"'.lent a. ft. fnu.rntv rf AK paiti Mtvh.Kan .tanns (tie pa>, tb;e* lh.it hotirailou. ever-qmited nriivle "And Sudden Death" ""A ■* su'' which lTear, reprinted Mime Ume aqu wa. pullet rrprudu.rd aolely ^",!> ^ j." " . » „ HOME FOR THE «r the rnliehtrnmrnt uf profeamtr. wl,a are too occupied in- tuuT""" •ntuiK new method, of OunkinK aurplu. .indent, to read iTtmide . For Gelt It er> rxten»ivcl>. Not# to Kertijt: No, "tuuiuover" ia it,a it Jewtalt Development (orlhmmtnK or eante: larrv llerk and M.ir> holiday CHRI5TMAS & ..dlcge w Wtlla twu-Mimtlui »ith umtnoua Mairwav*. I.e. Wilcox, fast and uetr ao that he vail rc«uiartl> and avutdtn# all ..hilly Delta Stg. want, to I.- a tell Very Inn! > where to ...n- HOLIDAY? . get oil at. Kvtem tkah' Marv Duller. Alpha I'ht Cirrem i|Uole.; "I haven't heard »«> yOUtL oaaaaut a rent from dad in the taal three week.." QUICKLYWECOMO>MICALLY Dave Bairit think., that a "mta.a in hi» ear ia worth Doot spwtf t>vr thrill «f two in fitting ha«u« «{iun trt worrying ftla eluiille." ntmjt the shipment t4 yewr hw^n*,- imtvo < he probtexn V POLO TEAMS PUV EuouRh for thr»e hriet htaehmadinK.; here gor* 'rav-..-^ rv«)ttunc fr» Rulw«v F.ipreu We «nU cmil tot « : thi } i.r b\ l, . jvtjs tr-ur,* v begxage ao4 perwnwial belonging* »twi neiv ml !t Gi GiiuU; Ml TWICE TOMORROW IM.AV 1*1 ZZI.E DISS: Of Tavorite Girl, be ultimate in idio v . .. Tigute out the iniluda <■ t these lathe.—a second hand gold armai l,ikt' ail gt 9«et bM«X4(e w»U he there <;utckly and safety. Vtrnty and Dimagofar, La- filling tor «avh person that tiunmm initial, vorrectly, ui iIn,' Hthn.f thev ,1'iihln't understand lit yoii don", Ilk# I hem. print your own let and mail it to E.*pcp»« servtce » a devnled economy m etpenee, tow l«l« Lanung and Flint \ ••mi ' | i' li iarian novel tliey could in Dippy, the..Moleiv.trr. Welt tun them in Ihe editorial col¬ ' I'll! C,V. Dill lilt' a llaeleaa Work l umn. I a mded author, |» that tmi-l he getnua. So they twvse Kappa Kappa liamma: JR. 08. ol IIB.V , Interwoven auca? iltavr. tmn to thi in,I. ami "allow,tl the hull. Ammijj the He pu.»»l lomatiow mahi al Kaiqia Alpha Thela; EP. tlK. I tall a little irra? n Th, Willi, r, v, L. i. UK unit; xjlmnlul to have tSnwor-vU atrnn lialt in the .l,»pe r'hetwevn tin gills. » doubk-heartar. Tin vanity. Chi 0: C.S, VT. Alpha Chi: JVP, At* Weal*Gift RAU.W AV UiWtf AGENCY. Inc. Now Gcrtrui , , , 'wad* >tp of faittnvi. Co* aisi Haacd. 3 for tl.UH laughing, if vouvould vail u that; "tntivsn Alpha 1'hi: MB, MB. '.*£» Abbott Rood, Eaa* Lomauu „,„Ul ,ubAi< funny vnln a, eriiiea. , Iitu s. f liiiity gullible vrft it s, vrit ii"N iicmMc dvicM lu>i wwk-cmt, Alpha Gam: VM. Ptm VJM3 fuuny . . It doeaii't nu»kc M'tiM*. but it'?- fuuny. Thu Mw*' •» tnw frvwn ib« umh Alpha Xi Oelt: KM, EK. LK. readiun puldir is" linalty t lijovpig Uic wi.rk v( Urtuitic Mullury ia L-iuuuv. whib.- Delta Alpha: AV. trill And tbv crttHa, like Thornton Wilder -what 'ttie •4 vlftv*r? an, ,dcM book., A aurny amvatg the December 13. 193." MiCHICAN STATE NEWS , rag* three State Five Invades SPORTORIALS SWDFMIXT. PRACTICE tichigan State college fresh- . baton spinning that has long been ; ing now. They play tomorrow nissing Alt'five home game, fea-j night at Ann Arbor and maybe ...The... j lured thou . appt .irun v, and a' another pelt for the woodshed. A nn Arbor Saturday t and varsity fwtmmiftg | Philadelphia ll> HARRY WISMER. Spurts Editor the. press outdid it-. But it's, been a great year and the elf in expressing the perfection. Sideline Coach •f the great band. Old Sideline Coach will*now hi- bernatc. wishing you all a Merry To Battle Michigan Monday Relations with the Univernity of MR'hiRHn begiH atfain Well, fha- year is over and the • Christmas and a good year of erm is ended Basketball night when Ben Van Alatyne'a basketeera ramble ls go- sports. down to Ann Arbor to take on Franklyn Till: KF.VIEWTN(i STAND Cappon'a combina-. tion of giants. The Michigan squad, undefeated thus far, Term end and yenr end Time Spirtin Basketball Schedule Call* for IS Camei, Including Eight are reputed to have one of their i"i u review ot' Spartan athletic Hone Coated*; W**» Virginia Uaivertity Will b$st teams in years. It ^ill Play r Im? interesting to see whether n lighting State live can take achievement that has made this ia Demon»tration Hall December 30. a more accomplished Wolverine team. fall a significant one A great It has been clone in football team, a national cham¬ B> GEORGE MASKIN tjie past, and if the boys can get going it can be done again. pionship crow-country team, a Good luck! hand par excellence, and the re¬ SMALL'S for In the wake of the team's preparing to invade Ann Arbor turn of school ami class spirit for the first of two games with the University of Michigan First and forenjost in our minds at the present time is the tomorrow night. Athletic Director Ralph Young this morning football banquet which happen- on.Saturday eve at t» in the pie* SILK or WOOL r,ieased the Michigan State college basketball schedule tor college gym. With Warren Brown as the main Fiiyt let's go out and count the attraction, he current season.. plus the fnct that he is supported by a brilliant cast, the bust i Its tacked on the woodshed The card calls for IS remaining games, eight of which will should he a huge success. Hundreds of ail First there is a leoA Pio- ROBES high school athletes stutted with sawdust played in Demonstration hall. State is rer and not due to play al from all over the state will he iftre, and Dick Remington, Home until Deeembe* 30,• —— noted ofTicial and the man who selects the albstate teams for ,|.pt! West Virginia Ulliver- In tile Towmend brothers, who the Detroit News, will also present his all-state high school makes its first appear- pliiy ,hc '"rwatri. eleven for 19.15. It. It. I'roulfc. general chairman of the affair, State has a comparatively small jnce here. has worked hard and long on the Beside it is tacked one tenm Coach Van AU{i,„. arrangements and deserves For the first time in aev- ;Win „lart the Mint- t -.im unv. a world of credit for the procedure as is. Banquets he ha.« Cocktail Jackets end seasons, Stntc dlit not opened ar.uinst- Wisconsm last handled in the past have proven successful, and this one n*.->k either the Univernity of y*k K• . ,t or Wayne university Kraft will he at the promises to far exceed them all. will be honored, and will receive their letters The Spartan footballers due this year. Lounge Suits Virfiinia and Temple I Morris Buvsse. rentt Reck and Ronald Oaiiti The college athletic director will present the men with their d m then* places, ro long jaunts face the I Joe* Smith, regulai t honor, tiov. Frank I). Fitzgerald will handle the most valu¬ was out of the Badger able pla>er award. uBing it to the man ■ to a sprain, li hand, -a voted as the greatest asset to his team thus far this season. Through the courtesy of (i. A. Richards uqd !.eo Fit/pat rick, owner and manager of WJR respectively, the crowd present will get an opportunity «. I.steti to and watch the Three Aces and the Silhouettes Irum WJR. These two teams are without doubt some of the best entertainment that i- at present operating in the mid- "igi Bauet. i«m< h «.t the teiuing team, ami a ha|*il work- ft n? U man, tells nn thai lit.- fencer.- are absolutely <1. K. ;e t, ,. short tinn og" the all-college fencing tourpa- w.t- hcltl. ami proved t«. be » v iting all the way through. I.i Batter has tui ued out some mighty title fencing clubs 'In.- year h«»u!d i»* no cxceptiott .muidnig to all rettorta. Sid Wagner. State guard, has been honored on several more • aaaaauusuaaauauaaaaaaaa T Xmorican learns in the past few week*, lie wa* selected 1 • Gee! It would be swell I n the coaches' all Aniertiati. the New York and the Hearst all-American. Sun all-American In addition I MuMsn »... uh = 1 i." to this he has heeti awarded several other notable honors that he richly deserves. How¬ : Lamb's High Qualify Chocolates - ever, now that we are on the subject of till- • For Christmns " American teams, I feel it a good idea to men- * Tht'i'o is nn shortaxc of this popular a Su, '• tion •• • >• . ' rn -amcthing uhout the all-American teams 1 w g All Boxes Chmtnus Wrapped picked by the all-American hoard of foot- : Man's Gift at Small's. Lobes art* de¬ ^ • LAMirS ( ANDY SHOP . bull, or pcrhn|ts I -diotild twy the largest cidedly a favorite {rift this year. Be¬ • . Across from State Theatre sports m promotion aII-American teams on w»r cause of our complete stocks, attractive ftrord. The all-American board of football ' thev tail themsehes, are patterns and unusual values this has is as nor lev-* than a nothing more **51' been the bijfKcst robe year in our history promotion bv Christy Walsh. of the t hristy Walsh syndicate. Walsh ha* | V " iton. ghovi writing, etc.. and he a habit of making money on s|N»rts pronto .» wm WOOL ROBES 111 c|»*v»»r strtiw* ami sure didn't ntisM on this ¥ llowiver. th« In-st I can sa\ for hts all-American board of '1'"1, one. •"',l 11 | GREETINGS football roaches and his all \merican learn 'hev arc a swell hunch ot Walsh' Needless to **v Wagner p«diticinns. That for >ou. Christv is that all told t i s | j:,o did not make this part it u- Xti ■ ar all-American. However, that is not the sole reason I am A,M y OF THE SEASON hanging it on the all- American Iwiard. It will lie rememliered a,ul ' S1I.K LINED ROBES. iuMin....s and hat -cveral other great football stunningly iiattciiu'il. Th« gill for which every player* have never made •hat iiub—such men as Hill man long-. Maiouii, uuvy ami Black. Shepard of the Dion*. Eddie hie- in < ir THE CAMPUS PRESS. Inc. w icki. Art Bliss, and numerous others who are at •oast of the National I'rotcssionnl league, while on the other ,hMt> present the ;<***> 10 ^130 *1S V 10S w t *rand KKcr hand -. .rral of Uii.m ulhrr hand pukid all-Amcriran» h»\e f.ulvd ||. make thv Krad. in Mir tS?SiS!Sdk&*.Sf5iS.S.S.S.S.:0 fuMl-Eraduutc fiwllwll. COCKTAIL JACKETS hrocadi*; styled with the dash ami color „r aiik t<» ./» -4# it- catch the fancy of young Aiueiicaiih. a partin,' p.r Vlu nut of tfi, ItiRRt ,i wiuttioiiHl limtball Ram. s ,.i thr |ila>ulf lor »,.. w.irlil'r year ih in tlie oli- What ho! ... w Sweoit&iA rru.i lor |irote**ioiuif riiumpiuii)tiii|i ol at all ynu want for • fuotlwll lr«ni» nrnw off I i.l D. >t..,liuin. Thr Sunday in l.unrh and Dinner yjw ; larRr^i crowd ever to wo a fool- anno in thr nioloi ,-ity i. anticipated, ladh the Ldun. Tt'ESDAY. DECEMBKR 17 thr (.lanir air in aoial limn, all ptiyaual condition, and a batllr With Fancy Backs d -hounl ir.ul tonon . Kmmrtt. thr heat publicity man your WATCH FOR Till: NEXT friend, and hate a Imr tinir. SI HI'KISK in innl-we.,1. rn;a>rt Ihai thin vonteM bn- rreatml mm.- rr»* than .« any ..inn .portmir .vent, outauk of thai ha, h,-w, put ,,n di-pbyv for Uia worlr - MARY STEWART'S .p.irU-.rpud Drtir,: wmn: ttime. Cw r,ir." , , , l.m,,- ! thl. Nl.tt U,r SPORTCASTER lUii Cedar ow, Marquette, •**«*<♦#>—but L>i« wound Th«nv—fkittoi the Thai spoiled tip the year win over in a • PALAIS • 'I* ROYALE * «* Wc x*w ftul W.i.,- i» i in;,M .4 vt ra1 AH-AmeruuiL. - -we &a Hthc cio,» -country U«, got • • J pf^i. Jor 11 inwriu tin wirvl thsif way around the cou; • iiu*r ot th« u.*nn—* term in which w' nation with a tan git deb.' MANHATTAN know that have xupplud-■■clunaxmg their we \in, wish we the"heat first-hand rua- * campaign w-i'n , f-poMawt of U»t year'* #utc« ! Shirts and P:i jam awitafel* You had tfco*1 V** Cortiandt p.«* in N- •bestf prognosticating m the loun-f*0^ w« Dance to the Music of For thr |«.rtn Van Alstym i fi\t . t.r> through'these p*$n-—yott Iwd;***** thwr court campaign— «■<• lit. good .Jiuilif j •ufo to gr.. the U*t towriown on hoppt rving-. ***■' J oka Dauber l developing j tiuoug < ut tin- cotlrgun- qvort wb*t ho think* will I* the b» f MMjflri- hapC^iTing*. that could be tank team in the annul* ot SUth • ' brut. ' ' only by thu that has Jmppmul jcu thia fail J . uhbu it*ti «hat have wt upep jurtf* • «*<*«. the f#»JA Another term will start so., i fit at ot ah. we *aw one of the fThe Sportcaater will have u j t< - I 'bait Spartan j/rtdwm isauttnea auth with the dawn of 1036 •in the history of the aiawi andj Jimmie and Samdra Livingston t through runj*Ui upfwar under a new name, what was pOMubiy the ! Vouc first edition of the new year St* the W opaty csu:t»i year cy.tr. burling uuf will ahow you the new : like 0»« Spcrtcaster on his way to he will appear m. We know yo-d vernacular] The Trapeze Trio DANCING EVERY SIMMY AFTERNOON • A* - ' — Page Fnur MICHIGAN STATE NEWS Friday. December 1,1, 19.1 after Xmns, pick up all the Xmas arc marrying at an averaee "J Oil YES. THERE IS A 'would really he handy." Final Examinations Pu t Damper p| KAPPAS HOLD COLLEGE j SANTA; ASK THESE KIDS Hill fneleson: -I need n haircut." free. (there's .-.bout .18) and stick of 24 8 and women at 21.7 Znrra: "If some deai them around in the lawn out don't know what thi.: prove Oit All'tollegc Social Program li All'Colleqv and statistics show that V; With Three Fraternities Active ANNUAL BANQUET i BULLETIN j Wilson' "Listen. Santajpoaching job in my stockinc »v>rr graduates have three-quart ci baby each. Marv Mayo) . . . uimme a be the happiest left end State Dean Mitchell Talks Before <#ra.«pinj? at their last chance of leisure before the rij?oi : partyl' fit.it f yellow plaid sh'irt wifl ous week of finals, three fraternities and the Student Grany Founders' Day Meeting Peoples'|»ai peaceful red tie to match.' open to Rath Hardy: I'd upprcciat are plaiiiuiiK Christmas paitie-. far;-!- can of ga* done up in red bit The Alpha Gamma Rhn*. evidently not fearing the trail ribbon . - . the jmi being for Walt snppeared and v tional jinx synonymous uitln Frafav tin* I3th, are planum a radio party frr that night. They tvill have a- patrons Mi fci'-'-'lcr's car C). Then Christ a, next morning ben hite L'll know the thing won't m Gam house. We've MERRY CHRISTMAS and Mrs. G. A. Rranaman and Mr. and Mrs. II. Freeman. and "I'd like Ron Garlock: "Santa The llermian^ and Hesperian* are to hold their parti.- .» Kfititrtiay night. Capt. and yr u •. »• set the Northwestern Syracuse basketball games in j A HAPPY NEW YEAR Mrs. D. A. Taylor and Capt. : —. baj. 1.1 like to see them. in hag for Michicnn State too " n"^v" State Theater TheHarborne Shop llr«pies. The Hcrmian- Imve | ] Dl invited Mr. mid Mis. II. M. vun«s Wills a- pat is .tis. Ifu inv MUVTII msn there are the girl... Ah, I knew ! would get around to B it I am going to collide with nil ad. (See the la-t h tl;.' State News.) So I can't bother with you girl- this Y. i have had enough anyway. I guess everyone h« enough. If you wish to continue. I ran dish it out and t STEIN SONG or several weeks I will not s ciu. Not for s k,. Mv, mv.-how unhappy I will la- not to_«■■■ yon and anil you and you. Anyway. A MELANCHOLY CHRIST- Let Mr (<>| nd Sinn to You . . . m.AS ANI) HEAD-SPLITTING NEW' \'EAR'S To VOL', .1 tin' pi.li. t this eolumn to publish 1 Moreover I h'-pc you Hunk every exam, and that I do not see rokep so many policies and , V(lU back next term.. Maybe you will pot see me back next in one name. All the rest j,.im That will make a lot of people triad. Maybe yon will, I.s if V.HI want to see your That will make a lot of people not so triad. Maybe you won't. I put i that way to give Hairbreadth Har- Jack Benny i*tre**rd damnst'l". something •<> write ' h,J alwtiit m his next column. What he tried to (j.> wa* actually °r^ "lt'a in the Air" i-;i» iiw duty insulting t«» the girT> Not that he knows, n, He was over- fV\ MIKKKI — TED IIEAI.Y ,w,? looking the girN* ability to stand on their own two feet *««!»<>• Ml-kfv Mmiwr Color < artrnin held. Help,' They diil right nobly by themselves if not' by no What they did, however, was n foolish thing. No one can make a fool out of m»\ for, as the trite old saying goes. t;<*( beat them to if. Mavb«« there is a Hod and may I* there isn't. I minted Feature . . » thanksa having I.e. iv.il much mail Mr. Sour Noter or Dour Notir or whatever you tail vour- instni i- greeting-, having ' aetf, do you think I write like you? Listen: I have just just imagine --- 1«n i tfi the student I'uhe, hav- be.n in a trainee and have communicated with Abigail, the . OTi « r-« ns on the campus, hav- little pill, and can you imagine what she asked me to4el! you" exciting new female doritifti.iv .111 the she'told me that a cla-s in *ueh-amb»urh has just found Tournament Held been done to mix I wash to *u h-and-«tKh. but suih-and-sta h would rlixpe! yoiiv GOWNS toy Co-ed Fencers point men t, thai I am still • idea 4 on the subject. Ab<>. what do you think of the wimplv FORMAL* «• iMMtj.lt angry at rm\ and cute little blow 'I gave the Tbeta Alpha Phi - "tlirl Shy ? Smith and Pratt Win Beginner* h whuh thev take this cob Wasn't it too. too divine? (At this point, Abigail, who is a? and Advanced Contents. ) know the* is a lousy col- heart a cynic after the ftubion of all eminent individuals, S2.1.00 Respectively ■lmrvi-t I kf.ow ix'\ a use I emits a juicy "Thrrrrrrp." being a bhibtw^v noise denoting dista nt, possibly i Sueh-atubauch thinks this column is very to SIi!).7."> n - The bird was no dove lottev. which is a very unoriginal idea (Abigail: You said o ..ne i. n«»t necessarily an it, t»aby > Such-and-such, everyone must know him tasau-e NOW . log ki> K out of it It ail t know him. put on a such-and-such down at -oh h-atubsmh - lord Villi may think that and ae»unuduted the such-autl-such > f n h-;rui (A - aulas, a heating If I have, gall: Such to you J CLASSIFIED 20% Off ROOMS FOR DOYS-a«n«lc Alphj r IXXK hot W.u.r, Ahower bcth. frightfully liurv the Dead, for the Mench Is ('rightful . Mt)«k |.»i > rtoubie 14 DC . exprnaive lutKuTHV I'AUKFU 721 Uurcium D i e. Phone 2•«.'»« looking St M R NOTES FOR RENT -Two-room apart- l; P Vi»{| < »\ "III K ( AM Ft : li e ^tyle A Sdl> Svmphon* in Three lUats . . IX»ST Green fountain pen, lib W. Allrgxn walking across the campus You don't tith name I>>n baurem Call 5087 DUKK University see Han He doe* most <»f the job of Reward S( ll(M)l. t)| MEDICINE u ha » to do i-i Pmk He tome* walking III RIIAM \ rlfh his hat tipped back oft hi* head. He | ( ' had just evervhod> >tv '.vttyti a building to the *u Hi* walk ami hi* gum sj .cAone pleast- look s*t me**" He kite CfllilL CjlULES V- Are You .J«-hnn>. lb yah. Marv Ai tiiiiv t*, • i four of him ar*)urul the campu*. when he smile* it i* not he." Hi-vah How EVERY WHO'D AY- 7,^ thv :«mpus Tli, ADMISSION 10c One of the 500 stu¬ lain ,:M it.--. Ah. la-hove. Borneo, my Romn-. Tt tSIIXY PAL Mm ROYAL i That tola lovo wa* the r.-al thmir. But tin. llo will h»vo a pvrmanrnt miaanav umm ociar sits dents who have from tho way *ho loans on him, Siio 1 Portable .oi. js ! j,|* from the w-ay sbo us.. htm «l ■ I IMf B . INCINt. £A/OU4 AVomj purchased the Wol¬ With Touch o-u arc amuauxl. You kho how it will Control iiruiil Sho will v t.< a [wrtv Man !'mc- ^ cours°' mayla- there is a ts the 'principal ipcaker. j Thcre lhe footb»" reason for attending col¬ parties and the fttah 1936Wolverine xuesit w«re prwent. i column. Ah. indectl. the gushy ?lu*h column. iliMililiHllliiHilliiHili